Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

After all the bald Buddhists praised him, Medicine Buddha was in a good mood and directly ordered the Buddhists to take a half-day holiday. He happily accepted Tathagata Buddha's half pack of cigarettes and left alone.

Moonlight Bodhisattva quickly pulled the White Crane boy who was still in the hall aside, and said seriously: "If anything happens to the Buddhist pilgrims in the future, remember to come to me directly as soon as possible!"

"Remember not to make any noise outside the main hall."

"Originally, we can handle this small matter privately. Now that we have brought all the Buddhas out, what's the use besides getting scolded?"

Bai Hedongzi was pointed at his nose and scolded, but he could only lower his head and accept it.

Who made him get on the Buddhist scriptures boat now?

As Moonlight Bodhisattva was his superior, he really didn't dare to say anything.

"Bodhisattva, I have remembered everything you said. Next time I have something to do, I will come to you privately." Baihe Boy said with his head lowered.

Moonlight Bodhisattva's expression improved a little, and she raised her hand towards him: "Go, Monk Bianji is still waiting for you at the original place, set off to the north as soon as possible to survive the next disaster."

After Bai Hetongzi left in a low voice, Moonlight Bodhisattva rubbed his face to make himself look more energetic.

While others were immersed in the joy of the cigarettes promised by Medicine Buddha, he secretly came to the door of Tathagata Buddha's room alone.

"Bang bang bang."

Moonlight Bodhisattva raised his hand and knocked lightly a few times.

"Come in with the door unlocked." Tathagata Buddha's voice came from the room.

Moonlight Bodhisattva took a deep breath, pushed open the door and entered, then stretched out his head and glanced around to make sure no one noticed, and then carefully closed the door.

"Moonlight Bodhisattva came to see me in broad daylight, but what's the important matter?"

Tathagata Buddha sat on a chair and looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva with a half-smile.

"My subordinates are here to thank the Lord."

"Oh?"

Tathagata Buddha took a sip of tea, looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva and said, "Sit down and talk first."

Moonlight Bodhisattva reached into his arms and gently placed an opened pack of cigarettes on the table.

"World Honored One, I actually exchanged two cigarettes from Wuzhuang Temple. One was given to Monk Bianji, and I took the other myself."

"On the way here, I was greedy and opened one pack without permission. I will give you the remaining nine packs!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva pushed the cigarette towards Tathagata Buddha sincerely, with a hint of flattery on his face.

But Tathagata Buddha stretched out his hand to stop Moonlight Bodhisattva's movement, and then pushed the cigarette to Moonlight Bodhisattva.

"You are dishonest."

Tathagata Buddha looked at him seriously, but his voice was a little cold.

"World Honored One, where do you start with these words?"

When Moonlight Bodhisattva saw Tathagata Buddha like this, his expression suddenly changed, and he was so anxious that he even swore to the sky.

"World Honored One, I swear I will never lie to you!"

"Oh, is it?"

Seeing that Moonlight Bodhisattva was anxious, Tathagata Buddha tore open a pack of cigarettes from the table, took one from the inside and held it in his mouth.

Like a pug, Moonlight Bodhisattva respectfully lit the candle for Tathagata Buddha.

"Whoo~"

Tathagata Buddha blew out a smoke ring, then raised his hand and gently slapped Moonlight Bodhisattva on the face.

"I am the first person in Buddhism to buy cigarettes. I know the price of these cigarettes very clearly."

"You were just talking nonsense in the main hall, but when you got to my room, you still looked at me carelessly. Do you think I will protect you or not?"

"thump!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva knelt down directly on the ground, feeling like he was sweating all over his body.

Even because of fear, the whole person could not help but tremble.

"World...World Honored One, I dare not hide it. I...really took five acquired high-grade magic weapons and exchanged them for two cigarettes from Wuzhuang Temple."

Moonlight Bodhisattva was about to cry.

I was influenced by Lao Jun and wanted to embezzle some lies, but this time he really didn't lie! Tathagata Buddha frowned slightly: "Did Zhen Yuanzi give this smoke to you?"

"No, it was brought by two Taoist boys from Zhen Yuanzi's sect." Moonlight Bodhisattva hurriedly replied.

"If that's the case, then it's understandable that you were cheated this time."

"Being... tricked?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva's eyes widened in disbelief.

Tathagata Buddha sneered: "Although these cigarettes are worth some money, they are not that expensive!"

"A high-quality acquired magic weapon can be exchanged for a pack of cigarettes."

"what?!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva stood up with a bang and said through gritted teeth: "How dare those two little Taoist boys tease me like this?"

"World Honored One, please wait a moment. I'm going to get the magic weapon back right away. This is too much!"

He was a majestic Buddhist Bodhisattva, but he was tricked by two little Taoist boys?

If this spreads out, his reputation as Moonlight Bodhisattva will be lost.

But before Moonlight Bodhisattva could walk out the door, Tathagata Buddha's voice sounded softly.

"Have you forgotten how Monk Bianji became a Buddhist monk?"

"If you go now, I can talk to the Medicine Buddha and replace Monk Bianji's position as the Buddhist scripture learner with you."

Moonlight Bodhisattva instantly stiffened as if being shocked by electricity.

Impulsive!

I was thinking so much about revenge that I almost forgot that it was Wuzhuang Temple!

The last Lingji Bodhisattva who caused trouble in Wuzhuang Temple is the monk Bianji who is studying for Buddhist scriptures now!

If I really go on this trip, then what Tathagata Buddha said just now may come true!

"me……"

At this moment, Moonlight Bodhisattva just feels like a mute eating Coptis chinensis - he is suffering so much that he cannot express it!

It was obvious that I had suffered a big loss, so why was it that I was the one who suffered in the end?

Is there any justice left in this world?

"That's all, you will gain wisdom after suffering a hardship. Let's forget about this matter." Tathagata Buddha said.

Moonlight Bodhisattva struggled internally: "Then...then I will go back and explain the price of this cigarette again."

"Just... just price two acquired top-grade magic weapons and one cigarette?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva asked tentatively.

But Tathagata Buddha ignored him and just tasted the cigarette silently, as if the matter had nothing to do with him.

The more aloof the Tathagata Buddha was, the more nervous Moonlight Bodhisattva became.

"Then...those three items?"

Tathagata Buddha still did not speak.

Moonlight Bodhisattva swallowed, stretched out four trembling fingers and asked: "Then... four... four items?"

The cigarette in Tathagata Buddha's mouth was reduced to a cigarette butt in the blink of an eye.

He coughed lightly, stared at Moonlight Bodhisattva and said, "Moonlight Bodhisattva, do you know what I dislike most about you?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva looked at Tathagata Buddha with some confusion, but his heart was extremely nervous.

Is now the time to talk about this?

Whether I can survive depends on your words. What shortcomings are you talking to me about?

But now that people were under the eaves, Moonlight Bodhisattva had to lower his head and said obediently: "I don't know, please enlighten me, World Honored One."

"What I dislike the most about you is your timid appearance!"

"Since everything has been done, you must take responsibility! There is a thief heart but no courage!"

“The price of these cigarettes has already been quoted, why should I change it?”

Moonlight Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and looked at Tathagata Buddha: "What the World Honored One means is..."

Tathagata Buddha slowly took out another cigarette from the cigarette case and held it in his mouth. Moonlight Bodhisattva took two steps to light the fire.

"What I mean is very simple. The price of these cigarettes has been determined. From now on, the unified price will be five acquired top-grade magic weapons and two cigarettes."

"From now on, you will be the only cigarette buyer in Buddhism designated by Medicine Buddha and I!"

"As for the profits from this, do you have any objection to us dividing the profit between 70 and 30?" (End of Chapter)