Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

The Jade Emperor stood in front of the Lingxiao Palace and looked at the empty hall, as if he had been baptized by bandits.

Even the golden wallpaper on the wall had been torn off.

If he hadn't known in advance that this was the Lingxiao Palace, he might have wondered whether he had gone to the wrong place.

"Fuck, what did I see?"

"This...this, this, this, I must be dreaming."

The thing in Taibai Jinxing's hand fell to the ground with a clang.

Several staff members at the back also stretched their necks to look in curiously, and then the whole audience was petrified.

Must be dreaming.

How could Lingxiao Palace be robbed?

And he stole it so thoroughly!

The whole hall was empty, there was nothing left.

Only a few load-bearing walls were left standing bare, just like the remains of a catastrophic disaster.

Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor's breathing quickened.

I just felt my head was buzzing.

"Quick, quick, quick, go check out the treasure house in heaven!"

Suddenly, the Jade Emperor seemed to remember something and rushed to the place where the dragon chair was originally placed.

Although the dragon chair has been moved away.

But fortunately, the formation I set up here is still running.

The Jade Emperor was slightly relieved.

Although the Lingxiao Palace was looted, as long as there was no problem with the Heavenly Treasure House, the loss would not be too great.

"Tai Bai, first move all the remaining items from the Peach Banquet to the treasure house."

The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and the formation covering the heavenly treasure house disappeared.

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly greeted the staff and moved the remaining flat peaches and some leftover things from the banquet inside.

But as soon as he entered the door, Taibai Jinxing almost stumbled and fell.

clean.

The treasure house of heaven is so clean!

I saw a huge treasure house, which was completely empty, and the floor was so clean it could almost be used as a mirror.

Taibai Jinxing crawled out of the treasure house, her voice almost crying: "Your Majesty, something big has happened!"

"The treasure house, the treasure house is empty."

"what?!"

The Jade Emperor's expression suddenly changed, and he immediately rushed into the treasure house.

next second.

The Jade Emperor's heartbreaking voice resounded throughout the heaven.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Who did it, who did it?"

The Jade Emperor was going crazy.

Which bastard did this?

The treasure house of Heaven was emptied out, and the Lingxiao Palace was also moved to nothing.

It can be said that all the foundation and savings of the entire heaven were completely wiped out in this moment!

Ever since the Conferring Gods Measurement Tribulation, the Jade Emperor's wealth, which he had worked so hard to accumulate for so many years, was just gone.

"I'm angry, I'm angry!"

"If I know who did it, he will definitely suffer endless pain for the rest of his life, and he will never be reincarnated for eternity!"

The Jade Emperor roared angrily and circled like crazy in the heavenly treasure house.

After a long time.

The Jade Emperor reluctantly calmed down and walked out of the heavenly treasure house.

It’s just that Lingxiao Palace doesn’t look as good as a treasure house.

Not only is the dragon chair gone, but also the desk and common items are gone.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor was standing in the empty Lingxiao Palace, his whole body was like a volcano about to erupt.

Although peaceful...

But as long as there is an introduction, the Jade Emperor will definitely let people see what it means to be a quasi-sage and what the power of the Lord of Heaven is!

Taibai Jinxing and the staff looked at each other, and even their breathing became a lot more cautious, for fear that someone would accidentally become the Jade Emperor's punching bag.

Theft actually happened in Lingxiao Palace.

If this were to be known to other people in the Three Realms, the face of Heaven would be completely lost!

Moreover, what kind of thief is this? All you have to do is steal some natural and earthly treasures, why are you still taking whatever you want?

These decorations in Lingxiao Palace are exclusively for Heavenly Court. Can you steal them back and use them?

However, this thief does have some tricks. He even broke the formation that the Jade Emperor personally set up in the heavenly treasure house, and he was still unaware of it.

Even the Jade Emperor was not aware of it at all.

It can be seen that this thief's cultivation level is definitely not low.

At least at the quasi-sage level.

But you are already a quasi-saint, and you still come to the heavenly treasure house to steal things. You act like you have never seen the world and take whatever you want. This is so damn infuriating!

The Jade Emperor angrily took out half a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and lit them tremblingly.

I want to find a place to sit down and have a cigarette to relax.

But the entire hall is empty. Where is there anywhere to sit?

Still Taibai Jinxing had quick eyes and quick hands, so he took out a small bench from his storage magic weapon and handed it over.

After all, he is old and often travels on business, so he keeps a small bench with him. Sometimes he can take it out and sit on it when he can't fly anymore.

I didn't expect this to come in handy.

The Jade Emperor was sitting on a small bench, holding a cigarette in his mouth and frowning, with a sad face.

Outrageous!

So fucking outrageous!

The Jade Emperor is still wondering if he is dreaming.

But even if it's a dream, it can't be so scary.

Looking across everyone present, the Jade Emperor's eyes gradually became stern.

"Inform everyone in Heaven to gather and find out who did this!"

The Jade Emperor shouted loudly.

The Three Realms were in the period of calamity during the Journey to the West, and the heavenly secrets were in chaos. Even he couldn't figure out who did this.

After receiving the news, Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, and the gods from heaven rushed over in a hurry.

Everyone was dumbfounded after seeing this scene in Lingxiao Palace.

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, but they didn't dare to obey the Jade Emperor's order.

How can I check this?

Even the Lingxiao Palace and the Heavenly Treasure House can be stolen without anyone noticing.

Could this be something they could fucking find out?

"Li Jing, I leave this matter to you. No matter what method you use, I just want the result!"

The Jade Emperor stood up, kicked the stool away, and said through gritted teeth while holding a cigarette in his mouth.

"My lord, I obey your order."

Seeing the Jade Emperor's appearance, Li Jing did not dare to refute, so he could only respond first.

As for whether we can find out who did it...

Let’s talk about it later.

The Jade Emperor took a puff of cigarette suddenly and became more and more angry as he thought about it: "Who the hell did this?"

During today's peach banquet, the Jade Emperor already felt that he was embarrassed enough.

He never expected that there would be something even more embarrassing waiting for him behind.

He was so angry that the cigarette in his mouth fell out and he stamped it out.

He kept walking back and forth, preparing to light another one for himself.

But the cigarette case was empty.

"Taibai, do you still have cigarettes there? Light one for me."

Taibai Jinxing groped around on his body and took out a cigarette case.

But when I opened it, the cigarette box was already empty.

The Jade Emperor looked at the others again.

But everyone present looked bitter.

Only then did they suddenly remember that it was not just the Lingxiao Palace and the Heavenly Treasure House that had been stolen.

There were also thieves who stole their cigarettes at the peach banquet...

"Your Majesty, it's strange to say that today, someone seems to have stolen cigarettes at the peach banquet..."

Some people couldn't help but raise the cigarette case in their hands and cry to the Jade Emperor.

Looking at the empty cigarette boxes in everyone's hands, the Jade Emperor's eyes became empty: "Is it possible that in this heavenly palace, we won't even be able to afford a box of cigarettes in the future?" (End of Chapter)