Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.

Taibai Jinxing picked up the small bench and the Jade Emperor sat on it again.

Just looking at the shabby appearance of Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but sigh.

The most important thing is that I don't have any cigarettes in my hand now.

The more depressed he was, the more the Jade Emperor felt the need for a cigarette to relieve his boredom.

But now...

The treasure house of heaven is empty, and the treasure hall of Lingxiao is also empty.

Even the cigarettes I bought from Wuzhuangguan last time were all stolen by this damn thief!

"Your Majesty, something has been discovered!"

Suddenly, a heavenly soldier rushed in with a joyful expression and knelt down in front of the Jade Emperor.

"What did you find?" asked the Jade Emperor.

Tianbing said excitedly: "We found the thief who stole the cigarettes at the peach banquet."

"who is it?!"

The Jade Emperor suddenly stood up and stared at the soldier.

The other gods also laid their eyes on his face.

Whether it was the theft of the Heavenly Treasure House or the theft of the Lingxiao Palace, the feeling was not that strong for them.

But my cigarettes are really missing!

If they knew who stole the cigarettes, they would have to skin the thief!

"It's the Tathagata Buddha and the Joyful Buddha!"

Xiaobing didn't hesitate at all and directly reported the suspect's name.

But as soon as these words came out, the hall fell into an eerie silence.

No one dared to speak, and even looked at the soldier with suspicion.

Can Tathagata Buddha steal his own cigarettes?

Who can believe this?

However, the Jade Emperor did not directly deny it. Instead, he narrowed his eyes and asked, "Do you have any evidence?"

The plaque of Lingxiao Palace was replaced by Daxiong Palace.

The Jade Emperor originally suspected that the theft had something to do with Buddhism.

He knows best how powerful the formation he has set up in the Heavenly Treasure House is.

It is impossible to open it if you are not a quasi-sage!

But this thief did it quietly and opened it without his knowledge.

So this person must be at least a strong person among the quasi-sages!

Apart from Heaven, most people with this level of cultivation belong to the Buddhist sect.

Therefore, the suspicion of Buddhism is still very high.

The soldier hurriedly raised what he was holding to his head and said decisively: "Your Majesty, please take a look."

"This is a pile of cigarette butts I just found when I was cleaning in Yaochi."

"As we all know, a pack of cigarettes contains twenty cigarettes."

"In order to highlight the grandeur of the Peach Banquet this time, His Majesty distributed a pack of cigarettes to every guest at the table."

"But when I was cleaning, there were basically no cigarette butts on the tables of other guests, but the tables of Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha were full of cigarette butts!"

"My subordinates probably counted more than five hundred cigarette butts here, which is similar to the number of cigarettes lost by all the immortals..."

Xiao Bing did not continue.

Everyone present understood it, and no further explanation was needed.

Everyone's eyes, including the Jade Emperor's, were fixed on the cigarette butt held in the soldier's hand.

The proof is like a mountain!

Although the Jade Emperor has no direct evidence to prove that Buddhism was responsible for the theft of the Heavenly Treasure House and the Lingxiao Palace.

But this cigarette was undoubtedly stolen by Tathagata Buddha.

"Okay, okay, Buddhism is very good!"

The Jade Emperor sneered several times, grabbed the cigarette butt in Xiaobing's hand, and crushed it into powder.

"The tribulation of Journey to the West has not yet ended. Buddhism has already ignored my heaven. I don't give them any color to see. I really don't know why the flowers are so red!" The Jade Emperor was already dizzy with anger. .

Today is definitely the most embarrassing day for him in so many years as the Jade Emperor!

If he can't earn back this face, how can he still shock the Three Realms in the future?

"Your Majesty, please think twice about attacking Buddhism."

Taibai Jinxing stood up and consoled her.

Buddhism is the largest force in the Three Realms after Heaven. If Heaven rashly conflicts with Buddhism, the Three Realms will fall into complete chaos.

Now at the time of calamity, no one can predict what kind of outcome it will lead to.

But the Jade Emperor was obviously furious at the moment, so how could he listen to what Taibai Jinxing said?

"Think twice? I've already thought about it five times!"

"The treasure house in heaven is empty. If we don't teach those scumbags in Buddhism a lesson now, will we wait for them to use up all the treasures they stole?"

"I might as well tell you the truth. What is stored in the treasury of that day is your salary for the next month."

"Whether you want to attack Buddhism or not, and whether you get paid or not, depends on you."

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the heavenly gods who were originally considering the impact of the Three Realms suddenly changed.

Fuck the impact!

That's your fucking salary!

"Your Majesty, in my opinion this battle must be fought!"

"Beat them hard, and if you don't teach those bald donkeys in Buddhism a lesson, I really think we have no one left in heaven."

Taibai Jinxing even shouted: "Your Majesty is wise, I am willing to do my best!"

The Jade Emperor's words made everyone present feel like they were in a state of shock, and they were all excited in an instant.

The Jade Emperor laughed with satisfaction.

"It will take a little while for King Li Jing of Tota to gather his troops. Which of you will go to Wuzhuang to borrow two packs of cigarettes?"

No more cigarettes.

It's quite uncomfortable.

All the cigarettes in the treasure house of heaven were stolen by thieves, and the cigarettes at the peach banquet were also emptied by Tathagata Buddha.

It’s so fucking funny that today’s Heaven can’t even afford a pack of cigarettes.

The Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing.

This old boy often travels to the lower world on business, and if he is eloquent, he should be able to go out and get two bags back on credit.

"Taibai Jinxing, I will ask you to go down to the lower world and go to Zhenyuan Immortal to lend you two packs of cigarettes."

"Without cigarettes, I feel that the speed of my brain has slowed down a lot, and I cannot make a reasonable strategic layout. This may affect the battle between Heaven and Buddhism."

Taibai Jinxing grimaced. With his cultivation level, how could he have any friendship with Immortal Zhenyuan?

So he thought it would be too much to pay for it on credit.

"Your Majesty, this..."

"Go and talk to Immortal Zhenyuan properly. Don't tell him about the current situation in Heaven. I should be able to give you two packs of cigarettes on credit."

The Jade Emperor's voice became hollow.

No more cigarettes to smoke.

Now he felt as if a cat was scratching his head.

If it weren't for the fact that credit was so embarrassing, he would have gone directly to Immortal Zhenyuan himself.

Taibaijinxing knew that he could not escape from this matter, so he could only accept the imperial edict and go to the lower world.

Before entering Wuzhuang Temple, I was attracted by the aroma of wine.

"Is the holy monk also in Wuzhuang Temple?"

Walking into Wuzhuang Temple, Taibai Jinxing was worried about how to speak to Immortal Zhenyuan, and unexpectedly discovered that Tang San was buried here.

"Hey, isn't this Lao Bai? Why do you have time to come to Wuzhuang to watch?"

Taibai Jinxing tried her best to put on a flattering smile on her face: "Holy Monk, haha... the little immortal is here..."

Tang Sanzong frowned: "What's the matter?"

"You're already old, can you please stop being so disgusting?"

The smile on Taibai Jinxing's face paused, but she still said with a shy face: "Holy Monk, this... His Majesty asked me to come to Wuzhuang Temple because... he wanted to borrow two packs of cigarettes on credit. Can you see if..." (End of chapter)