Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Beauty, do you also want to dance with me?"

The Barefoot Immortal's eyes were hazy. At this moment, it was as if the entire Yaochi belonged to him. There was nothing but beauty in his eyes.

The other Erguotou drank too much and the gods did not perform much better.

One by one, they all got up when they saw the barefoot immortals.

The hormones inside me can no longer be suppressed.

Under the influence of Erguotou, everyone thought they were in a brothel.

When he saw the young lady, he rushed towards her.

"What's mine, it's all mine!"

"Little sister, come and give your brother a smile. He has a good thing for you to see."

Ahhhhh! !! !!

The little fairies of Guanghan Palace who were dancing in the main hall were frightened by the sudden scene and made a sharp explosion.

If only one barefoot immortal caused trouble, they would just tolerate it and get over it.

I even thought that this might be some arrangement from heaven.

Just like when he framed Marshal Tianpeng, he wanted to drive away the Barefoot Immortal.

They even cooperated very well with the Barefoot Immortal. Maybe if they complete this task, the Jade Emperor will give them a reward when he is happy!

Just like Chang'e back then, her status in Guanghan Palace suddenly rose!

But when this group of people came up, things became a little outrageous...

"stop!"

"Barefoot Immortal, are you fucking crazy?!"

The Jade Emperor shouted loudly, his voice resounding like thunder.

The shocked Barefoot Immortal and the gods on top of the alcohol were buzzing.

"His Majesty……"

The barefoot fairy suddenly woke up, let go of the little fairy in his arms, and knelt directly on the ground.

What are you doing?

This is a fucking peach banquet, not a brothel!

The last person who dared to tease the palace maid at the peach banquet is now a pig fetus...

The Jade Emperor waved his hand towards Taibai Jinxing, who immediately understood and asked the staff responsible for the live broadcast camera to look elsewhere.

If this kind of heavenly scandal spreads, you will be laughed out of your mouth.

After ensuring that the live broadcast content in the mirror magic weapon was correct, Taibai Jinxing made an OK gesture to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, looked at the barefoot immortal kneeling on the ground, and shouted angrily:

"Barefoot Immortal, are you looking for death?"

The Barefoot Immortal's head was buzzing, and the cold sweat on his face flowed down to his feet.

The feet that had not been washed for a long time were covered with white and black lines from the cold sweat.

As for the other gods, they collapsed to the ground under the pressure of the Jade Emperor.

"Your Majesty, please forgive me. I...I drank too much and couldn't control myself."

"I...I examine myself and confess my guilt!"

"Please, Your Majesty, please spare my life for the sake of my veteran's contribution to the great cause of learning scriptures."

The Barefoot Immortal knelt on the ground, banging his head and not daring to stop even though his forehead was bruised.

"Okay, okay, today is the big day for the peach banquet. You guys sit back first and I will deal with it later."

The Jade Emperor glanced at the Barefoot Immortal and the several gods behind him, and shook his head in disappointment.

If it weren't for the live broadcast of the peach banquet today, I really want to beat them to death!

It was such a shameful thing to do right from the start.

Let other people in the three realms see that we gods have this virtue behind our backs. Will anyone still contribute incense?

It seems necessary to hold a special lecture on morality and life style in heaven.

Because of the farce caused by the Barefoot Immortal, the original dance performance by the Guanghan Palace Fairy had to be terminated early. Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha took advantage of the opportunity when the live broadcast camera turned to drink Erguotou.

"Good stuff!"

After Tathagata Buddha took a sip, his eyes suddenly lit up and he felt that his energy and energy were lifted.

In my heart, I became even more dissatisfied with the Buddhist rules and regulations.

Wine and meat are all good things!

These dross precepts of Buddhism have reached the point where they need to be abolished urgently.

As the live broadcast camera turned to the banquet again, Tathagata Buddha and Medicine Buddha immediately sat upright and secretly hid the Erguotou on the table.

As the host of the live broadcast, Taibai Jinxing also introduced it through the mirror live broadcast.

"What we see face to face are the Tathagata Buddha and the Medicine Buddha of our Buddhist sect!"

The staff member who was holding a mirror to record the scene immediately raised the mirror and took in the Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha.

The two knew that this was a real-time live broadcast to the three realms, and they tried hard to maintain their image, showing a look of great mercy.

It's just that the red star Erguotou was really on his head just now, so that the little faces of the two Buddhas were flushed.

There is a slight distortion when the mirror is recorded, which makes the image of Buddha seen by the creatures in the three realms appear particularly strange.

how to say.

Just like two monkeys squatting on their butts to get the camera right, everyone who originally had expectations for Buddhism suddenly changed their views after seeing this scene.

"Damn it, I bet we made the wrong statue of Buddha before?"

"I was careless, it turned out that Buddha looked like this."

"The worldview in my heart collapsed."

"Damn, I was originally planning to join Buddhism, but for the sake of my appearance, I gave up."

Remarks like this were discussed in various areas of the Three Realms.

Only Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha, who were involved, thought that their glorious images had spread to the three realms.

I even happily thought about gaining a few more followers through this wave.

"What you see below is the Great Immortal Zhenyuan of Wuzhuangguan and the Buddhist scripture seeker Tang Sanburian!"

The picture in the mirror rotated, and Taibai Jinxing's voiceover also sounded.

Zhen Yuanzi didn't like to appear in public, so he nodded slightly and turned away. Taibai Jinxing also winked at the staff holding the mirror very wisely and moved the mirror a few points.

Tang Sanzian elegantly ate the dragon liver and phoenix marrow poured with soul juice on the table, and said hello to the mirror with a smile.

Because he was not as sensitive to alcohol as others, Tang Sanzong's expression did not change much after taking two sips of Erguotou. Instead, he was the most handsome person in this live broadcast!

Of course, compared to readers, it is still two points behind.

As the live broadcast footage continued to change, the atmosphere of the peach banquet gradually reached its climax.

Even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, who were sitting on the main seats, were blushing because Erguotou drank too much, and their vision of others became a little distorted.

"The next show that will be performed on stage is the dance brought by the mermaid clan that has long since disappeared in the three realms - "Pure Land of Paradise"!"

After Taibai Jinxing's words fell, the entire Yaochi suddenly resounded with a magical music sound that was completely different from before...

月明かりriseる时 (when the moonlight rises)

Hōkatōden (lighted red lantern)

合図 (The festival soundtrack is a secret code)

……

Welcome to the pure land of bliss.

歌えや歌え心のままに (Sing with joy and obey your heart)

Come on, let me hear your voice

At this moment, everyone in the entire Yaochi, except Tang Sanzong, was brainwashed by this magical music.

next moment.

I saw long, white and tender legs appearing in the Yaochi, beating rhythmically to the rhythm of the music.

Only when the camera moves to above the waist.

Fish heads of various marine creatures appeared simultaneously in the sight of all viewers in the three realms... (End of this chapter)