Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Your Majesty, I am guilty!"

Following the Jade Emperor's gaze, Taibai Jinxing was so frightened that his face instantly turned pale, and he knelt down in front of the Jade Emperor to plead guilty.

"Your Majesty, I am guilty!"

As the chief host of the Peach Banquet, there have been such big mistakes in the Peach Banquet, and the scene of the Jade Emperor wearing red underpants was broadcast live.

This can no longer be summarized by a simple accident.

The only solution for now is to kneel down and admit your mistake.

Maybe His Majesty can take a lighter sentence for the sake of his hard work for so many years.

Taibai Jinxing raised her head, tears streaming down her cheeks, and said, "I was so worried about His Majesty's safety just now that I forgot about the live broadcast."

Things have happened, and Taibai Jinxing cannot shirk responsibility.

So I can only try to find reasons.

Although the Jade Emperor was dancing to the rhythm just now, his mind was already quite clear.

The image of Taibai Jinxing desperately looking for someone to find a solution is still vivid in his mind.

When people are involved in life-threatening matters, sometimes they do forget the work at hand.

From this point of view, this old boy Taibai Jinxing is quite good.

At least I put my life safety first.

But it was indeed his fault for live broadcasting his red underpants to the three realms.

As mentioned during rehearsals before, once an unexpected situation occurs, the live broadcast signal must be cut off as soon as possible.

I didn’t expect that I had been carefully preparing for so long, but it was all ruined in the end.

The Jade Emperor's face was uncertain.

"We'll discuss your matter later. You should finish the finishing work of today's peach feast first!"

The Jade Emperor said coldly.

Although Taibai Jinxing has experienced it, it cannot make the people below feel cold.

After this matter is completely over, I will think of a method of punishment.

While she was talking, the Queen Mother had someone bring over a new dragon robe to cover the Jade Emperor's red trousers.

After all, Yaochi is the residence of the Queen Mother, and the Jade Emperor often comes here to spend the night.

I have a few extra sets of clothes that I usually wear.

It just comes in handy now.

With the blessing of the dragon robe, the Jade Emperor finally regained his former majesty.

He looked at the somewhat embarrassed participants and said, "Some unexpected things happened today. The peach banquet is over. Everyone, please go back!"

When something like this happened, others couldn't stay any longer.

As soon as the Jade Emperor spoke, everyone ran out of Yaochi as if running for their lives.

Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha looked at each other, and said to Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and Moonlight Bodhisattva: "You two will go back to the Buddhist gate first. I and Huanxi Buddha still have some things to deal with."

Although the dance thing just now was a bit embarrassing.

But the Erguotou tasted really good, and the two of them were thinking of getting two more bottles back from Tang San's funeral.

Naturally, the fewer people who know about this kind of thing, the better.

So Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha planned to ask Tang Sanzang privately for two bottles later.

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and Moonlight Bodhisattva did not doubt his existence and immediately withdrew from the Yaochi.

In their opinion, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha stayed behind to investigate the truth behind the peach banquet.

They are not qualified at the Bodhisattva level and must be quasi-sages to participate.

The Jade Emperor looked at Tathagata Buddha and said, "Tathagata Buddha, something like this happened at the peach banquet today. I want to investigate thoroughly and I won't have time to receive you."

The implication is also obvious.

You two old bald donkeys should go too, I'm not in the mood to keep you here.

Tathagata Buddha nodded: "Just leave, we'll wait for the Buddhist scripture collector, explain a few words to him and then leave." The Jade Emperor looked at Zhen Yuanzi and Tang Sanbian again.

"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, thanks to your rescue today, I will remember this favor."

"But this matter is quite strange. I still need to investigate thoroughly, so I won't entertain you today. I will personally go to Wuzhuang Temple to express my gratitude in the future."

Zhen Yuanzi waved his hand and said disapprovingly: "There is no need to thank me or anything. Anyway, I had a good time playing."

"But it was Brother Tang who came up with the solution today. If you want to thank him, thank him more."

Zhen Yuanzi pushed Tang San out.

The Jade Emperor looked up and down at Tang San's burial place. This was the first time he saw a Buddhist Buddhist scripture seeker face to face.

I didn't expect that I would owe such a huge favor as soon as I met.

"Thank you, Tang San. If you need anything after the study, please come to the heaven to say hello."

"As long as I can do it, I will definitely do it for you!"

Tang Sanzian had a smile on his face and nodded gently: "The poor monk will thank Your Majesty here first."

"Since His Majesty still has something to deal with, we won't bother you."

"Please."

The Jade Emperor nodded with satisfaction.

He is worthy of being a Buddhist scripture seeker selected from thousands of people. Look at his look.

Tang Sanzian lowered his head, winked at Sun Xingzhe and other disciples, and hurriedly walked out of the gate of Yaochi.

He was afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold back his laughter if he stayed any longer.

What does it mean to count money to others after being sold?

It’s almost the same as the Jade Emperor at this moment, right?

He had to say thank you twice before sending the culprit out.

Zhen Yuanzi also walked out and asked with some confusion: "Brother Tang, why are you walking so fast?"

Tang Sanzian suppressed his laughter: "Aren't you in a hurry to go to the lower world to obtain scriptures? This trip to heaven was delayed a lot of time to attend the peach banquet. I have to hurry up on my way back."

"Okay, okay, you are indeed the person I selected to learn the scriptures!"

Before Zhen Yuanzi could speak, Tathagata Buddha who was waiting at the door for Tang San's burial suddenly became overjoyed when he heard this and gave a thumbs up towards Tang San's burial.

Zhen Yuanzi looked unhappy and said, "What are you two doing here?"

"If I, Brother Tang, hadn't taken over your Buddhist job, I would have gone to Wuzhuang Temple with me to enjoy the blessings. I would have been angry when I saw you two!"

"The words of Immortal Zhenyuan are wrong."

Tathagata Buddha shook his head and said: "If we, the Buddhist sect, hadn't arranged for Tang San to be buried to obtain scriptures, how could you have established such a deep friendship with him?"

"What's more, Tang San's participation in the great cause of Buddhist scriptures will also be of great benefit to himself."

"Humph, if it weren't for this, I would have stopped letting him go to get Buddhist scriptures." Zhen Yuanzi snorted coldly.

"You two are guarding the door and sneaking around. If you have any nonsense, hurry up and don't interfere with Brother Tang's study."

Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha looked at each other, and their faces became a little embarrassed.

Originally, the two of them wanted to find Tang San for burial secretly.

Unexpectedly, Zhen Yuanzi followed him closely.

"What, what are you trying to do?"

Zhen Yuanzi raised his eyebrows: "My brother Tang has already had a hard enough time traveling across mountains and rivers to obtain Buddhist scriptures. If anything happens to him, I will definitely blame you Buddhists."

"Ahem, Immortal Zhenyuan's words are serious."

Tathagata Buddha coughed twice and said, "Tang San's burial is my Buddhist disciple's Buddhist scripture collector. How could I, the Buddhist disciple, watch something happen to him?"

"The two of us here want to... want to talk to him about something."

Zhen Yuanzi had a suspicious look on his face: "What are you talking about that I can't listen to?"

Tathagata Buddha hesitated for a while with an embarrassed look on his face, then made up his mind and said: "Actually, it's not a secret, it's the Red Star Erguotou at the banquet just now..."

Tathagata Buddha looked at Tang San's burial and tried his best to smile kindly: "Do you still have the Red Star Erguotou here? We think... we want two bottles to go back and try." (End of Chapter)