Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Ahem...Bodhisattva...Bodhisattva, what is this?"

Monk Bianji, who took several puffs of his cigarette, finally felt that he could adapt to the environment in Luzhou, Beiju. He wiped the tears from his eyes and asked.

"This thing is called a cigarette, and it is a sacred item that Buddhism bought for you from Wuzhuangguan Zhenyuan Immortal at a huge price."

"As long as you take a puff of cigarette, the miasma of Beiju Luzhou will naturally not cause harm to you."

Moonlight Bodhisattva explained.

Monk Bianji hurriedly raised his hand and held the cigarette in his hand, observing with surprise on his face.

Although he had never seen it before.

But I have to say, this cigarette feels really good.

Soft entrance, thin throat!

It feels like drinking fine wine!

But before he could continue to taste it, a cigarette was burned down to only a butt.

"Bodhisattva... Bodhisattva, I've finished... the smoking." Monk Bianji said with unfinished meaning.

Moonlight Bodhisattva:? ? ?

"Do you have a fucking iron lung? You're done with it in just three or two puffs?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva looked at Monk Bianji and wished he could go up and give him some big mouths.

Doesn't he know how to save some money on this good thing?

"Don't you still have a cigarette butt that you haven't finished smoking? You can pick it up and take two more puffs."

Monk Bianji looked at the cigarette butt that had been thrown to the ground and stepped on twice. He thought for a moment that he had heard wrongly and looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva with wide eyes.

"Bodhisattva...Bodhisattva, is it necessary?"

"Our Buddhist family has a great cause, how can we still be so short of three melons and two dates?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva's face turned cold: "I don't know if Buddhism is short of these melons and two dates, but I know that if you didn't have these cigarettes, you would have died on the way to the Buddhist scriptures."

"It's up to you to decide whether you want to be more economical or not."

"Thrifty, isn't it okay for me to be frugal?"

Monk Bianji picked up the cigarette butt from the ground with a look of helplessness, blew the dust on it, put it in his mouth and took two puffs.

That is to say, the cigarettes produced by Wuzhuangguan are of good quality and they were not crushed by me.

Otherwise, if you pick it up and light it on fire, the cigarette butt may have been burned out.

Moonlight Bodhisattva nodded with satisfaction, put his hand into his arms and fumbled around, and was about to give the cigarettes he exchanged from Wuzhuang Temple to Monk Bianji.

But when his fingers touched two cigarettes, Moonlight Bodhisattva paused, and by some strange coincidence, he only took out one and handed it to him.

"Now, these are the cigarettes that the Buddhists specially exchanged from Zhenyuan Daxian in order to support your pursuit of Buddhist scriptures. If you feel unwell along the way, just smoke two."

"If it's out of stock, remember to tell Boy Baihe in advance and ask him to come to the Main Hall to find me."

"You stay here and don't move. I'll go back to the Great Hall and ask the White Crane Boy to join you."

After Moonlight Bodhisattva finished speaking, he lightly stepped on the ground with the sole of his foot, and an auspicious cloud appeared, which lifted him up and flew towards the north.

After settling the matter with Monk Bianji, Yueguang Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief and felt that his energy and spirit had improved several levels.

On the way back, he took out the remaining cigarette from his arms.

"No wonder Buddha smoked it every day, it's really a good thing!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva took out one and lit it for himself. The refreshing feeling made him cry out in the auspicious clouds.

"It's cool, it's so cool!"

"What a fucking miserable life we ​​lived in Buddhism before. This is what we call life!"

"Comfortable!"

The auspicious clouds rushed past, and the voice of Moonlight Bodhisattva spread throughout the place he passed.

Countless monsters in Beiju Luzhou couldn't help but raise their heads and look at it from a distance.

"The person who passed by just now was Moonlight Bodhisattva, right?"

"Yes, it's Moonlight Bodhisattva. He came here to explain my calamity before. So it turns out that Bodhisattva also does one thing on the surface and another behind the scenes?"

"It's eye-catching. Is this Voice Bodhisattva just doing that thing on the auspicious clouds?"

"Hi~"

"You didn't say that I haven't thought about that yet. Now that you say that, the Bodhisattva's voice and actions just now seemed to be really doing that?"

"Be careful!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva instantly became a topic of discussion among monsters, big and small, on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures. Just as they were making various speculations, the succubus clan hiding in the dark stood up and spoke out.

They claim that Moonlight Bodhisattva once incarnated and went to their succubus clan to select a female succubus. This female succubus has not returned yet!

This news has made the already hotly debated topic rise to a new level of popularity!

Many monsters came to the succubus clan with great interest and began to inquire.

"What kind of succubus did Moonlight Bodhisattva choose?"

"Do you have any more here?"

"Five of them are given to our ancestors at a fixed price. They must be the same type of succubus as Moonlight Bodhisattva!"

The monsters who came with this purpose broke through the door of the succubus clan in just a few hours.

The transaction volume on this day directly made the leader of the succubus clan very happy!

They even called on all the succubi in the clan to offer memorial tablets to Moonlight Bodhisattva at home!

……

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who was involved in all this that happened to the demon clan, had no idea at all. He just finished smoking a cigarette before the clouds landed in the main hall.

After carefully putting away the remaining cigarettes, he walked into the Main Hall refreshed.

"World Honored One, the matter of Monk Bianji has been settled. The cigarettes I exchanged for some magical treasures I took from the Buddhist treasury have been handed over to Monk Bianji. The matter of obtaining Buddhist scriptures can proceed as usual."

The Medicine Buddha sitting on the bed of the Buddha on the high platform is swallowing clouds and spitting mist like the Tathagata Buddha.

After smoking a few cigarettes, Medicine Buddha felt more and more that the taste of this cigarette was really good!

As soon as I started smoking, all the worries were gone.

It’s even more effective than the Buddhist meditation sutras!

After hearing Moonlight Bodhisattva's report, Medicine Buddha nodded with satisfaction and said, "Now that the problem has been solved, I will no longer pursue the responsibility."

"You have to be more careful about learning from the scriptures in the future."

"Thank you, World Honored One. I will definitely take this into consideration in the future!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief, at least this time he no longer had to be scolded.

"By the way, how much do your cigarettes cost? Next time you go out, remember to go to Wuzhuang Guan to buy some more."

"This, this..." Cold sweat broke out on Moonlight Bodhisattva's back instantly.

The price given by Wuzhuangguan is five acquired high-grade magic weapons, which can be exchanged for two cigarettes.

Although he embezzled one piece, the other piece was given to Monk Bianji.

But no one will check this account.

Therefore, if Moonlight Bodhisattva is greedy, he will be greedy.

According to the Medicine Buddha, Buddhism will need to purchase large quantities in the future...

Thinking of this, Taishang Laojun's words echoed in his mind. Moonlight Bodhisattva gritted his teeth and said, "World Honored One, the Wuzhuangguan cigarettes made by Zhenyuan Immortal are relatively expensive."

"Five acquired high-grade magic weapons can be exchanged for a pack of cigarettes!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Upon hearing Moonlight Bodhisattva's answer, Tathagata Buddha's eyes widened instantly.

Because of this confusion, he couldn't take a breath and started coughing violently.

"Tathagata Buddha, are you okay?" Medicine Buddha turned his head and looked at him in confusion.

Tathagata Buddha took a deep glance at Moonlight Bodhisattva, who was standing in the main hall with his head lowered. He immediately understood Moonlight Bodhisattva's little thoughts, and his expression immediately returned to normal.

He waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I just accidentally choked on it. Moonlight Bodhisattva is right, the price of these cigarettes... is indeed relatively expensive."

Medicine Buddha nodded: "Although the price is a bit expensive, the stuff is really good."

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, from now on you will be responsible for selecting magic weapons from the Buddhist treasury and going to Wuzhuang Temple to exchange them for cigarettes."

"Under the condition that Monk Bianji is guaranteed to take the sutra, we will exchange some cigarettes for Buddhist monks and let everyone have a taste."

Medicine Buddha's words made all the bald people in the hall excited.

These days they just watch Tathagata Buddha and Medicine Buddha smoking, and the whole hall is filled with the smell of second-hand smoke.

To be honest, they have wanted to try it for a long time.

With the assurance of Medicine Buddha, these bald guys started to flatter him on the spot.

"World Honored One, Holy Might, Buddhism is flourishing!"

"World Honored One, Holy Might, Buddhism is flourishing!" (End of Chapter)