Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Tang Sanzun watched Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha drink, nodded with satisfaction and left.

At this time, Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

He didn't even feel when the bottle of Red Star Erguotou that he had finished was full again.

"Come on, come on, today we two brothers don't care about our Buddhist status, just treat it as when we were still teaching."

"Eldest brother, let me show you one!"

Tathagata Buddha unscrewed the cap of the bottle, raised his head and took the whole bottle of Erguotou into his mouth.

Huanxi Buddha didn't show any weakness when he saw this, and shouted: "Since Senior Brother Duobao said this, then I can't spoil the fun, so I can accompany you!"

Happy Buddha immediately picked up the Erguotou on the table and showed off a bottle like Tathagata Buddha.

When the gods were enthroned to measure tribulations, the Tathagata Buddha was still the senior brother of Jiejiao, Duobao, and the Happy Buddha was still the Long-eared Dingguang Immortal, one of the seven immortals.

Those days when I was teaching were really carefree.

How can we be like now, where we need to abide by various Buddhist rules and regulations?

After drinking a few bottles of wine, the two of them felt a little hungry.

Buddha Huanxi thoughtfully tore off a piece of meat from the leg of the lamb and handed it to Tathagata Buddha.

"Senior Brother Duobao, you can't just drink, you have to eat meat too!"

"We've already drank the wine, and we don't need to worry about the meat. Anyway, no one sees this island, so it won't affect us."

Tathagata Buddha swallowed his saliva and stared straight at the leg of lamb in Happy Buddha's hand.

After all, he became a monk halfway.

Before becoming the Tathagata Buddha of Buddhism, Duobao, the senior brother of Jiejiao, had never had these taboos.

In the past, it was all about drinking and eating meat.

That is to say, after the tribulation of becoming a god, he became the Buddha's World Honored One. In order to maintain his image in front of others, Tathagata Buddha abruptly gave up many hobbies.

After consuming several bottles of Erguotou, Tathagata Buddha could no longer control himself.

Besides, what the Happy Buddha said is right.

You have already drank. If you break a precept, you have already broken it. Can you still be afraid of breaking another precept?

eat!

Taking the mutton leg meat from Happy Buddha's hand, Tathagata Buddha started to chew it with big mouthfuls.

Perhaps it was because I had not eaten meat for many years. When these pieces of mutton entered my mouth, Tathagata Buddha was so moved that he almost cried.

"Oh, senior brother, what's wrong with you? It's just a little bit of mutton, it's not that big of a deal."

"To tell you the truth, I have never abstained from the rule of eating meat and wine. I often go to the mortal world to eat some."

Happy Buddha felt a little distressed when he saw Tathagata Buddha crying.

What happened to a good senior brother who was forced by Buddhism?

I cried after eating two pieces of mutton.

Tathagata Buddha suddenly raised his head and looked at Huanxi Buddha: "Why don't you take me with you when you secretly do such a thing?"

"Didn't I think that senior brother is really pure-hearted..."

Huanxi Buddha explained something, but he cursed in his heart: "You spend all day eating and chanting Buddha in Buddhism. We thought you had really changed your gender. Who dared to let you know about this?"

But it's better now.

After drinking a few bottles of wine at the peach banquet, everything was settled.

Huanxi Buddha said with a smile: "Elder brother, I was wrong. I will often bring you here for this kind of thing in the future. Even if it is dual cultivation or something, it won't be a problem..."

"Have you seen this island?"

"This is the uninhabited island that I spent a lot of time and effort to find. Here you can eat and play without anyone seeing you!"

After hearing this, Tathagata Buddha was completely relieved and began to take the initiative to pick up the leg of lamb and start chewing it.

The two of them ate and drank again, until they drank all the Erguotou that Tang San buried and gnawed the leg of lamb clean, and then they prepared to return to the Main Hall.

The moment he stood up, Tathagata Buddha was suddenly startled.

Damn it.

What about mana?

There was nothing in his body, and he couldn't draw any magic power at all. Even his body became much heavier.

"Fuck, what's going on?"

Tathagata Buddha's face suddenly became nervous, and he tried without giving up: "I will fly!"

Snapped.

The fat body fell directly to the ground. Fortunately, the island chosen by Huanxi Buddha had nice scenery, and the place where they ate was also on a beach.

Otherwise, there might be something wrong with this fall.

When the Happy Buddha saw this, he thought it was because Tathagata Buddha had not drank for a long time and his alcohol tolerance was too low and he fell down.

He was preparing to take Tathagata Buddha back to Buddhism on clouds.

But he stepped on the ground several times with the soles of his feet, but no auspicious clouds appeared.

A sense of fear instantly surged into Happy Buddha's heart, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"I fly!"

Since the auspicious clouds cannot be stepped on, Huanxi Buddha has found another way to take off.

But the end is the same as Tathagata Buddha.

It was even worse, lying directly on the ground with his nose bleeding.

impossible?

How could this be?

Huanxi Buddha was completely confused.

Why is the mana gone?

Tathagata Buddha and him stared with big eyes and small eyes, their faces full of fear.

You must know that this island is an uninhabited island carefully selected by Happy Buddha.

If you don't have magic power in this place, you will be the same as a mortal...

I was so happy that I didn't dare to think about it anymore.

And at this moment, there was a faint sound of howling wolves on the island.

The nerves of Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha suddenly became tense.

You must know that wolves are social animals and usually live in a pack.

So this wolf howl does not represent one wolf, but a group of wolves!

Without magic power, he and Huanxi Buddha are just ordinary mortals.

Facing a pack of wolves...

Before Tathagata Buddha could figure it out, he saw a dozen pairs of shining green eyes staring at him in the jungle not far away.

What the hell!

Tathagata Buddha looked frightened and hurriedly shouted: "Run quickly, the wolf is coming!"

After reminding Happy Buddha, Tathagata Buddha looked around, chose a tree that was easier to climb, and climbed up slowly.

Even though Tathagata Buddha is a bit fat, he can still climb trees relatively quickly.

Perhaps it is because he feels that his life is threatened, forcing the human body to exert its potential.

It was just because he was climbing too eagerly that he didn't notice that his cassock was scratched by a tree branch.

When he climbed to the top of the tree and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, his cassock was already in pieces, revealing his red trousers.

The Happy Buddha who had climbed up on the tree opposite was no better at this moment. The cassock on his body had also turned into strips, revealing a pair of eye-catching red pants.

The two looked at each other, and Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but said: "Is this your zodiac year too?"

Huanxi Buddha nodded in shock: "Didn't you expect that this year, senior brother, is also the year of your zodiac?"

"You have to wear something red in your zodiac year to avoid evil spirits."

Tathagata Buddha nodded with deep sympathy.

Just looking at the wolves surrounding him under the tree, Tathagata Buddha fell into deep thought.

He never thought that one day he would be so embarrassed that he would be bullied by a pack of wolves.

"Brother, now that we have no magic power, what should we do?" Huanxi Buddha asked.

Tathagata Buddha was silent for a while and then said: "If I guessed correctly, we must have drank too much. When we wake up, our magic power will be restored."

"But...but what should we do now?"

"Now...I can't do anything now. Let's deal with it in the tree now. When these wolves know that they can't catch us, they will leave on their own." (End of Chapter)