Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

The Jade Emperor spent a lot of money on this peach feast.

He has been running around everywhere these days, and it can be said that he has searched all the connections he can find, just to get some rare and rare treasures to make up for the loss of the peach tree.

But the Heavenly Court lost the peach tree after all, which had some impact on this peach banquet.

So whether it was people from Heaven or some friends who had made good friends with the Jade Emperor, they all chose to keep silent about the word "Peach".

It can be said that these two words are about to become a scar in the Jade Emperor's heart.

Now Zhen Yuanzi has opened the scar again, and the veins on the Jade Emperor's forehead are popping up.

"Zhen Yuanzi, just watch it. Don't think that holding a ginseng fruit party will prevent my peach banquet from coming to the stage?"

"I'm telling you, you are thinking too much!"

"I will not only hold this peach banquet in a big way, but also let the entire three realms see it. Even if I don't have the peach trees, the influence of this peach banquet will not decrease at all!"

The Jade Emperor was really driven into panic by Zhen Yuanzi.

Last time at Wuzhuangguan, Zhen Yuanzi took out two bombshells: ginseng fruit and cigarettes.

Nowadays, all the immortals with names in the Three Realms are basically cultivated by these two things.

Especially the cigarettes are relatively cheap and even more popular than ginseng fruit!

The Jade Emperor is basically a smoker now.

Now among the immortals, cigarettes have subtly become hard currency.

Now when two gods meet, even the way they greet each other has changed. They just offer cigarettes.

If the other party cannot bring out the cigarette as a gift in return.

That's good.

You and I are not in the same circle, we are not familiar with each other!

Seeing this subtle change, the Jade Emperor felt uncomfortable in his heart!

If things continue like this, whatever merits Heaven earns from the human world will be given to Zhen Yuanzi.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor spent a lot of money on this Peach Banquet. He must correct this unhealthy trend in Heaven and find a way to get all the money from these gods back to Heaven!

"Haha, aren't I worried that His Majesty will be embarrassed? Since Your Majesty is already prepared, I will wait and see."

"But Your Majesty must have spent a lot of money on this preparation, right?"

"Actually, to be honest, I am a very simple person and have no interest in meritorious deeds at all."

Zhen Yuanzi chuckled.

The Jade Emperor's face turned purple with anger.

Oh shit!

Listen to what nonsense this is!

Not interested in merit?

Not interested. What ginseng fruit and cigarettes do you sell in Wuzhuangguan?

When Zhen Yuanzi spoke, his grin almost reached his chin, which was in sharp contrast to the furious Jade Emperor.

Since the last ginseng fruit fair, Zhen Yuanzi and his Wuzhuang Temple have completely become the favorites in the three worlds.

Regardless of whether they were gods or monsters, even people from the underworld came to him with merits and begged him to accept them.

After living for so many years, Zhen Yuanzi realized for the first time that merit is so easy to earn?

"Your Majesty, the invitation for Tang San's funeral is ready."

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly ran in from outside Lingxiao Palace, holding two invitations in her hand.

One was for Tang San's burial, and the other was for the fishmen.

The Jade Emperor glanced at Zhen Yuanzi angrily and said coldly: "I don't have to worry about you, Taibai. Just give it to Zhen Yuanzi directly."

Taibai Jinxing nodded and handed the invitation to Zhen Yuanzi.

"Is this your attitude towards inviting people to heaven?"

Zhen Yuanzi's face darkened: "If you just give me the invitation, that's it. Do I still need to come to your heaven to ask for another one?"

"It's better that I take Brother Tang to the banquet directly."

The Jade Emperor glanced at him and suppressed his anger and said, "Then what do you mean?" "Of course your heavenly court will arrange for someone to send it to Brother Tang."

“When you invite people, you have to have an attitude of inviting them!”

"To tell you the truth, the ginseng fruit and cigarettes in Wuzhuangguan were improved based on Brother Tang's suggestions. If you dissatisfy Brother Tang, don't blame me for cutting off your cigarettes."

"you……"

The Jade Emperor blew his beard and glared angrily, especially when he saw Zhen Yuanzi looking arrogant but unable to kill him, the Jade Emperor felt that his blood pressure was rising.

Why didn't you realize that this old man was so annoying before?

"Taibai Jinxing, it's up to you to go down to the lower world and deliver this invitation to Tang Sanzang."

The Jade Emperor gave the order with a gloomy face, looked at Zhen Yuanzi coldly and asked, "Do you have anything else to add?"

Zhen Yuanzi waved his hand: "You have already done this, why do I need to go to such trouble?"

"Okay, that's it. Recently, there have been a lot of people coming to send me merits, and I can't even push them away. I was only out for a while, and the boy contacted me."

Zhen Yuanzi deliberately put on a troubled look and strode out of the Lingxiao Palace. The angry Jade Emperor grabbed the glazed lamp beside him and smashed it out.

"So fucking infuriating!"

At this moment, the Jade Emperor only felt that he had received a critical blow of 10,000 points in his heart!

"Tathagata Buddha, look at him... he is an old friend from ancient times. He has made some money now, but what about him?"

The Jade Emperor patted his chest and couldn't breathe smoothly.

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath, and in his heart he actually wanted to laugh at Zhen Yuanzi's attitude.

Heaven and Buddhism are actually competing to some extent.

But in this situation, Tathagata Buddha couldn't laugh out loud in front of his face, so he could only hold back and comfort him: "Your Majesty, don't take it to your heart."

"He is a lonely man in Zhen Yuanzi. Where can he spend so much money? It's not like His Majesty has a heaven in his hands. There are so many places to spend money!"

Jade Emperor:? ? ?

Are you trying to comfort people?

If you can't speak, then don't speak, okay?

The Jade Emperor's originally dark complexion became even darker at this moment: "Buddha, do you have anything else to do? Go back and recite sutras as soon as possible. I feel my blood pressure is rising, so I need to go back and rest."

"Do you want me to ask Taibai Jinxing to go down and deliver the invitation to the mermaid?"

Tathagata Buddha immediately waved his hand: "That's not necessary. I can just ask Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva to send the invitation."

"Since His Majesty is ill, I will leave first."

……

Nether.

Beiju Luzhou.

The burning ancient Buddha, along with the Moonlight Bodhisattva and Buddha Bole, descended on the Veterans Free Restaurant.

"Zhenren Taiyi and Zhang Guolao, I heard that you have some opinions on Buddhism. I will come here to talk to you personally."

Taiyi Zhenren and Zhang Guolao walked out of the restaurant, followed by Jiuling Yuan Sheng and Hei Lu respectively.

At a glance, the eyes of the two mounts were somewhat similar, exuding pure stupidity.

"Randeng Ancient Buddha, since you are here on behalf of Buddhism, I and Zhang Guolao will not say anything more. Your Buddhism affairs must be explained to us today!"

Although Randen Ancient Buddha used to be the deputy leader of Chanjiao, Master Taiyi was not polite at all.

Zhang Guolao on the side also had a serious face, and he seemed to be ready to fight if they couldn't get along with each other.

"Don't get excited, you two. I'm afraid there may be some misunderstandings."

"Misunderstand?"

Master Taiyi sneered: "It's not that I won't give you this face. Let's do this. Since you are here on behalf of Buddhism, if you help us restore the mount to its original state, how about buying and selling it in one lump sum?" (End of Chapter)