Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Do you still have the Red Star Erguotou? We want to go back and try two bottles..."

Hearing Tathagata Buddha's words, Zhen Yuanzi's eyes widened and he almost thought he had heard wrongly.

"Ru... Tathagata, I didn't hear you wrong, did you want to drink Erguotou?"

Tathagata Buddha nodded with a troubled expression.

He didn't dare to look at Zhen Yuanzi's expression, he just stared at Tang Sanzian and asked: "Is there... still more?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately: "Yes, yes, but I remember when you destroyed France last time, didn't you say that Buddhism should give up drinking?"

Tathagata Buddha's face suddenly became tangled, and he said sheepishly: "This... you also understand the Buddhist precepts."

"It's just like the rules of heaven and so on. They are all products of the times and are used to restrain the people below."

"I am now considering revising the Buddhist precepts, so... I want to take some Erguotou back to taste."

What Tathagata Buddha said is serious, but others may feel uncomfortable hearing it.

This look is obviously more like an alcoholic...

Tang Sanfu was a little confused.

Is this Erguotou so powerful?

After just one bottle, the Buddha became addicted?

If this continues, Tathagata Buddha will never leave his hand to smoke or drink from his mouth...

Give!

This wine must be given!

Tang Sanzong smiled and took out six more bottles of Erguotou from the system and handed them to Tathagata Buddha's hand.

"Buddha, this Red Star Erguotou is relatively precious. I don't have much stock here. You can take these six bottles first."

"In the future, I will think of a way to mass-produce a batch in Wuzhuangguan. Then we will not be short of wine, and you can drink freely."

Tathagata Buddha's eyes lit up when he looked at the six bottles of Red Star Erguotou in his hand, but he still said quibly: "What do you mean by this?"

"I want this Red Star Erguotou just for tasting and to study the limitations of Buddhist precepts, not for drinking."

Come on.

I've always known people rightly since I was a kid!

Also to study the commandments.

As expected, he is worthy of being the Buddha's World Honored One. He doesn't blush even when he tells lies.

Tang San did not care about the funeral. He got off the donkey along the slope and said, "Yes, yes, it's all for Buddhism."

"Ah, yes, yes, it's all for the great prosperity of Buddhism!"

Tathagata Buddha happily put the cigarette and wine into his arms, and left arm in arm with Huanxi Buddha.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at their leaving figures and said, "Brother Tang, for something as precious as Red Star Erguotou, how could you just give them six bottles?"

"No matter what, we have to find some magic weapons!"

Zhen Yuanzi felt a little distressed when he saw it.

Ever since Wuzhuangguan's ginseng fruits and cigarettes were sold in the Three Realms, Zhen Yuanzi had no doubt about the commercial value of the things Tang San buried!

Especially this Red Star Erguotou.

Zhen Yuanzi dares to guarantee that it will definitely be another best-selling product that dominates the three worlds after cigarettes!

Tang Sanzian smiled and said, "Don't feel bad, the things you sent out will come back sooner or later."

"When Tathagata Buddha becomes addicted to alcohol, will he not be able to come to Wuzhuang Temple and spend a lot of money to buy alcohol?"

Zhen Yuanzi nodded: "Brother Tang is right."

"In this case, don't go to seek scriptures. Come to Wuzhuang Temple and get these Erguotou out first. What do you think?"

Tang Sanzian thought for a while, nodded and agreed.

"Okay, just give Yuan Hong a little more time."

Under the leadership of Zhen Yuanzi, the group drove Xiangyun all the way towards Wuzhuang Temple.

However, when he arrived at Xiniu Hezhou, Tang Sanzian's eyes suddenly turned to Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha, and he sneakily landed on a small island in Xiniu Hezhou.

Now all Buddhists have moved to Luzhou, Beiju.

These two bald donkeys came to Xiniuhezhou and specially found an uninhabited island.

Plus the six bottles of wine I just gave away...

Tang Sanzun immediately realized that these two bald donkeys were afraid of being seen and had bad influence, so they went to drink in a deserted place!

The group quickly landed at Wuzhuang Temple.

As soon as they entered the door, Qingfeng and Mingyue rubbed their shoulders and threw themselves on Zhen Yuanzi's legs with aggrieved expressions.

"Master, you are finally back. We have been exhausted these days."

Zhen Yuanzi asked in confusion: "You are just here to watch the door, and I didn't ask you to do anything. Why are you tired?" Qingfeng Mingyue was his youngest disciple, and Zhen Yuanzi usually doted on them.

Basically, they were not asked to do any heavy work, and they were not even urged to practice or anything.

What's more, the business of Wuzhuangguan is so good now, there is no need for the two of them to work.

Mingyue held back her mouth and said aggrievedly: "Master, you don't know, after the scene of you attending the peach banquet in heaven, slapping the Jade Emperor and slapping Tathagata, the whole three worlds were boiling."

“Countless practitioners have come to Wuzhuang Temple to submit their resumes, wanting to join our Wuzhuang Temple.”

"There was even Daluo Jinxian who came over and said he was willing to join our cigarette delivery logistics team..."

Zhen Yuanzi:? ? ?

Now the employment environment is so bad, even Daluo Jinxian has come to work in logistics?

Qingfeng took out a stack of selected resumes from his arms and placed them in front of Zhen Yuanzi.

"Master, this is the resume that Mingyue and I have compiled. You can go back and see who you want, and Mingyue and I will inform them."

"Good good."

Zhen Yuanzi smiled and nodded, and then said: "But now there are more important things besides this."

"You two, hurry up and call all the main staff in Wuzhuang Temple. Brother Tang is going to teach them how to make Erguotou!"

Ten minutes later.

Tang Sanyan stood at the place where Zhen Yuanzi used to give lectures. Facing a group of Wuzhuang Temple staff, he explained the principles of high-strength liquor distillation.

……

Heavenly Court, Yaochi.

Taibai Jinxing is a veteran in dealing with the aftermath, and it didn’t take long to clean up the mess of the peach feast.

Because of Erguotou, many guests were drunk.

As a result, some people didn't even eat the peaches on the table, so according to this statistics, one-third of the peaches that were taken out were actually taken back.

Hearing this data, even the Jade Emperor felt a little incredible.

"In the past, during the peach banquet, I thought the peaches served were too few and not enough to eat. This year, there are so many left?"

Taibai Jinxing said respectfully: "This year's situation is special. Everyone was attracted by the Erguotou that Tang San buried."

"That's true."

The Jade Emperor did not deny it.

He also drank this Erguotou, and it tasted much better than the heavenly wine.

Tang Sanzun said that this good thing would be mass-produced in Wuzhuangguan.

Let's purchase a batch from Wuzhuangguan when mass production is completed.

With this thought in his mind, the Jade Emperor said, "Since there are some peaches left from this peach banquet, I will send them to the Heavenly Treasure Store for storage and wait for the next peach banquet."

"After all, there are no peach trees in heaven now. Until a replacement is found, every peach is precious."

"Yes!"

Taibai Jinxing lowered his head and responded: "Your Majesty, please move to the Lingxiao Palace and authorize the opening of the Heavenly Treasure House so that these flat peaches can be stored in the warehouse."

The Jade Emperor nodded and led the way, with Taibai Jinxing following behind.

Behind him were some staff, who were holding the remaining flat peaches from the peach banquet, as well as some things that could still be used.

Yaochi is not too far from Lingxiao Palace.

A large group of people, led by the Jade Emperor, quickly arrived at the entrance of Lingxiao Palace.

Before he even entered the door, the Jade Emperor frowned.

Why do you feel that Lingxiao Palace seems to be a lot darker today?

Could it be that he is still drunk?

The Jade Emperor secretly glanced around at the others, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no one else behaved abnormally.

It seems that the wine has not completely sobered up yet.

But when the two followers stepped forward and pushed open the door of Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor was dumbfounded.

"Fuck!"

"Lingxiao Palace was robbed?" (End of this chapter)