Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

The Jade Emperor looked at everyone and felt a sense of sadness in his heart.

In such a huge paradise, it seems that now we can’t even afford a pack of cigarettes.

Do you believe it?

The most outrageous thing is that you just came to Lingxiao Palace to steal something while I wasn't paying attention.

You actually took everyone's cigarettes away in the Yaochi under my nose?

Does this thief still have heaven in his eyes?

Is there still me?

I haven’t made a move for so many years. Do you really think I’m still the Jade Emperor lying under the table while acting?

It seems it's time to let the Three Realms know the power of the Quasi-Sage and the Jade Emperor!

"Your Majesty, you have to hold on."

"Although Heaven suffered heavy losses this time, as the saying goes, if you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about running out of firewood."

Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but become worried when she saw something was wrong with the Jade Emperor's face.

There was even some regret for not listening to Tang San's funeral earlier.

When the Jade Emperor is dancing, you should go up and give him a big mouth in time and decisively.

In the current situation of the Jade Emperor, there is a high probability that the move was slow, which caused the Jade Emperor to have sequelae.

The Jade Emperor let out a long sigh, picked up the cigarette butt he had just stamped out from the ground, blew on it and put it in his mouth again.

"This ruthless thief has moved away all my green hills, even the soil under the green hills. How do you expect me to hold on?"

"Does the great rise of Buddhism in Journey to the West really mean that Heaven will be destroyed?"

The Jade Emperor looked at the empty Lingxiao Palace with empty eyes, feeling a sense of sadness in his heart.

When the Giant Spirit God received the Jade Emperor's gathering notice, he was startled and thought it was his own fault.

After sneaking to the lower realm to hide the cigarette, I rushed over belatedly.

It's just that I haven't reached Lingxiao Palace yet. When I saw the plaque of Lingxiao Palace from a distance, I was stunned.

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and then looked over again...

I saw that the originally magnificent and magnificent Lingxiao Palace plaque was gone.

It was replaced by an ordinary small wooden sign.

It says.

The Great Hall!

Isn't this the name of Fomen's new headquarters?

Why does it appear on the plaque of Lingxiao Palace?

The Giant Spirit God once again confirmed his location. This place was indeed the place where he reported to the court before.

Could it be that the journey to the west has ended and Buddhism has flourished in heaven?

I just missed a peach feast and am already unable to keep up with the development of the world?

The Giant Spirit God walked in uneasy.

I am still thinking about whether the Jade Emperor will be called His Majesty or Buddha later...

But as soon as he entered the door, the expression on his face froze.

Is this still the Lingxiao Palace?

The Giant Spirit God couldn't help but take a few steps back, quietly exited the hall, and looked up at the plaque above his head.

The Great Hall!

A sign that was usually carved out of wood looked so dazzling at this moment.

"Djinn God, what the hell are you doing walking in and out of the door?"

The Jade Emperor was already so upset that he didn't even have to smoke anymore.

Everyone else stood in the main hall neatly, not even daring to make a sound.

Only the Giant Spirit God came late and was still walking around, instantly attracting the Jade Emperor's attention.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."

The Giant Spirit God fell to his knees with a plop, and said with a trembling voice: "Something... something big happened!"

The Jade Emperor snorted angrily: "The heaven is completely destitute, what big thing can happen."

The giant spirit god pointed tremblingly outside, swallowed hard and said: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, the plaque outside has been changed."

"If you change it, change it..."

The Jade Emperor said disapprovingly, but in the middle of his words, he suddenly rushed to the Giant Spirit God and directly lifted the Giant Spirit God up.

"What do you mean the plaque was changed?!"

The Giant Spirit God did not dare to look at the Jade Emperor, lowered his head and said: "Lingxiao Palace, the plaque of Lingxiao Palace has been changed!" The Jade Emperor ran out in disbelief.

Just looking up, he almost lost his breath and fell to the ground.

"It's too much to bully someone!"

The faces of Taibai Jinxing, Li Jing and others who followed the Jade Emperor changed suddenly.

The Lingxiao Palace was replaced by the Daxiong Palace.

Buddhism wants to rebel!

Although your Buddhist sect was destined to flourish during the journey to the west, not only has the calamity not ended, but there have also been changes.

Whether Buddhism can prosper or not is another matter.

Do you dare to ride on the head of Heaven now?

"I know, it must be Buddhism. These bald donkeys in Buddhism bully people too much!"

"I will raise an army to attack Buddhism!"

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he jumped up and kicked the plaque of the Great Hall carved by Tang San's burial into powder.

Li Jing was immediately arranged to rectify the heavenly soldiers and generals in heaven.

……

The culprit, Tang Sanbian, was currently checking his teaching results in Wuzhuang Temple.

Erguotou is not like cigarettes. It is a product created from scratch by Tang San in this world.

The wine culture in this world has basically become popular.

It's just that the white wine I usually drink has an average taste. Due to the brewing method, the alcohol content of the white wine has never been higher.

Therefore, the Erguotou brought out by Tang Sanzong shocked the world a little bit.

Although he couldn't make Erguotou of the level provided by the system.

But it is still very easy to increase the alcohol content of existing liquors in the world.

At this moment, Wuzhuang Temple is filled with large and small glass tubes and some transparent vessels.

With the blessing of high-temperature distillation, the entire Wuzhuang Temple is filled with the aroma of wine.

Tang Sanzhan said: "Yes, after distillation, although the taste cannot match the taste of Red Star Erguotou, it is not much different."

"Following the old rules, the high-quality liquor produced will be named Wuzhuangguan Erguotou, and it can be sold under the brand name."

Zhen Yuanzi took the glass and took a sip.

Although the taste was not as good as Red Star Erguotou, it was still much better than the wine he had drunk before.

"I have always recognized Brother Tang's vision. With this Wuzhuang Temple Erguotou and cigarettes, our Wuzhuang Temple will definitely be able to make a lot of money!"

"Even if Buddhism completes the great mission of learning scriptures, the merits sent down by heaven may not be comparable to my Wuzhuang Temple!"

Zhen Yuanzi was in a good mood and immediately asked Qingfeng and Mingyue to prepare the banquet.

But Tang San was still thinking about Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha in his heart.

He stole all the treasures in heaven.

Before leaving, he changed the sign of Lingxiao Palace to Daxiong Palace.

After the Jade Emperor saw it, he would definitely ask Buddhism for an explanation.

How can we make this matter more confusing?

Tang Sanbian set his sights on Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha. If he could make them disappear in a short time...

Then the crime of stealing can be placed on Buddhism.

With this thought in mind, a clone of Tang San's burial immediately flew out of Wuzhuang Temple and came all the way to the uninhabited island where Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha landed.

Use the Delusion Divine Eye to take a look.

Good guy.

Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha, with their little faces flushed, were sitting together drinking Red Star Erguotou.

The two of them were very drunk, and there was even a half-eaten roast leg of lamb on the table.

On the surface, he is the Buddhist World Honored One.

Behind the scenes, all kinds of things including tobacco, alcohol and meat are coming!

Tang Sanzong thought for a while, and directly used the Tianji shielding card rewarded by the system to block all the Tianji on this uninhabited island, and then quietly dropped a few bottles of Erguotou to the two of them.

Drink, drink.

When you are happy, the blame will be taken on you. (End of chapter)