Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Damn it, you actually got them here?"

When Tang Sanzian heard this magical and familiar BGM sound, he almost spit out the Erguotou he drank in his mouth.

Especially when he saw the fish heads dangling in front of his eyes, Tang Sanzian felt his blood pressure soar.

What the hell...

Heaven is really all-encompassing!

Sure enough, any type of performance is acceptable, but I still underestimated the rich people's ways of playing.

I'm allergic to too many elegant things, but I don't like vulgar things...

Let’s start watching the whole life directly now, right?

Not only Tang San was thinking this way, but Taibai Jinxing, who was in charge of the live broadcast, was also confused.

He kept grabbing his head, and a lot of white hair was pulled out.

Who the hell arranged for such a weirdo to come up and dance?

Three philosophical questions appeared on Taibai Jinxing's chrysanthemum-like old face.

who am I?

where am I?

What should I do?

However, before Taibai Jinxing could react, something even more desperate happened.

I saw the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother sitting on the main seats, their expressions suddenly became strange at this moment.

The moment he heard the magical music, the Jade Emperor even felt like he was moving along with it.

Damn it?

What's going on with this music?

Why do I feel like I can't control myself?

At this moment, the Jade Emperor was so drunk that he didn't notice the image problem of the fish people at all. Instead, he felt that they had a strange sense of beauty.

All the drunken gods felt basically the same as the Jade Emperor at this moment.

Some people with lower cultivation levels could no longer control themselves at this moment and started dancing to the music.

After the Barefoot Immortal heard the name of the mermaid clan, his drunken mind suddenly sobered up a bit.

Why did the mermaid clan back then not dance at the Peach Banquet for so long now?

He knows the reason very well!

Wasn't it because he had problems with the elixir that he destroyed the mermaid clan?

No.

If the Jade Emperor were to see those monsters perform on stage...

"~~~"

Just when this thought came into the mind of the Barefoot Immortal, the magical music just reached its climax, and his body began to twist uncontrollably according to the rhythm.

What the hell!

What kind of music is this?

Why...why can't I resist?

Even the body is out of control?

The Barefoot Immortal opened his mouth wide and tried hard to use his magic power to stop himself, but the stimulation brought by alcohol prevented him from using up any magic power at all.

What the hell!

what's the situation?

Taibai Jinxing had just recovered from the shock of the fish-head brought by the fishmen in front of him, when he saw the Barefoot Immortal... and others jumping up immediately after him!

Taibai Jinxing, who had been in heaven for so many years, didn't know what to do when faced with this strange scene.

"This, this, this, what kind of dance is this?"

At this moment, the Jade Emperor began to dance uncontrollably to the music.

The Queen Mother also jumped up.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha, who had just secretly drank two bottles of Erguotou, were not as drunk as the Jade Emperor.

But as the music reached its climax, the two of them could not stop the intrusion of this magical music, and their bodies began to beat to the beat.

I have to say that the name of this Pure Land is really well chosen.

In line with the purpose of Buddhism.

Among the gods who danced there, the Buddhists danced the most standard.

Several disciples at the table where Tang San was buried were dumbfounded when they saw this scene.

This is crazy...

Although Sun Xingzhe and others were somewhat mentally prepared for the possibility that Master might cause trouble by attending the Peach Banquet.

But I definitely didn’t expect it to be such a big scene!

Master is really——

How terrifying! “Brother Tang, what’s going on with them? Why are they all jumping up?”

Zhen Yuanzi also blinked in confusion, unable to understand what happened.

"I guess... I guess I'm happy."

Tang Sanzong reluctantly gave an explanation. Fortunately, this "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" was given to the fish-men tribe by him.

Therefore, Tang San Burial can selectively block the influence of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

The table at Wuzhuangguan was within the shielding range of Tang San's burial.

So they don't understand why all the attendees of the Peach Banquet are crazy...

at the same time.

In the sky of Dongsheng Shenzhou, the dancing figures of the fishmen slowly appeared, followed by a group of guests attending the meeting, and in the end even the Jade Emperor and Buddha started dancing.

As the demonic music sounded, the hearts of thousands of cultivators in Dongsheng Shenzhou seemed to be grabbed.

"Fuck, what's going on?"

"Isn't the Heavenly Court broadcasting a live broadcast of the Peach Festival? Why did it start dancing?"

"No, even the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha have come to an end. This shouldn't be an ordinary dance, it must have a deep meaning!"

"Is this some kind of secret method used by heavenly masters to practice?"

Dongsheng Shenzhou is the main base of Heavenly Court and Taoism. It has the largest number of cultivators and has seen a greater world!

When the magical music and dance of "Pure Land" sounded, countless great masters who were in retreat were awakened.

Countless sect disciples who were practicing and studying fell into a sluggish state, and even countless couples who were in the clouds and rain, the rhythm became weird...

The other three continents and even the underworld were also disturbed by this music.

Everyone looked at the live broadcast in confusion, wondering why such a weird scene appeared at the peach banquet.

"It's done, Master Dao, I'm done!"

Suddenly, an old Taoist priest who had been in seclusion for decades kicked open the stone chamber of the seclusion, and the aura of being promoted to Golden Immortal spread instantly.

The old Taoist priest was so excited that when he heard the demonic music again, his body started to beat unconsciously according to the live broadcast.

This scene made some people who were still in a daze suddenly widen their eyes.

"The secret method, this must be the secret method practiced by the big guys in Heaven and Buddhism!"

"Quick, quick, let's learn from the boss!"

"Elder Chuan Gong, please quickly bring someone to record this set of secret techniques and music, and pass them on as the core secret techniques of our sect in the future!"

"I saw the ancestors of the Ascension Sect perform a secret technique at the Peach Banquet. If I learn this, my Ascension Sect has a chance to ascend!"

For a time, practitioners of all sizes in the entire Three Realms were recording and studying extremely seriously...

Even Medicine Buddha, who was in the Main Hall, fell into deep thought for a while while watching the live broadcast.

The Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha both jumped up together. Could it be that this is really some kind of secret that is not passed down?

No wonder Tathagata, this old boy, even if he gives up some Buddhist interests this time, has to attend the peach banquet on my behalf.

It turns out he had other plans!

Medicine Buddha's face turned cold, and he faced the bald donkeys in the hall and said, "Everyone, stop chanting!"

"Following the live broadcast and rhythm, all of us in the Grand Palace should practice!"

“Be sure to keep all the details of this ‘Pure Land’ in mind.”

……

At the peach banquet.

The demonic "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" is still going on. Except for the people at the table where Tang San was buried, everyone at Erguotou's drinking table has already jumped up.

Taibai Jinxing didn't know how to deal with it now. He was afraid that something would go wrong with these people, so he directly mobilized all the heavenly soldiers and generals in charge of security work in heaven.

Surrounded the entire Yaochi, waiting quietly for these big guys to finish dancing.

Taibai Jinxing did not dare to act rashly.

This dance is too weird. If you stop it rashly, who knows what will happen?

Others didn't say anything.

If something goes wrong between the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, let alone an old man like him who can't afford to pay, the entire Three Realms will be in chaos!

Seeing this absurd scene in front of him, especially when the heavenly soldiers and generals were transferred to Yaochi, Tang Sanzian's eyes blinked.

As a result, the entire heavenly guard is empty? (End of chapter)