Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Medicine Buddha refused to help, which was actually what Tathagata Buddha expected.

After all, let those fishmen go to heaven to dance at the peach banquet...

To put it mildly, it is originality; to put it worse, it means causing trouble for the Jade Emperor on a day of great joy in heaven, such as the Peach Banquet!

Most people really don't have the guts to make random arrangements.

Therefore, only Tathagata Buddha himself could take action in this matter.

After walking out of the Main Hall, Tathagata Buddha thought about it and went directly to the Heavenly Court to find the Jade Emperor.

It's really difficult to deal with this matter with other people, so we can only ask the Jade Emperor to ventilate it in advance.

All the way to the Nantian Gate, Tathagata Buddha stood in front of the Lingxiao Hall without any obstruction.

Looking at the magnificent Lingxiao Palace, Tathagata Buddha thought of his own Mahavira Palace.

Originally, I wanted to compete with Lingxiao Palace.

Now the main hall has been repaired, and in terms of comfort, it is much more comfortable than the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace.

It's a pity that the master is no longer himself.

"This hall is specially named the Mahavira Hall. On the Buddha bed in the center, there can only be one Buddha, and that is me, Tathagata Buddha!

Tathagata Buddha looked at the Lingxiao Palace and swore secretly, then stepped inside.

Although no one dared to stop Tathagata Buddha, someone had already reported to the Jade Emperor.

So as soon as Tathagata Buddha entered the door, the Jade Emperor asked with some confusion: "It's still some time before the peach banquet officially starts. Why did Tathagata Buddha go to the banquet in advance this year?"

According to usual arrangements, Buddhist lords like Tathagata Buddha are usually the last figures to appear at the peach banquet.

Although the Buddha has made some changes now, the procedures that should be in place are still in place.

In addition, the Jade Emperor attaches great importance to this peach banquet, so when he saw Tathagata Buddha arriving early, he couldn't help but feel a little doubtful.

"Cough cough..."

Tathagata coughed twice and said with some embarrassment: "I came here early this time because I have something to trouble Your Majesty."

"Oh?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment: "Why does Tathagata Buddha need to come here in person? Could it be that there is something wrong with the great cause of learning scriptures?"

"Although something went wrong, I came here this time because of something related to the peach banquet, and I wanted to ask your Majesty for your convenience."

Peach feast?

The expression on the Jade Emperor's face became even more confused.

The two major events in the three realms, no... it should be said to be the three major events now.

The peach feast in heaven.

Buddhist Obon Festival.

Now there is another ginseng and fruit club in Zhenyuanzi.

The Peach Banquet and the Ginseng Fruit Festival overlap to some extent, but this Bon Festival is completely different.

The Jade Emperor could not think of anything in Buddhism that could be related to the Peach Banquet.

Tathagata Buddha did not hide it, and said: "Your Majesty, you also know that Buddhism cooperates with Heavenly Court and the demon clan to arrange the new eighty-one tribulation in Luzhou, Beiju. Some of the demon clan promised to share their merits when the time comes, and some It gives some benefits.”

"There is a group of people in Qingluo Bay called Mermaids in the next Qingluo Bay. They will appear in one of the eighty-one catastrophes this time. They don't want merit, they just want to dance and perform at the peach banquet."

"Buddhism has already agreed, so I shamelessly want Your Majesty to..."

Before Tathagata Buddha finished speaking, the Jade Emperor's eyes suddenly lit up and he hurriedly said: "Yes, it must be possible!"

"Of course, if you don't agree, I..."

Tathagata Buddha was still talking to himself, but as he spoke, he suddenly raised his head and looked at the Jade Emperor: "You...you just said you agreed?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Tathagata Buddha with great joy: "Yes, why don't you agree to such a good thing?"

"Buddha may not know something. Before you came to the peach banquet, the mermaid clan was a regular dancer at our peach banquet."

"I haven't seen them much in the past few years. I thought they had been exterminated. Since they are now willing to perform dances again, I must agree!"

"Ah this..." Hearing the Jade Emperor's explanation, Tathagata Buddha's eyes suddenly widened.

At first I thought this matter was a bit difficult to handle.

Who would have thought that the Jade Emperor would agree so easily?

Is it possible that I have been a monk in Buddhism for too long, and my aesthetic appreciation of the opposite sex has deviated, and I am unable to keep up with the development of this era?

And looking at the excitement of the Jade Emperor, I feel that I am happier hearing about the mermaid than hearing about the Queen Mother...

Tathagata Buddha touched his head, feeling abandoned by the times.

"Then it's settled. You make me an invitation, and I'll ask Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva to send it to you."

"Wait a minute, I'll arrange for someone to make one."

The Jade Emperor waved, and a civil servant on duty immediately understood and turned around to make the invitations.

However, before he could walk out of the gate of Lingxiao Palace, a loud voice sounded from outside the hall.

"Jade Emperor, what do you mean by only inviting me in this invitation?"

As the voice fell, Zhen Yuanzi's figure also appeared in the Lingxiao Palace.

An invitation fell in front of the Jade Emperor.

"I have already announced to the public at the Ginseng Fruit Fair that Tang Sanzong is the second master of my Wuzhuang Temple. What do you mean by inviting me to the peach banquet but not him?"

"You look down on me, Brother Tang?"

Zhen Yuanzi's sleeves moved automatically without wind, and the entire Lingxiao Palace made a roaring sound.

"Zhen Yuanzi, this is the Lingxiao Palace!"

"You went to heaven to make trouble with me just because you missed a name on an invitation?"

"how?"

Zhen Yuanzi took out the book from his sleeve and held it clearly in his hand.

At this moment, Zhen Yuanzi's cultivation reached the pinnacle of quasi-sage!

Even the Jade Emperor had to avoid the edge for a while and hurriedly said: "Zhen Yuanzi, put down the things in your hands first!"

"It's just one less name and it's all over. What a big deal!"

"Taibai Jinxing, Taibai Jinxing, please quickly arrange for someone to make another invitation and send it to Tang San for burial."

The Jade Emperor was speechless.

If you don't agree with me, you can threaten me with a piece of paper. Can't you just say it properly?

Regarding Zhen Yuanzi's recklessness, Tathagata Buddha looked at the Jade Emperor with deep understanding.

This scene seemed familiar to him.

He was the one who took the book from the earth and entered the Great Leiyin Temple. Now, seeing Zhen Yuanzi enter the heaven again, Tathagata Buddha felt that his mentality was balanced.

After all, Buddhist Lingji Bodhisattva died because of Zhen Yuanzi. Although most people don't know the inside story, some top bosses in the Three Realms know about it.

This naturally includes the Jade Emperor.

Because of this, Tathagata Buddha was often laughed at by the Jade Emperor.

it's good now.

Zhen Yuanzi went to heaven to level the score.

From now on, if the eldest brother doesn’t laugh at the second brother, everyone will be the same.

"Wouldn't it be over if we had done this earlier?"

Zhen Yuanzi put away the book, glanced at the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha, and said slowly: "I wonder if your majesty can still get flat peaches at this flat peach banquet?"

"How about I support you with some ginseng fruits for free to fill up your scene?"

The Jade Emperor's face suddenly darkened: "Zhen Yuanzi, don't open any pot you don't want. Even if there are no flat peach trees, with the flat peach reserves in my heaven, it will not be a problem to hold a flat peach banquet for another ten years!"

"Even if I don't have peaches in the future, I don't hold a peach banquet, and I jump from this Lingxiao Palace, I won't accept your charity!" (End of Chapter)