Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Medicine Buddha is still waiting for Tathagata Buddha to come back and explain his doubts.

Nowadays, it is spread throughout the Three Realms that the "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" at the Peach Banquet is some kind of secret method of cultivation, and now all cultivators are studying it.

Medicine Buddha, as the Buddha's World Honored One, should have taken the advantage of being near the water tower and getting the moon first.

But so many days have passed, where have the Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha gone?

Even if you are a Buddhist-level leader, it is too much to not come to work and clock in for a week in a row, right?

"Deng Deng Ancient Buddha, did Tathagata Buddha ever fail to return to the headquarters for a long time?"

Medicine Buddha looked at the Ancient Buddha of Burning Deng and asked.

The ancient Buddha Ran Deng also shook his head with a puzzled look on his face: "Well... the old monk also feels a little strange. In the past, Tathagata Buddha was very punctual and this kind of situation would never happen."

"Now that Happy Buddha has not come back, perhaps Tathagata Buddha has discovered something and wants the two of us to deal with it together?"

This is the only way the Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng can understand it.

After all, the two quasi-sage-level figures disappeared together. No matter how imaginative the Ancient Buddha was, it was impossible to suspect that something had happened to them.

Regardless of their status.

Who in the Three Realms can make two quasi-sages disappear without anyone noticing?

"Since this is the case, all we can do is wait."

Medicine Buddha recited a Buddhist name, shook his head helplessly, and then looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva.

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, where is that monk Bianji studying for Buddhist scriptures now?"

Tathagata Buddha could not be found, so Medicine Buddha decided to put aside the matter of the Pure Land and refocus his attention on the great cause of seeking scriptures.

After all, this matter is related to the future of Buddhism!

Moonlight Bodhisattva has learned the lessons from the previous times and now pays close attention to Monk Bianji's mission of collecting scriptures.

When Medicine Buddha asked, he immediately said: "Monk Bianji is about to arrive at Yuan Hong's Kiwi Mountain. According to the script, he will accept Yuan Hong as his second disciple."

There is basically no overly complicated plot in this difficulty, and Moonlight Bodhisattva also has confidence in his heart.

As long as the disaster arrangement is concise enough, the possibility of accidents will be smaller!

Now Moonlight Bodhisattva no longer pursues the perfection and rationality of every difficulty. As long as it can be fooled without major problems, Moonlight Bodhisattva will already be burning incense.

"Well, you did a good job and finally caught up with the progress of Tang San's burial."

Medicine Buddha nodded in approval, then took out a tight hoop from his pocket and threw it into Moonlight Bodhisattva's hand.

"This thing is called the Tightening Curse, and it is a magic weapon given by the saint himself."

"Yuan Hong is a monkey among the four monkeys in the world. There are some secrets about the monster clan behind him. Now that the saint has rescued him from the Mountains and Rivers Society Map to participate in the calamity measurement, he must be kept in the hands of Buddhism."

"You find a suitable opportunity to put Yuan Hong in a tight position. Since we can give Monk Bianji a satisfactory apprentice, I, the Buddhist sect, can also control him."

After Medicine Buddha finished speaking, he raised his hand, and a golden light flashed into Moonlight Bodhisattva's mind.

Densely packed scriptures exploded in his mind like a bell, and the contents of the tight mantra were completely engraved in Moonlight Bodhisattva's heart.

"In compliance with the Buddha's decree, I will take care of it immediately."

Moonlight Bodhisattva clenched the tight hoop in his hand and immediately walked out of the Mahavira Hall.

at the same time.

Xiniu Hezhou unknown island.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha were wearing red underpants, no... the red underpants could no longer be seen at this moment, and they looked pitch black from a distance.

The fat on both of their waists has shrunk visibly to the naked eye.

"Ahhhh!"

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha supported each other and could not help but howl in a low voice.

The two of them have been staying on this broken island for half a month, and Erguotou's drunkenness has long passed.

But somehow, the mana never recovered.

So during this half month, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha are just ordinary mortals.

Life is miserable on this deserted island!

After encountering a wolf the night before, the two had to sleep in a tree for the night.

I thought I would be safe in a tree.

But in the middle of the night, a big python crawled over from the tree, which frightened Tathagata Buddha and fell directly from the tree.

There was a big bump on his forehead. The Tathagata Buddha's screams also caused the Dreaming Buddha to be killed from the tree.

Impartial, with a big bump on the back of my head...

The two people hugged each other and cried bitterly all night under the tree. When it dawned the next day, the two people were so hungry that they had to smash all the bones of the mutton leg that they had eaten yesterday and drank it.

It’s impossible not to eat.

I can't stand the hunger.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha both doubted whether they would starve to death on this island.

I don’t know what’s going on with those dumb things in Buddhism.

Since I and Huanxi Buddha haven't gone back, don't they know how to make some calculations?

If he really starved to death here, he and Huanxi Buddha would go to the underworld.

But going to the underworld doesn't matter to Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha.

But it’s a shame.

Even if he was demoted by a saint, he would still be the deputy Buddha of Buddhism!

Starved to death because he had no mana.

Then what face will he have in the Three Realms in the future?

The thoughts of Happy Buddha are similar to those of Tathagata Buddha.

So the two brothers are still struggling on the island.

They are waiting for someone from Buddhism to come.

Tathagata Buddha has also thought deeply about the loss of mana in the past two days. It is very likely that the variables of the journey to the west are intervening.

Starting from the weird "Pure Land" of the Peach Banquet, they fell into the calculation of variables.

I just don’t know who the variable is with so many people at the Peach Banquet?

Tathagata Buddha had no clue.

Right now he was just thinking about how to fill his stomach.

Just a few sheep bones can barely fill a meal. What should I do next?

Ouch~

Another wolf howl was heard in the distance. Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha immediately clenched the tree branches in their hands with a look of defense on their faces.

Fortunately, the target of the wolves was not them, and the sound gradually disappeared.

This made the two men sigh in relief.

But I’m hungry!

The most urgent thing is to get some more food.

As a result, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha started wandering around the beach in their underpants.

They didn't dare to go into the jungle in the distance, so they could only find a way to see if there were any seafood brought by the high tide at the beach.

Fortunately, they were lucky and picked up some small crabs, conches and the like at the beach.

The two of them didn't know what to do with it, so they simply ate it raw.

But I don’t know if it’s because of gastrointestinal problems or because eating it raw contains bacteria.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha began to have stomachaches soon after eating, and then began to feel dizzy.

After pulling for a whole day, both Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha collapsed.

The originally puffy body shrank in a circle at a speed visible to the naked eye because of this.

The two of them were lying on the beach, and they didn't even have the strength to lift their pants.

The two white lumps of flesh have not yet been tanned, and they look like dead animals, stranded on the beach.

Another week passed in a flash.

Seeing that Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha have not returned yet, all the bald donkeys in the Main Hall became nervous. (End of chapter)