Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 495: The Incident of Lost Peach Banquet Cigarettes

heaven.

In the Yaochi, everyone attending the peach banquet marveled at the mirror suspended in the center of the hall.

On the one hand, I am amazed at the strangeness of this magical mirror, and on the other hand, I am amazed at the imagination of the Jade Emperor.

After all, the space in Yaochi is limited. Even if the Jade Emperor expands the scale of the peach banquet this year, how many more tables can be seated?

Now that the live broadcast is being broadcast to the entire three realms, the number of living beings covered is astonishing!

But some people are happy and some are sad.

Among the people present, who was most uncomfortable with seeing this scene, it was Zhen Yuanzi.

This operation of the Jade Emperor really made the peach feast overshadow his ginseng fruit party.

"What's the point of being arrogant? The silver gun and the wax head are just a showpiece."

"Peach banquet, peach banquet, how many years can we survive with just a few peaches in stock?"

Although the momentum was weakened, Zhen Yuanzi was not worried about anything.

After all, there is no taproot of the peach tree in Heaven, and his Wuzhuang Guan Ginseng Fruit is now gaining momentum!

Under the circumstances of one ebb and flow, it is inevitable that the Peach Banquet will be lonely.

Apart from Zhen Yuanzi, the people at the Buddhist table looked the most worried.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha frowned and smoked cigarettes one after another. The table was almost full of cigarette butts.

As for the reason for worrying, it’s actually very simple…

Red Star Erguotou!

Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha watched everyone present drink wine, and they were as anxious as cats scratching their heads.

Without him.

Because Buddhism abstains from drinking!

In such a hall with an audience, no matter how greedy they are, they are too embarrassed to drink!

What's more, now the Jade Emperor has launched a simultaneous live broadcast in the three realms...

This causes Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha to pay more attention to their image.

If their followers knew that they had shaved their heads and were working hard every day in the temple to observe the rules and chant sutras, while the two Buddhas in Buddhism were drinking and violating the precepts...

Then how can they, the Buddhists, still lie to people?

Therefore, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha could only smoke cigarettes one after another to relieve their depression of not being able to drink Erguotou.

After all, Buddhism does not give up drinking and smoking!

When these rules and regulations were first established, cigarettes had not yet been manufactured!

Tathagata Buddha was extremely anxious at this moment, staring at the red star Erguotou on the table, as if he was afraid of being robbed by others.

"Damn it, if I had known that Erguotou was so seductive, I should have changed these rules and regulations when I was the Buddha's World Honored One!"

"What age has it been? We Buddhists are not short of money anymore. Do we still need to live such a miserable life?"

After the catastrophe of the Conferred Gods, the Western religion was renamed Buddhism. Everything was in ruins and everyone was living with their belts tight.

In order to avoid being ridiculed when going out to solicit people, clear rules and precepts were set.

In fact, it is just to save face and make others think that Buddhism is not poor.

The reason why he looks so shabby is entirely for the sake of spiritual practice and the precepts!

Actually...

It's all fucking farts!

If it weren't for poverty, who would want to live a hard life?

If someone says yes...

There is no doubt that that person is definitely a tough talker!

Buddhism used to be tough-talking!

Oh shit!

After I returned home, I discussed with Medicine Buddha about some rules that were not keeping up with the times and changed them as needed!

A whole table of dishes was served. Except for the vegetable and fruit salad, which I could eat for two bites, I stared at the rest...

I am here to enjoy the peach banquet, not to suffer!

"hiss……"

Tathagata Buddha blew out a smoke ring and became even more irritated. He reached for the cigarette case on the table and prepared to smoke another one.

But after picking up the cigarette case, he found that a pack of cigarettes had been smoked by him and Huanxi Buddha.

"Damn it, I can't bear to smoke anymore."

Tathagata Buddha cursed angrily in his heart. He glanced at the unfinished cigarettes at the next table and immediately cast a small spell to directly exchange the other party's cigarette case with his own.

The cigarette case on his desk suddenly became full again.

How can smoking be called stealing?

I am here to see that they do not smoke, so as to avoid wasting the cigarettes, I will help them deal with them.

Tathagata Buddha comforted himself, and he and Huanxi Buddha started smoking happily again.

"His ha~"

The two people at the next table were taking a few sips of Erguotou, their faces flushed.

I'm going to take a cigarette out of the cigarette case to go with the wine.

But after groping with his fingers for a long time, the cigarette box became empty without knowing it!

"Fuck, are these fake cigarettes issued by Heavenly Court? I've only smoked two cigarettes, and I feel like they're gone as soon as they come up?"

"Oh, forget it, drink and drink!"

The same scene also happened at the tables of several other guests.

"Zhoucao, am I drunk? Why is the cigarette box empty in the blink of an eye?"

"It's weird, my cigarette case is empty too."

"Barefoot Immortal, it's not your kid who stole my cigarettes, is it?"

"You fart, I haven't smoked this bag yet, I can steal... Hey, why is my bag empty?"

"Fuck, is there a thief at our peach banquet?"

As word spread, more and more people found that the cigarette boxes on their desks were inexplicably empty.

But due to the Jade Emperor's face, it was difficult for everyone to get angry on the spot.

First of all, these cigarettes were provided by the Jade Emperor for free.

Secondly... you can't even look at the cigarettes on your table. If you make a fuss over this matter, your face will be disgraced!

It's just that this dumb loss made everyone who lost their cigarette extremely unhappy.

"Fuck, the cigarette disappeared inexplicably. This Erguotou cannot be stolen. Even if I drink it to death today, I will drink it all in my stomach!"

The Barefoot Immortal was still thinking smartly, and the cigarettes in the cigarette box had been lost.

There is no use thinking about anything else.

Might as well get down to business now by drinking the wine!

So the Barefoot Immortal immediately picked up Erguotou and poured it into his mouth, even skipping the wine glass.

When other people who threw cigarettes saw this scene, they also reacted belatedly.

He picked up the Erguotou on the table and began to pour it into his stomach desperately!

Then an extremely strange scene occurred at the peach banquet.

Except for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, as well as Wuzhuang Temple and Buddhism, the other guests at the table did nothing and started to show off their Erguotou crazily...

After just a moment, after showing off to all the participants in Erguotou, everyone's face was red and their eyes were filled with hazy drunkenness.

Even seeing people became blurry.

At the same time, the piles of cigarette butts on the tables of Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha were getting higher and higher.

There seemed to be endless cigarettes in that small cigarette box.

"The auspicious time has arrived, the fairy from Guanghan Palace is performing a dance!"

As the voice of the emcee presiding over the program rang out, a dozen palace maids with delicate faces and plain clothes walked into the Yaochi.

The moment the music sounded, Pianpian dance seemed to step on the heart of every immortal who drank a bottle of Erguotou.

The Barefoot Immortal couldn't wait to stand up, and with hazy eyes he rushed toward a palace maid approaching him.

"Beauty, do you also want to dance with me?"

(End of this chapter)