Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Yaochi.

The magical music of "Pure Land" has not stopped yet.

Tang Sanfu and Zhen Yuanzi drank Erguotou and watched the Jade Emperor, Tathagata, gods, Buddhas and fish-men dance happily.

If they didn't know the inside story, in the eyes of outsiders, they really meant to enjoy themselves with the people.

After all, when did the demon clan become qualified to stand with the Jade Emperor?

"Brother Tang, something doesn't seem right about this situation?"

Zhen Yuanzi frowned as he watched the increasingly outrageous dance in the hall.

At first he regarded these as jokes.

I thought it was because the Jade Emperor, Tathagata and others were drunk.

After all, when you are drunk, it is possible that you cannot control yourself sometimes.

But they have been dancing for a while now, and instead of showing any intention of stopping, these people are jumping more and more energetically. What's going on?

At this moment, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata were dancing and looking at each other with horrified faces.

After exercising for a while, both of them were sweating.

I’m mostly sober from the wine.

But they found that their bodies were out of control!

"Who is pretending to be a ghost?"

The Jade Emperor's face changed drastically and he shouted: "Stop!"

Tathagata Buddha kept chanting "Amitabha" in his mouth, trying to calm himself down.

But the more he muttered, the more enchanting his body movements became...

"This, this, this... what on earth is going on?"

Taibai Jinxing, who was in charge of hosting this peach banquet, was about to cry.

With his cultivation level, when he hears this magical music playing, he has the urge to dance together!

He wanted to make the fishmen stop, but for some reason, once this thought came up in his mind, he was suppressed by some mysterious force.

"It's over, something big happened!"

Taibai Jinxing's face was ashen, and his eyes suddenly turned to the people present. Only the people at the Wuzhuangguan table were safe, and they immediately rushed over as if they had seen a savior.

"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, please help me stop this farce."

Zhenyuan Immortal is a quasi-sage, and can be considered as equal to the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha.

Now Taibai Jinxing is also in urgent need of treatment.

Among normal people, Zhen Yuanzi has the highest level of cultivation. If anyone can do something about it, it is probably him.

"This... I don't know what the problem is?"

Facing Taibai Jinxing's request, Zhen Yuanzi shook his head in confusion.

Not to mention that he has no intention of helping, even if he has this idea, there is nowhere to start?

With Tang Sanzong blocking it, this "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" had no impact on him at all.

So Zhen Yuanzi doesn’t understand the inside story at all!

"Brother Tang, do you think there is any way to stop this?"

Both the Jade Emperor and Tathagata have been dancing for a while, and are now more than half awake from the wine.

It is estimated that after the alcohol has completely evaporated in a while, he will be able to escape the influence if he can use his magic power.

However, Tang Sanzong did not say anything clearly, but instead began to think deeply.

"In our mortal world, this kind of situation is usually caused by ghosts."

Taibai Jinxing's eyes suddenly widened with disbelief on his face.

Are the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha possessed by ghosts?

Which ghost in the world has such courage, let alone a ghost, even the King of Hell, who is in charge of ghosts, has to kneel down when he sees the Jade Emperor and Tathagata.

"Holy Monk, are you making a mistake?"

Taibai Jinxing said cautiously.

Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said with a serious face: "Although their situations are different from ordinary people, their nature is similar. This is a mental problem."

Tang San was buried in serious nonsense.

Tang Sanzong knew very well how to restore these people to normal. One is to stop the dance and music of "Pure Land". Without BGM blessing, these people will stop dancing.

The second is to wait until the Erguotou alcohol in these people's bodies has evaporated and they can use their magic power to resist.

Taibai Jinxing asked anxiously: "Does the holy monk have a way to save him?"

"Of course there is a rescue method." Tang Sanzian nodded.

"Please ask the holy monk to come to the rescue!"

Tang Sanzian took a sip of wine, squinted his eyes and said, "It's not impossible to save him, but this method is a bit special. I don't know if they can accept it."

"May I ask the holy monk what he can do?" Taibai Jinxing asked curiously.

Tang Sanzian raised his palm and said, "As long as one person gives them a slap and wakes them up, everything will be fine."

Now that the Jade Emperor and Tathagata were both drunk and without any cultivation, they slapped the person hard enough to hurt them, and they woke up.

Once you regain your consciousness, you will naturally be able to use your magic power to resist the BGM, and you will naturally stop dancing.

But this method of Tang San's burial was faster.

Otherwise, if you wait a little longer, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata will recover without being slapped!

"Slap...slap?" Taibai Jinxing's eyes widened.

If someone else has a problem, he will dare to go up and give him a few big mouths without saying anything.

But now it’s the Jade Emperor and Tathagata who have problems!

Who dares to slap them?

Taibai Jinxing was in trouble and hesitantly said: "Holy Monk, is there any other way?"

"Tai Bai, this poor monk just sees you in trouble. You have helped me in the lower world many times before I gave you an idea."

"If there is another way, can I not tell you, poor monk?"

Tang Sanzian looked righteous and righteous, patted Taibai Jinxing on the shoulder and said: "And with this ghost's upper body, we must act quickly, otherwise there will be sequelae if it is too late."

you do not say.

If the ink stains for a while longer, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata both recover, wouldn't they be able to withstand this slap?

Watching the Jade Emperor and Tathagata dancing, Taibai Jinxing was in a dilemma.

Finally, he mustered up the courage to walk up to the two of them and informed them of Tang San's burial method.

The Jade Emperor and Tathagata looked at each other, finally closed their eyes and nodded in humiliation.

Getting beaten is better than doing this magical dance!

However, the two of them also put forward their own requirements, that is, the slap must be given by Zhen Yuanzi.

After all, Zhen Yuanzi is a quasi-sage. Even if today's incident is spread, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata will not lose too much face.

If someone slaps their mouth...

Might as well keep dancing here then.

Taibai Jinxing trotted over and told Zhen Yuanzi this request.

The expression on Zhen Yuanzi's face froze for an instant. He looked at Taibai Jinxing uncertainly and said, "Are you sure they want me to slap them in the mouth?"

"I have never heard such an outrageous request in all the years since Zhen Yuanzi was born."

"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, I guarantee this is what His Majesty and Tathagata Buddha said personally."

"If you don't believe me, just go over and find out." Taibai Jinxing hurriedly added.

Zhen Yuanzi glanced at Tang Sanzang, hesitated and said, "Brother Tang, are you sure this method is feasible?"

Although Tang Sanzong had never deceived him before.

But a slap can bring the two quasi-sages back to normal...

This kind of thing doesn't sound normal!

"Don't worry, Old Town. If you go up and give each of them a big mouth, the medicine will definitely cure them!"

Hearing Tang San's affirmative words, Zhen Yuanzi felt a little more confident.

Walking up to the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, Zhen Yuanzi said: "My slap is a bit big, you two, please bear with it."

The Jade Emperor closed his eyes: "Come on, I can bear it."

Tathagata Buddha also closed his eyes: "If... I mean if, if you can be gentle, it's better to be gentle as much as possible." (End of Chapter)