Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Two packs of cigarettes on credit?

Tang Sanzian's expression suddenly became strange.

What the hell!

Is everything in heaven like this now?

Can’t even afford a pack of cigarettes?

Tang San was buried and didn't even expect that he had just emptied out the Heavenly Court's treasure house and Lingxiao Palace. How could Heavenly Court be so poor?

As the saying goes, a cunning rabbit still has three holes.

In such a huge heaven, are there no other warehouses to store treasures?

But this was really Tang San's overthinking.

The Jade Emperor also didn't expect that with the current status of Heaven, someone in the Three Realms would dare to steal things?

So all the things in Heaven were placed in the Heavenly Treasure House under his butt, and he didn't even think about preparing other warehouses.

"Old Bai, did I hear you correctly? Are you going to come here to get two packs of cigarettes on credit?"

Tang Sanzong pretended to be surprised and said.

"Holy Monk, you heard me right. Your Majesty asked us to lend you two packs of cigarettes on credit."

Taibai Jinxing's face looked a little embarrassed. It was so embarrassing for the majestic Jade Emperor to have to pay for a cigarette just for a cigarette.

"Xiaoxian and Zhenyuan Immortal have no friendship. I heard that the holy monk is the second master of Wuzhuang Temple, and I hope the holy monk can help."

Taibai Jinxing said nice things in a low voice.

On the way to learn the scriptures, he had brushed his face in front of Tang Sanzong several times, so naturally he felt that he had a bad reputation in front of Tang Sanzong.

Compared to Zhenyuan Immortal, it might be easier to ask for Tang San's burial.

But Tang Sanbian said with a serious face: "No, Lao Bai, you also know that Wuzhuangguan has not made any money in so many years, and it is just in its infancy now."

“It’s really hard to get credit for this small business!”

"You guys from Heavenly Family have such a big business, don't you even have money to buy cigarettes?"

Tang Sanzian deliberately showed a suspicious expression on his face and asked: "Does your Heavenly Court want to blackmail Wuzhuang Temple's money?"

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly explained: "Holy monk, please help me. Something unexpected happened in heaven now, so I don't have that much money at the moment. I will give you double the money when I have more money."

Taibaijinxing is not bragging about this.

Even though the heavenly treasure house has been stolen, but such a huge resource must be used after being stolen, right?

As long as others use it, it will be exposed.

When the time comes, Heaven will never spare the thief.

And judging from the current situation, there is a 90% chance that this thief is Buddhist.

Therefore, there is still a high probability that these things in the heavenly treasure house can be returned. When the time comes, it will not be a big deal to give Wuzhuang Guan one or two more treasures!

"Oh? What happened in heaven?"

Tang Sanbian looked at Taibai Jinxing and asked knowingly.

This made Taibai Jinxing look embarrassed. Naturally, the fewer people who knew about such a shameful thing as the heaven being stolen, the better.

Even Taibai Jinxing is still confused at the moment.

It's even hard to accept this reality.

"That... Holy Monk, it's not really a big deal. You see, there are only two packets. Please help me get two packets on credit. I will definitely give them to you as soon as possible when Heavenly Court has them. The Heavenly Family's great cause can be so small. A small amount of money?"

Taibai Jinxing straightened up and blew out the sky.

If Tang Sanzhan didn't know the inside story, he might actually be frightened by these two sentences.

When the Gods were conferred upon the Calamity, so many resources from the three realms were supplied to the Heavenly Court, and it has been prospering until now. It is no exaggeration to say that the Heavenly Court has a great family and a great cause.

It's a pity that now, it is completely gone.

Many years of foundation were wiped out by Tang San.

Today's heaven is so poor that even smoking a cigarette is a problem.

Heavenly Court is now coming here with nothing to show for it.

Tang San was not moved at all, and said with a serious face: "Haha, the Tianting family has a big business and can still come to me to buy cigarettes on credit? Are you kidding me here?"

"What Wuzhuangguan does is a small business, and it has just started. Either you exchange the magic weapon for it, or you leave."

Seeing Taibai Jinxing's sad face, Tang Sanzang sighed, took out a cigarette and handed it to Taibai Jinxing. "Thank you, holy monk. Thank you, holy monk."

Tang San said with sincerity: "Old Bai, we have known each other for more than a day or two. The poor monk remembers that when we were in Shuangcha Ridge, he specially gave you such a good thing as the tiger whip."

"You said that if I had my way, could I not give you credit?"

"The scale of Wuzhuang Temple is incomparable to yours. We have just made some money now, and we still have so many employees to support. This is a big expense."

"Besides, this poor monk is also involved in Buddhism's great mission of learning Buddhist scriptures. Do you think Buddhism ever allocated any money?"

"Do I need to support my apprentices? Do I need to maintain my Hummer? It can be said that life in Wuzhuangguan is not easy now. Can you understand?"

Taibai Jinxing was speechless, and the corner of her mouth couldn't help but twitch.

Do you still want to have an apprentice?

Aren’t your disciples supporting you on this journey of learning?

The biggest expense of Wuzhuangguan is indeed the labor cost. In the past, Wuzhuangguan really had no foundation, but now it has just made some money, and there are indeed a lot of people to support.

Taibai Jinxing sighed: "Holy Monk, I really have no choice. Even if the little immortal has some ideas, he can't ask the Holy Monk to ask for this, right?"

"It's shameful to have to pay on credit. Holy monk, can you give me a package?"

Tang San shook his head like a rattle: "Really not, it's not that this poor monk is stingy, these cigarettes are also in short supply, not to mention they are on credit, Taibai, even if you buy them with money now, you may not be able to buy them in stock. "

"There are still a large number of people who have paid a deposit but haven't received it yet. It's really impossible now."

"If you don't believe it, you can ask Immortal Zhenyuan and see if he can give it to you."

Taibai Jinxing watched Tang San's burial for a long time, without saying a word, he took off on the clouds.

As for finding Immortal Zhenyuan?

Taibai Jinxing gave up immediately. Zhenyuan Immortal and Tang San were so familiar with each other at the Peach Banquet that they almost had to wear a pair of trousers.

Tang San was not even given a cigarette when he was buried, so it would be a shame to go to the Immortal Zhenyuan.

When I came out this time, I felt like I had lost all my dignity.

Fortunately, Tang San also gave him one as a gift. Taking it back could satisfy the Jade Emperor's greed, so he could barely deal with it.

Fly all the way back to Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor sat on the small bench, his eyes shining brightly, looking at him longingly.

As for the other people in the heaven, some couldn't stand and sat cross-legged on the ground.

There is no way, all the tables, chairs and benches are gone.

In the entire Lingxiao Palace, there is only a small bench under the Jade Emperor's butt.

"Your Majesty, I..."

Taibai Jinxing couldn't bear to look at the Jade Emperor's longing eyes.

"Your Majesty, Wuzhuang Temple... does not accept credit."

"Fuck!"

The Jade Emperor cursed and couldn't help asking: "Didn't you talk to him nicely? We'll give it to him when we have it."

Taibai Jinxing said with a depressed face: "I said it, and even said that when we have it, we can give it to them double."

"But they refused, saying that Wuzhuangguan had just started and had never made any money before. Now that we are making some money, we still have to pay employees, and money is tight."

The Jade Emperor frowned tightly, looked at the devastated Lingxiao Palace, and let out a long sigh.

"I, the majestic Jade Emperor of Heaven, can't even afford to smoke."

"Your Majesty, although I didn't get any cigarettes on credit during my trip to the lower world, I did get one back."

Taibai Jinxing tremblingly handed over a cigarette that Tang San had just given to him as a courtesy.

The Jade Emperor's eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly took it, lit it, and took a sip. (End of chapter)