Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

Zhen Yuanzi didn't seem to hear the voices of the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha, and the two big mouths slapped them cleanly.

Facing this kind of good thing that had not happened for tens of thousands of years, Zhen Yuanzi was already smiling secretly in his heart.

Normally, even if he had a fight with the Jade Emperor, it would only be a fight.

Maybe the result is still a tie, and even if he wins with the help of Di Shu, Zhen Yuanzi may not feel much satisfaction.

But now these two loudmouths made Zhen Yuanzi feel comfortable.

Cool!

The Happy Buddha who was still dancing at the side saw this and hurriedly said: "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, slap me with your big slap, please!"

Zhen Yuanzi touched his head and moved his eyes to the dancing Buddha of Joy.

"Okay, okay, since you have asked for it, I will satisfy you."

"Snapped!"

Zhen Yuanzi slapped him with another crisp slap, and Huanxi Buddha felt comfortable.

"Anyone else want a slap?"

Zhen Yuanzi shouted, looked around, and his eyes fell on the guests who were still dancing.

But these people did not have the idol baggage of the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, especially when they saw Zhen Yuanzi slap them in the face, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata's faces were swollen like pig heads, and they immediately refused Zhen Yuanzi's help.

"We won't bother Immortal Zhenyuan to help with this little matter."

"Taibai Jinxing, please give us a few slaps on our faces."

Others put their hope for help in Taibai Jinxing.

After all, this old man is quite popular in heaven, at least he won't be as ruthless as Zhen Yuanzi.

Facing these people's requests, Taibai Jinxian felt no burden.

As a result, the sound of "papapapa" sounded throughout the Yaochi.

Do not misunderstand.

It was Taibai Jinxing who was slapping his mouth and not doing anything else.

After a round of slaps, Taibai Jinxing was also tired.

Seeing that the Jade Emperor seemed to have come to his senses and no longer danced, but he kept drawing circles under his feet.

Apparently Zhen Yuanzi's slap was a little too strong, causing the Jade Emperor to become confused.

Seeing that he was about to fall, Taibai Jinxing came over with a sliding tackle.

But it was still a step slower.

His fingers happened to touch the Jade Emperor's dragon robe, and with a stabbing sound, the dragon robe was ripped open.

The Jade Emperor's white and tender meat was clearly presented before his eyes.

All that was left on his body was a pair of bright red pants.

Taibai Jinxing was stunned.

Not only Taibai Jinxing, but also Immortal Zhenyuan, Tang Sanzian and others were stunned.

Who would have thought that the quality of the Jade Emperor's dragon robes could be so poor?

Cold sweat broke out on Taibai Jinxing's face instantly.

"Ahem, what, this is my birth year."

Seeing that everyone's eyes were on his red pants, the Jade Emperor forced himself to explain.

Everyone's lips couldn't help but twitch.

God, this is the year of your birth!

Also because of the stimulation of the red pants, the Jade Emperor was completely sober at this moment and was able to activate his magic power.

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and immediately stopped the music of "Pure Land".

When he noticed the dancing fishmen, the Jade Emperor's face jumped uncontrollably.

Oh shit.

How could I watch these things dance just now?

Even jumped with them?

The Jade Emperor looked at a group of fish-headed men and felt a chill in his heart.

"Stop jumping!"

The Jade Emperor roared angrily, frightening all the fishmen to their knees.

"Your Majesty, please spare my life!"

"Your Majesty, spare your life, we... we don't know what happened?"

The fishmen really didn't lie about this. They just went on stage to put on a show and really didn't know what was going on.

They just felt that they were dancing well, and they thought that these big guys liked their dancing from the bottom of their hearts, so they danced along with them. "Where is Li Jing, the King of Pagoda?"

The Jade Emperor did not listen to the explanation of the fish people and shouted outside the Yaochi.

Li Jing walked in holding the pagoda in his hand.

Although he has now talked the matter out with Nezha, Nezha won't hit him even if he doesn't lift the pagoda.

But it has been done for so many years.

Li Jing was still a little uncomfortable with Leng Buding asking him to give up.

Moreover, holding a pagoda in his hand, he looked even more majestic standing among the crowd.

So Li Jing simply kept this habit.

"Li Jing is here, what are your orders?"

The Jade Emperor pointed at the fish people and said: "Lock all these people into the heavenly prison and wait for their punishment!"

"Yes!"

Li Jing waved his hand, and a team of heavenly soldiers rushed out and captured all the fishmen.

After all this fuss, the peach banquet can no longer continue.

The Jade Emperor sighed helplessly.

Suddenly, his eyes saw the staff member holding a mirror magic weapon not far away, and the expression on his face froze instantly.

What the hell!

Is this still being broadcast live in the three realms?

"Taibai Jinxing, when the hell didn't you stop the live broadcast?"

"How did you become the general manager?"

The Jade Emperor hurriedly picked up the torn dragon robe from the ground, barely covering the white fat on his waist.

But it was obviously too late.

When the Jade Emperor was slapped by the Immortal Zhenyuan, the creatures in the three realms watching the live broadcast were already confused.

……

Time goes back three minutes.

In the live broadcast of the Three Realms, Zhen Yuanzi gave two mouths to the Jade Emperor and Tathagata respectively.

The entire three realms were quiet.

"Damn it, what did I see? Immortal Zhenyuan single-handedly defeated the two great masters of Heaven and Buddhism?"

"Great Immortal Zhenyuan is awesome!"

"I only knew that Immortal Zhenyuan was powerful before, but I never thought he could be so powerful!"

Because all the big guys at the Peach Banquet left the stage to dance, the staff responsible for the live broadcast of the Mirror Magic Weapon did not dare to get too close.

Therefore, the conversations between Zhen Yuanzi, Jade Emperor and others were not recorded.

Others can only see the picture.

Especially the scene of the Jade Emperor and Tathagata groveling down, and Zhen Yuanzi mercilessly slapping him in the face, brought hundreds of millions of shocks to the creatures in the three realms!

"I heard that Zhenyuan Daxian's Wuzhuang Temple is still recruiting people due to business development needs..."

I don’t know who said something, and the casual cultivators in the Three Realms who had not joined the forces immediately became excited.

One by one, they rushed towards the Wuzhuang Temple in Hezhou, Xiniu.

Even the evil spirits outside the underworld couldn't resist the temptation and submitted their resume to Wuzhuangguan!

The momentum of this peach banquet was indeed what the Jade Emperor had imagined, and it was unprecedented in the Three Realms.

But this popularity is a little too strong.

Not only did Tianting not increase the popularity of the peach banquet, but it completely lost face and launched a wave of reverse publicity for Wuzhuang Temple!

So much so that after this Peach Banquet, the Heavenly Court completely canceled the Peach Banquet that had lasted for who knows how many thousands of years.

Since then, the Peach Banquet has become a legend in the Three Realms.

No one remembers how magical flat peaches are.

Whenever someone mentions the Peach Banquet, the first thing that comes to mind is the image of the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha leading a group of attendees to dance to "The Pure Land of Utmost Bliss".

After that, there are scenes of Zhenyuan Immortal fanning the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha with his big mouth.

Of course this is a story for later.

Although Heavenly Court and Buddhism issued a ban on this matter throughout the Three Realms, they could not withstand the number of beings watching this live broadcast.

Some people even secretly recorded the live broadcast with a photo stone, and became rich by selling these pictures!

The blockade between Heaven and Buddhism has become a complete joke.

...(End of chapter)