Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

After taking a puff of the cigarette, Jade Emperor suddenly felt that he was no longer so troubled, and even his mind was clearer.

I even feel like my IQ has gone up.

The whole incident of the Peach Banquet began to replay in my mind.

Calm down, must be calm.

The Jade Emperor sat on a small bench, puffing out smoke and feeling that his head was much clearer.

The most urgent task is to find a way to enrich the heaven again.

Now, in his heart, he has determined that this incident was done by Buddhism.

After all, Tathagata Buddha stole the cigarettes at the peach banquet.

Even cigarettes have to be stolen, so it makes sense to steal the treasure trove of heaven behind your back, right?

And at the beginning of this peach feast, everything developed according to my expectations, until the Buddhist monk took out Erguotou.

Ok?

The Jade Emperor's eyes suddenly lit up.

Erguotou!

That's right!

It was because of the appearance of Erguotou that all the participants were drunk, and a large number of people gathered to dance, which caused Taibai Jinxing to gather everyone in Heaven to Yaochi.

It was at this time that the thief ran to Lingxiao Palace and stole the treasure house.

The Jade Emperor felt more and more close to the truth of the matter.

This is a plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain!

No wonder the current Buddha in Buddhism is obviously the Medicine Buddha, but the one sent to attend the peach banquet is Tathagata Buddha.

I wonder if Buddhism is acting with me here?

The plank road is built in the dark but becomes a warehouse in darkness?

On the surface, they are sending people to represent Buddhism at the Yaochi banquet, but secretly they are stealing my heavenly treasure house?

Erguotou was provided by Tang Sanfu, a Buddhist Buddhist scholar. The dance of "Pure Land" was performed by a mermaid recommended by Tathagata Buddha. The cigarettes at the peach banquet were stolen by Tathagata Buddha...

After this series of things were put together, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but shudder.

Calculate!

All this is a Buddhist plan!

The ultimate goal is to ruin the reputation of Heaven and turn all the treasures of Heaven into Buddhist items!

But the Saint of Journey to the West has already spoken for your Buddhism to flourish. Now that the Calamity Tribulation is not over yet, are you so impatient?

Why do you still want to steal my stuff when you have taken advantage of me?

Do you still want me to steal your Buddhist treasure house to make up for the loss?

Ok?

It doesn't seem impossible.

only……

The Jade Emperor's eyes flashed.

Seeing the Jade Emperor deep in thought, no one else present spoke or dared to say anything more.

I was afraid that one word would offend the Jade Emperor.

"Where's Li Jing? Ask him to gather troops and horses. It's been such a long time and he hasn't gathered them yet, okay?"

After the Jade Emperor finished smoking a cigarette, he threw the butt of the cigarette on the ground and stepped on it a few times. He stood up and shouted angrily.

"Your Majesty, my father is still trying to find ways to raise Pegasus mounts. Please wait a little longer."

Nezha stepped on the hot wheel and appeared above the Lingxiao Palace. Looking at the empty hall, he suppressed a smile and replied.

The Jade Emperor's face suddenly became dissatisfied: "We are about to start a war, and you told me that the horse is gone?"

If it hadn't been for Nezha who answered the question, the Jade Emperor would have become angry on the spot and even given him a big mouth.

This guy has already lost his temper before even going to the battlefield. If he actually goes to the battlefield, is there any chance to fight with the enemy?

Nezha snorted coldly and said, "Your Majesty himself should know clearly about the disappearance of the Heavenly Horse."

"I am clear?"

The Jade Emperor pointed at himself in surprise.

"good."

Nezha nodded: "Five hundred years ago, after the Great Sage Dang Bi Ma Wen caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you ordered the dismantling of Tianma Camp, and the person in charge at the time, Fo Bole, was also demoted to the mortal world by you."

"Since then, there has been no Tianma establishment in Heaven."

"Now that His Majesty has rashly sent out troops, my father will naturally need time to raise Pegasus!" The Jade Emperor frowned tightly.

If Nezha hadn't spoken out now, he would have forgotten that such a thing existed.

Because Sun Xingzhe had been Bi Mawen back then, the Jade Emperor was out of sight and out of mind, and he directly eliminated this position from then on.

I thought this position was of little value.

Unexpectedly, this wave of layoffs actually hit the arteries...

It actually affected something as big as the war in heaven.

"Then...how long will it take at the fastest to raise the Pegasus?" The Jade Emperor sighed helplessly.

"From collection to training to full service, it will take almost a month at the fastest."

Nezha gave an estimated time.

After all, now we have to rebuild the Pegasus camp from scratch. It is not just about finding a few Pegasus horses and going to the battlefield. This is not something that can be done in a few days.

One month is already considered fast.

This is still based on the experience and blessing of Tianma Camp in the past. Otherwise, it can be done even if it takes a year, let alone a month.

"It's been a headache for so long."

Hearing this time, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but shake his head and laugh at himself.

Looking at the devastated Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor's mentality collapsed.

Now that there is nothing left, it is impossible to temporarily decorate the Lingxiao Palace.

"Since it still takes some time to raise Pegasus, I will wait for another thirty days. After thirty days, our heavenly court will send troops to attack Buddhism!"

The Jade Emperor tugged on the collar of his dragon robe and felt a little tight in his chest.

"As for going to court in the future... let's just stay in Yaochi first. After we recover the losses from the Heavenly Palace from Buddhism, we can renovate the Lingxiao Palace."

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he turned around and walked out of Lingxiao Palace without caring about the others, heading straight for Yaochi.

He couldn't stay in this place for a moment.

Nether.

Tang Sanbian took Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujin out of Wuzhuang Temple and got on the Hummer.

Zhen Yuanzi stood at the gate of Wuzhuang Temple and said reluctantly: "Brother Tang, after you complete your great mission of learning scriptures, our Wuzhuang Temple will definitely become the number one financial group in the three realms!"

"When the time comes, don't go to Buddhism to be a Buddha, just come directly to our Wuzhuang Temple to be the second temple master. The two of us will be equals and will not be affected by the birdiness of Buddhism!"

Tang Sanzian laughed loudly and waved his hand towards Zhen Yuanzi: "Next time, I will definitely do it next time."

After saying hello, Tang Sanzong rolled up the car window and gently patted the leather seat.

"Aaron, let's set off for Kiwi Mountain in Luzhou, Beiju. Let's continue to learn the scriptures!"

When passing by the small island where Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha were drinking, Tang San Burian made the Hummer stop for a moment.

After confirming that the two bald donkeys were still suffering on the island, Tang Sanzong continued on his way with satisfaction.

On the other side, the pharmacist Buddha from Luzhou Buddhism in Beiju was in a completely opposite mood to Tang San's burial.

Because he found that he had been dancing "Pure Land" with Buddhist people for most of the day, but he didn't get anything valuable from it.

I don’t know if I didn’t move properly or if I didn’t master some tricks.

But in my heart, I paid more attention to this secret method in which the Jade Emperor and Tathagata both appeared in person.

If he cannot master something that can attract the attention of the two great quasi-sages of the three realms, then he, the Buddha’s sect, will have to have a surname above his head!

A week passed in a flash.

Medicine Buddha frowned at the Buddhist morning meeting and asked, "It's been so long, why haven't Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha come back yet?" (End of Chapter)