Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Moonlight Bodhisattva left Wuzhuang Temple with two cigarettes in her arms, feeling itchy in her heart along the way.

Why don't you open a pack and try it?

After all, the two little Taoist boys said that they gave him an extra pack based on the value of the magic weapon they brought.

Even if I secretly took a packet, no one would say anything, right?

Just do it!

After having this idea in his mind, Moonlight Bodhisattva couldn't hold it back any longer. He immediately opened a pack of cigarettes, took out a pack from it and put it under his nose and took a few puffs.

"Yes, this is the taste."

Although Moonlight Bodhisattva has never tasted it before, Tathagata Buddha is often seen smoking in the Mahavira Hall, and he also inhales a lot of second-hand smoke.

He was even familiar with the smell of cigarettes.

"Come on!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth, then cast a small fire spell to light it.

"Hi~ha~"

As the first puff of smoke was inhaled into his mouth, Moonlight Bodhisattva felt himself drifting away.

It even feels like my brain is empty at this moment!

"It is indeed a good thing. No wonder Tathagata Buddha never leaves his hand."

"He is really hiding something good. If Monk Bianji hadn't been helpless this time, I might not have known about this good thing!"

After the first sip was too fat, Moonlight Bodhisattva couldn't wait to take another sharp sip.

The feeling of smoke billowing in the nasal cavity made Moonlight Bodhisattva couldn't help shouting!

Before smoking, Moonlight Bodhisattva felt that he was a Buddhist.

After smoking, Moonlight Bodhisattva felt that Buddhism belonged to him!

"It feels so damn good!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva smoked for the first time. He was so excited that he finished one in two puffs.

In line with the attitude that smoking one cigarette is smoking, and smoking two cigarettes is smoking, Moonlight Bodhisattva immediately took out another cigarette from the cigarette box and continued to smoke.

After puffing and puffing along the way, it didn't take long before we arrived at the entrance of the Main Hall.

The Eight Great Vajras who were responsible for guarding the door watched a person filled with smoke approaching the Buddhist door from a distance, and the spirits of several people suddenly became tense.

Since Buddhism established its headquarters in Luzhou, Beiju, some blind monsters often get lost and come here.

This also resulted in the work of the Eight Great Vajras being much busier than before in Lingshan.

After all, there would never have been a creature without eyes entering Lingshan Mountain before.

But now that they have moved here, those monsters and beasts make no sense at all!

Therefore, the Eight Great Vajras have to exert their full energy to ensure the purity of Buddhism.

"Whoever comes, please stop!"

The sound of King Kong suddenly woke up the Moonlight Bodhisattva who was addicted to cigarettes.

He raised his hand to wave away the smoke that enveloped him, and when he looked up, he saw the sign of the Main Hall.

What the hell!

Why did I go back to the Main Hall directly?

I haven’t gone to Tushita Palace to find Laojun to buy the Nine Turns Golden Pill yet.

"It turns out to be Moonlight Bodhisattva. I'm sorry that I was blind and couldn't..."

After seeing the person coming clearly, the doorman King Kong hurriedly bowed and saluted.

But before he finished speaking, he looked up and found that everything in front of him was empty, there was no one at all!

King Kong:? ? ?

He rubbed his eyes and looked at his companion with confusion on his face: "Did I hallucinate just now?"

"It's possible, maybe it's because I've been working too hard recently."

"Have we ever suffered like this before? Now it's really killing us to make some money!"

……

From the Main Hall, Moonlight Bodhisattva suddenly stopped and turned around, hurriedly raised the cloud head, and headed towards the thirty-third heaven.

As the good corpse of the saint Lao Tzu and a quasi-sage himself, Taishang Laojun occupies one level of heaven alone.

At this moment, a group of heavenly soldiers were standing at the door of Tushita Palace with bitter expressions on their faces.

"Laojun, didn't you sponsor the elixirs in previous years?"

"It's okay if you didn't give me the elixir last year. Why are you asking for money this year?"

Ah Fu, as the new rolling curtain general after all his killing duties, came to Lao Jun to ask for the elixir during the last peach banquet, but he was scolded. After returning home, he learned from the experience and felt that he must have failed to read the almanac when he went out.

This time he read the almanac before going out and picked an auspicious time to go out.

The effect is also immediate.

The good news is that Taishang Laojun didn't scold them this time.

The bad news is that the elixir provided to the Peach Banquet this time will cost Heaven.

"Old Master, the Thirty-Third Heaven and the Tusita Palace were built with the help of our Heavenly Court. There is some affection there. That elixir..."

Ah Fu looked shy and wanted to remind Taishang Laojun about this matter.

But when Taishang Laojun heard this, his face suddenly darkened: "Why, are you telling me this now?"

"If you, the Heavenly Court, think that these thirty-third heavens were decorated by you, then you can just take them away!"

"Laojun, you know, we didn't mean it this way." Ah Fu said hurriedly.

Taishang Laojun did not give him a good look, and snorted coldly and said: "I just say one thing, pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other hand!"

"From today on, if you want to get elixirs from me for free, there is no way!"

"Do you have money or not? If you don't have money, don't block the people waiting in line behind you!"

Taishang Laojun cursed with a dark face, raised his hand slightly and pushed Ah Fu and Tianbing back a few steps.

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who was originally at the back, was pushed to the front.

Taishang Laojun's face instantly showed joy: "It turns out to be the Moonlight Bodhisattva of Buddhism. Are you here to buy elixirs too?"

Why is this Supreme Master so enthusiastic all of a sudden?

The sudden smile made Moonlight Bodhisattva stunned.

Wasn't he like this when he came to buy elixirs from Taishang Laojun before?

When was the time when someone was not aloof and superior, yet he had to humble himself and ask for the elixir?

Although Moonlight Bodhisattva did not understand the reason for such a change in Taishang Laojun's attitude, he at least regarded himself as a human being.

Thinking of this, Moonlight Bodhisattva also responded with a kind smile on his face, and whispered: "What the old gentleman said is true, I come here to buy a Nine-turn Golden Pill!"

"Hey, is it still a big order?"

Taishang Laojun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately said hello to Tushita Palace.

"Yinjiao is looking at the tea. Red Boy, go and get my gourd containing the Nine Turns Golden Pill."

"Laojun, we..."

Seeing Laojun's attitude turn around, Ah Fu who was standing aside couldn't help but speak.

"What else are you talking about? Didn't you see that I still have guests here?"

"Don't come to my Tushita Palace if you don't have money in the future. It's bad luck!"

Taishang Laojun's face darkened, and with a wave of his hand, Ah Fu and this group of heavenly soldiers were slapped out, until they landed outside the Nantian Gate.

"Captain, what should I do if I can't get the elixir?"

Ah Fu cursed angrily: "What can I do, cold salad!"

"Since Laojun wants money, let's report it to His Majesty and let him make a decision!"

Tushita Palace.

Moonlight Bodhisattva took out a highly acquired magic weapon from his sleeve robe and put it in front of the Supreme Lord with a pained look on his face.

"Laojun, according to the previous price, I have prepared a magic weapon."

"No no no..."

Taishang Laojun glanced at the magic weapon on the table, then stretched out his hand and waved it twice in front of Moonlight Bodhisattva.

Moonlight Bodhisattva was startled and asked hurriedly: "Does Lao Jun not have the Nine-turn Golden Elixir in stock here?"

If this is the case, things will be troublesome.

Monk Bianji is still waiting for help in the lower realm!

"I also ask Laojun to help me refine one as soon as possible. I'm waiting for the Nine Turns Golden Pill to save people!"

Lao Jun smiled and shook his head: "I have the Nine Transformations Golden Pill here, but..."

"but what?"

Laojun chuckled: "But you have to pay more!" (End of Chapter)