Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Monk Bianji is dead?"

Taishang Laojun looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva with a puzzled look.

Taishang Laojun has long known about the dual sutra collector system implemented in Buddhism.

But even with such insurance, you can't just kill a Buddhist practitioner, right?

Moonlight Bodhisattva nodded with pain on his face: "Although it sounds ridiculous, I will not hide it from you. This is the second time that Monk Bianji has died."

Taishang Laojun:? ? ?

Your words shocked me more than when I heard that Monk Bianji died!

Died twice?

You Buddhists arrange an extra Buddhist scripture collector just for fun?

If that's the case...

Then my Nine Turns Golden Elixir will be on sale soon!

Taishang Laojun's breathing became rapid. He immediately asked Yinjiao to pour a cup of tea and poured a cup for Moonlight Bodhisattva himself.

"Tell me details."

Moonlight Bodhisattva had no intention of drinking tea. With a grimace, he told Taishang Laojun what had happened recently.

It stands to reason that Buddhist scriptures are strictly confidential.

But for a person like Laojun, it doesn't make sense to keep it secret or not.

What's more, Taishang Laojun just taught me how to make money. It would be unjustifiable if he kept hiding it.

Taishang Laojun was speechless for a long time after hearing this.

Isn’t this ridiculous Bianji monk a weird one?

I really don’t know which idiot picked this new Buddhist practitioner.

Taishang Laojun cursed secretly in his heart.

Little did he know that the idiot he was scolding in his heart was sitting right in front of him...

"So Laojun, this time I can only pay for the Nine Transformations Golden Elixir myself."

"But don't worry, I have the final say on Monk Bianji's quest for scriptures. I will change the script later and must find a few calamities that require the Nine Turns Golden Pill."

Moonlight Bodhisattva gritted his teeth and made a decision immediately.

make money!

You must make money hard!

The matter of studying Buddhist scriptures in Luzhou, Beiju has just begun. How much money did you spend on it?

Just relying on the salary from Buddhism and the cakes drawn after successfully seeking sutras, when will Moonlight Bodhisattva become rich?

When will we be able to smoke whenever we want and buy whatever we want like Tathagata Buddha?

Taishang Laojun smiled kindly: "You can teach me, but in this case, you should take the golden elixir and quickly go down to the world to save people."

Moonlight Bodhisattva looked at the Nine-turn Golden Pill in his hand and said, "Um...Old Lord, your Nine-turn Golden Pill doesn't even have a package now?"

"If you want to pack it, there is an additional charge. If you want it, I will give you a gourd right now."

"Want money?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva waved his hands repeatedly: "Forget it."

Spending money to buy the Nine Turns Golden Elixir by yourself is already painful enough.

If there is no packaging, then there is none. Anyway, it is for Monk Bianji to eat, not for showing off.

Moonlight Bodhisattva left in a hurry.

Taishang Laojun sat on the chair and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Red boy, come here, I have something to tell you."

Red Boy ran over jumping up and down: "Dad, what do you want to do with me?"

Taishang Laojun's face suddenly darkened: "How many times have I told you that you must address your duties when working?!"

Seeing the sudden change in Taishang Laojun's face, Honghaier immediately said seriously: "Yes, Laojun, Honghaier realizes his mistake."

Taishang Laojun snorted coldly: "Moonlight Bodhisattva just reminded me that you should go down to the lower realm and see the route that Monk Bianji takes to the Main Hall."

"Write down any monsters stationed along the way, or anything related to Buddhism and Taoism."

"Whether the elixir in our Tushita Palace can take advantage of this opportunity to sell it depends on whether you investigate carefully or not."

"Yes!"

Hong Haier straightened his chest and responded, then asked doubtfully: "Old Master, didn't you tell me that Buddhist scriptures are a self-directed and self-acted play?"

"What happened to Monk Bianji this time can be regarded as an accident. We want to sell our elixir, is it possible that there will be accidents again and again?" Taishang Laojun gently stroked his beard and said mysteriously: " This is why I asked you to go down to the next world to investigate."

"When you investigate the arrangements of Buddhism, if there is no accident in this eighty-one difficult script, I will also arrange an accident for him!"

"The Three Realms are so peaceful now. If we only wait for individual tourists to come to buy elixirs, when will the shortfall of Tushita Palace be made up?"

"Since there is no opportunity, we must create opportunities!"

Hong Hai'er nodded as if he suddenly understood: "Thank you, Mr., for clearing up the confusion. Hong Hai'er understands. I will go down to the next world to investigate."

"Go."

Lao Jun waved his hand gently, but Tang San's face could not help but appear in his mind.

If he hadn't been captured by him and worked as a coolie to make elixirs, how could the dignified old man be so poor?

Now Tang San Burian is competing with Monk Bianji to learn lessons. If he interferes with it, does it seem like he is helping Tang San Burian to a certain extent?

Thinking of this, Taishang Laojun suddenly felt a toothache.

With Tang San's strength, even if he arranged all kinds of troubles and accidents, they would not have any impact on him.

The only one who suffered was Monk Bianji.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

Taishang Laojun said something silently in his heart.

Sorry, Monk Bianji, I have no choice but to do this.

Monk Bianji, if you have any grievances, go find Tang San for burial. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have done anything to you!

"But it seems good to spend some time at Tang San's burial place?"

"No one will disturb me, so I can read novels in peace."

Taishang Laojun laughed to himself: "Yinjiao, bring me my novel. I saw chapter 391 last time. I haven't read it for a long time and I don't know how many updates it has been."

……

Moonlight Bodhisattva came out of Tushita Palace, the clouds were making smoke under his feet, and he immediately came to Cuiyun Palace, the underworld.

Monk Bianji glanced at Moonlight Bodhisattva and said slowly: "Bodhisattva, didn't I tell you that I will not leave the underworld until the miasma problem in Luzhou in Beiju is solved."

"It's settled, you can quickly follow me back to Beiju Luzhou to learn the scriptures."

Moonlight Bodhisattva snorted coldly, and without waiting for Monk Bianji to speak, he waved his hand and forcibly took him out of the underworld and came to the location of his physical body.

"go in."

Moonlight Bodhisattva raised his hand and pressed the soul of Monk Bianji into it.

Then he opened Monk Bianji's somewhat stiff mouth and stuffed a Nine-turn Golden Pill into it with a painful look on his face.

"Cough cough!"

After a while, Monk Bianji's body softened and he coughed.

The monk who succeeded in returning Yang felt a suffocating feeling welling up in his heart almost the moment he woke up.

"Bodhisattva... Bodhisattva..."

The monk Bian Ji dances and grabs the sleeve of Moonlight Bodhisattva.

But Moonlight Bodhisattva ignored him. He quickly took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it, put it in his mouth and took a puff.

Then he stuffed it into Monk Bianji’s mouth.

"Suck me, suck hard!"

"Cough cough cough..."

Monk Bianji was in a hurry. He only felt that his throat was burning. He took a puff of the cigarette and coughed.

But that suffocating feeling also disappeared!

"Woooooooo..."

Monk Bianji cried while smoking a cigarette.

How pitiful! (End of chapter)