Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

As Tang Sanzian blinked, the scene when he came to heaven to steal the taproot of the peach tree suddenly appeared in his mind.

That was at the peach banquet two years ago.

Everyone in the heaven was focused on the Yaochi where the peach banquet was held, so that the peach garden in the rear was empty, giving Tang San an opportunity to be buried.

Now because of the "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", the main personnel of Heavenly Court have come to Yaochi...

Wouldn't it still work?

It's just that the taproot of the most important peach tree in heaven has been dug up by myself, what else is there of value?

Tang Sanzian was thinking in his mind, and a figure flew out of Yaochi without anyone noticing.

However, Zhen Yuanzi, a quasi-sage cultivator sitting next to him, still felt something was wrong.

But he also drank two sips of Erguotou, and his mind was a little groggy. He couldn't tell what was wrong.

"Come on, Brother Tang, let's drink and watch these idiots dance!"

"Don't tell me, although that old boy Tathagata is fat and wide, he is quite flexible when dancing."

"It's just the white fat on my belly that's too annoying for my eyes."

Zhen Yuanzi drank wine while admiring the graceful dance of the Jade Emperor and Tathagata.

For Zhen Yuanzi, who has lived for who knows how many years, today's peach feast will definitely be something he will never forget!

Tang Sanbian drank a few sips with him and watched the performance with great interest.

But the other Tang San was already wandering around in the heaven.

That's right.

The magical power clone technique rewarded by the system!

One Tang Sanzong was in charge of Yaochi, and the other Tang Sanzong had already started to see what valuables there were in heaven.

After coming out of Yaochi, Tang Sanzong wandered around looking for a long time.

Unknowingly, we arrived at Lingxiao Palace.

Tang Sanzian raised his head and glanced at the plaque of Lingxiao Palace, and was slightly stunned.

This is where the Jade Emperor usually works.

I’ve heard many legends about Tang San’s burial before, but today is the first time I’ve been here in person.

Although it looks magnificent, the entire hall is empty at the moment.

Tsk tsk.

Although all the Heavenly Court security personnel had just gone to Yaochi to be on standby, the interior of Heavenly Court was in an empty state.

Tang San was still extremely careful in his burial.

For such a large heaven to function, and countless heavenly soldiers and generals to feed, the Jade Emperor must pay his wages, right?

There are no banks in this world, so if the Jade Emperor wants to pay his salary, he can only pay it from within the heaven itself.

Therefore, the huge heaven must have a heavenly treasure house!

But where is this treasure house?

It has to be said that Heavenly Court has been able to stand in the Three Realms for so many years, and the security measures are absolutely top-notch. After walking around Tang San's funeral for a long time, there was no trace of the treasure house.

With this level of security, only Sun Xingzhe had to be stupid to believe that he could break into the Lingxiao Palace.

Just when Tang San was worried, a short, fat man walked in with a sly look outside the Lingxiao Palace.

Tang Sanbian recognized the person who came as the Giant Spirit God at a glance.

The only person I ever blackmailed was my underwear.

He used to be responsible for guarding Nantianmen, but I don't know why he was replaced by Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er now.

But Tang Sanzong didn't care about this.

It doesn't matter to him who guards Nantianmen.

What's important is why did this Giant Spirit God secretly come to Lingxiao Palace at this time?

Tang San buried his figure and watched the Giant Spirit God trotting all the way to the Jade Emperor's seat in the Lingxiao Hall.

After scanning the circle with his two small eyes again to ensure that no one could see him, the Giant Spirit God twisted a dragon head on the armrest of the Jade Emperor Dragon Chair.

hum.

There was a slight sound, and the space under the dragon chair rippled, and then a black door appeared, as if there was a basement under the dragon chair!

"No wonder I can't find the treasure house in heaven. Is there a basement here?"

Tang San's eyes suddenly lit up.

What can be hidden under the dragon chair must be the treasure house of heaven.

As long as the Jade Emperor goes to work, he will sit in the Lingxiao Palace. There is no place in the entire heaven that is safer than the Jade Emperor's buttocks.

This is really hard to find, and it takes no effort at all!

The Giant Spirit God laughed twice when he saw this scene.

Immediately, he quietly pushed the door, and the door that was originally closed opened a crack under the push of the giant spirit god.

It stands to reason that the treasure house of heaven is such a precious place, even the entrance is placed under the Jade Emperor's butt.

With his status as a giant spirit god, shouldn't he have the authority to open it?

Tang Sanzian squinted his eyes and looked over curiously. I saw a Wuzhuangguan cigarette stuck in the crack of the door of the treasure house.

It was this cigarette that kept the door of the treasure house from being completely closed, giving the Giant Spirit God a chance.

"Fortunately, the things are still there. This time, we need a lot of things for the Peach Banquet. We need to move things in and out. I didn't expect that Taibaijinxing would even conduct a security check."

"But can the security check stop my wise and powerful giant spirit god?"

The giant spirit god chuckled, raised his hand and stuffed the cigarette into his arms.

There was no obstacle, and the door to the treasure house closed with a bang.

"With this cigarette, I can supplement my household income somewhat."

The Giant Spirit God murmured to himself, turned the armrest on the left side of the dragon chair, and jumped out in a hurry.

At this moment, a ray of light flashed above the dragon chair. It was obvious that after closing the basement door, the formation to protect this place began to take effect.

After ensuring that everything was restored to its original state, the Giant Spirit God touched the cigarette in his arms and left with satisfaction.

It's just that the Jade Emperor set up this layer of restrictions. For others, if they want to enter without anyone noticing, they can only be like the giant spirit god and keep an eye on it secretly when moving goods.

Come over and do it later when no one is around.

But for Tang Sanzong, it was a piece of cake!

After absorbing the boundary-breaking ability to attract evil corpses, all formation restrictions are completely useless to him!

Turning the armrest of the dragon chair, the basement door appeared.

There is no need to open the door for Tang San's burial.

After taking one step forward, you have entered the heavenly treasure house.

For an instant.

Tang Sanzian's eyes lit up.

What the hell!

Is this the foundation of heaven?

Even the innate spiritual treasures that are now missing from the three realms have several pieces in stock here in Heaven.

Not to mention some other rare treasures.

Especially the flat peaches picked from the flat peach trees in previous years occupied half of the entire heavenly treasure house.

"Based on the current consumption, these flat peaches can support the peach feast for at least thirty years."

Tang San Burial made a rough estimate.

Then he directly used the function of the pagoda, no matter what, as long as he could see anything, he put it all in.

Wherever Tang San was buried, not a single blade of grass grew!

The originally full treasure trove of heaven was now completely empty after a sweep of Tang San's burial.

Even the layer of ashes on the ground was buried by Tang San.

So much so that the current Heavenly Treasure House looks clean, as if it had been spent on land reclamation and cleaning.

Ok?

There's still a box of Wuzhuangguan cigarettes that you haven't put in?

Tang Sanbian glanced at the corner of the treasure house and put in the box of cigarettes Tianting bought from Wuzhuangguan.

Then he walked out of the Heavenly Treasure House with satisfaction.

The restrictions set by the Jade Emperor are still there and have not been broken at all.

perfect!

However, Tang Sanbian thought about it and realized that he had stolen the Heavenly Palace's treasure house sooner or later.

In this case, it is better to simply take away the good things from Lingxiao Palace.

Ok……

This dragon chair is pretty good, just install it.

The seats next to it are also good, and these pieces of paper for writing imperial edicts are also good, and these two brushes are also good...

Adhering to the policy of not growing an inch of grass, Tang San Burial directly moved everything that could be moved in the entire Lingxiao Palace.

It can be said that Tang San's operation made the entire Lingxiao Palace dim.

Because all the decorations in the main hall were emptied out by Tang San Burial, and the glittering golden wallpaper was gone!

The entire hall only has load-bearing walls and a few pillars.

Finally, Tang San was buried and found that there was nothing left, so he directly removed all the plaques from the Lingxiao Palace.

Then I found an ordinary piece of wood, carved the four characters "Mahatma Palace" on it and hung it up.

"Yes, this is much more perfect." (End of Chapter)