Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 51 Are you waiting here for breakfast? (Please collect monthly tickets and reward)
There was an earth-shattering loud noise in the backyard of Wuzhuangguan, which startled Qingfengmingyue and the two little boys who were washing pots and dishes in the kitchen.

"Mingyue, the sound seems a little unusual to you, why don't we go out and have a look?"

Qingfeng put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands with a disturbed expression, rubbed his sore arms and said.

"What can be wrong?"

"Looking at the entire Three Realms, who dares to come to Wuzhuang Temple to cause trouble?!"

Mingyue threw the rag in her hand towards the sink with a depressed look.

The scene of Tang Sanbuying his teacher and his disciples eating ginseng fruit kept popping up in his mind.

Oh shit!

The more you think, the more angry you are!

I have worked so hard to guard the ginseng fruit tree for so many years, but in the end I didn't eat one, so I had to pick it off and give it to outsiders.

Obviously, I am the little baby that Master loves the most!
"Qingfeng, I don't think the monk who came today looks like a good person at all!"

"The ginseng fruit obviously looks like a child under the full moon, but the monk has no mercy at all, and even wants to eat a few more. Do you think this is what the eminent monk said?"

Mingyue's face was full of anger, and she gritted her teeth and said: "I watched them eating ginseng fruits, and I was really... really, stupid! I really want to eat ginseng fruits too!!!"

"Woooooo!!"

Hearing this, Qingfeng's face became even more depressed.

"You think I don't want to eat it. I can tell at a glance that this monk is not a good person. Who is a decent person who goes out and takes a few monsters as apprentices?"

"Damn it, it's not enough to eat the ginseng fruit, I have to wait for them to cook!"

Gan!
Qingfeng's chest heaved up and down, and he was so angry that he punched the stove.

Since he joined Wuzhuang Temple, since when did Qingfeng suffer such grievances?

Still fucking have to cook for people in the middle of the night?

"How about we take advantage of the darkness and go to the backyard to pick a ginseng fruit and eat it. Then we will tell the master that it was the disciple of the Buddhist monk who ate it secretly."

"Anyway, the master also warned us before leaving, this apprentice of Tang Sanzan is not a good person, do you want us to keep an eye on the orchard?"

Mingyue's eyes brightened: "Huh? This is a good idea. We will frame it when we eat it. Anyway, when the monkey made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he stole both the elixir and the flat peach. Now he will steal two more. Ginseng fruit is also very reasonable, right?"

Qingfeng nodded excitedly: "The Lord of the Earth should be asleep now, and when the master comes back, we will put all the responsibility on Tang Sanzan's apprentice!"

The two looked at each other, and immediately went to the room to take out the gold hammer, and tiptoed towards the orchard in the backyard...

At this moment, in the orchard.

"Jie Jie Jie!"

Tang Sanzian looked at the unconscious Lingji Bodhisattva and smiled so much that his mouth almost reached behind his ears.

This Lingji is simply like the good Bodhisattva from the West who gave you a pillow when he fell asleep!

Tang San wiped his bald head: "Disciples, with Lingji Bodhisattva voluntarily resisting the cause and effect of uprooting the tree, let's go back to sleep with peace of mind!"

Zhu Bajie looked at Lingji Bodhisattva, who was holding ginseng fruit in his arms and drooling from the corner of his mouth, and silently mourned for three seconds.

Following the Buddha, I starved for nine meals in three days.

Mix with the master, delicacies of mountains and seas.

Bodhisattva, you have narrowed your path!

The four masters and apprentices carefully prepared the scene of the crime and left quietly.

……

At the same time, Qingfeng and Mingyue, who were holding gold hammers, opened the orchard gate with excitement on their faces.

"When I counted the fruits last time, I saw two ripe fruits, let's eat...eat..."

Before she finished speaking, Qingfeng Mingyue looked at the messy orchard, and her face turned pale instantly!
"Fuck! Fuck!!!"

"Why did the ginseng fruit tree fall?!"

It's over, it's over!

It’s all for you to steal some fruit, how can you pull up the tree? !

Qingfeng Mingyue only felt that her eyes went dark, her legs limp on the ground uncontrollably, she was completely dumbfounded.

"Qingfeng, you... pinch me to see if I'm dreaming..."

Mingyue's lips were trembling with fear.

Qingfeng was also not much better, stretched out her fingers with a frightened expression, and pinched Mingyue's arm...

"Sigh~"

The pain instantly woke Ming Yue up, and she hurriedly took out a communication talisman left by her master.

"Quickly, report it to Master!!"

Motivated by Taoism.

The talisman paper ignited spontaneously without fire, turned into a wisp of green smoke and went straight to the Miluo Palace in the Shangqing Heaven.

Zhen Yuanzi, who had just finished listening to Yuanshi Tianzun's lecture, suddenly received a message from his young apprentice, knowing that it was probably Tang San's master and apprentice who had experienced a disaster in Wuzhuang Temple.

According to what he had negotiated with Lingshan in advance, he would send some ginseng fruits, and Lingshan would return him a sum of merit.

According to the requirements of the script, he gave Tang San's master and apprentice some time to run away, and waited until dawn before stepping into Wuzhuang Temple in a hurry.

"Master! You are back, ginseng fruit... ginseng fruit..." Qingfeng said impatiently.

Zhen Yuanzi smiled slightly: "Is it the matter that the Buddhist scriptures ate a few ginseng fruits?"

"I already know about this, don't blame you!"

Mingyue burst into tears: "Master, it's not that I ate a few fruits, it's... that the ginseng fruit tree was pulled out!"

"what?!"

Zhen Yuanzi's face changed suddenly, and he moved to the backyard in an instant.

Seeing a mess of ginseng fruit trees, Zhen Yuanzi felt that his center of gravity was unstable, and he staggered back a few steps, his eyes were instantly bloodshot!
"A Buddhist scripture collector? This is a fucking Buddhist scripture collector? That's too much!"

At this moment, Zhen Yuanzi only felt that his blood pressure was rising!

"Snapped!"

At this moment, Bodhisattva Lingji, who was thrown into the canopy of the tree, woke up leisurely, and the ginseng fruit in his arms just happened to hit Zhen Yuanzi's head impartially.

"Master, the thief is still on the tree!"

Qingfeng Mingyue saw a monk wearing cassock sitting on the crown of the tree at a glance.

Zhen Yuanzi didn't talk nonsense, he stepped on the ground with his feet and flew to the top of the tree.

"Monk, give me back the fruit tree!" Zhen Yuanzi shouted angrily.

The sound was so loud that Lingji, who was in a daze, jolted and woke up instantly.

"Fruit tree? What kind of fruit tree, I don't know."

Zhen Yuanzi said angrily: "Grass! You are the Lingji Bodhisattva of the Western Paradise? There are all human and material evidences. Even if you are the Tathagata Buddha, you have to give me an explanation today!"

Lingji was dumbfounded.

Totally confused!

"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding! This tree was pulled up by Tang Sanbu's teacher and apprentice, and it has nothing to do with Lingji!!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstood your mother!!"

Looking at the mess in the orchard, Lingji only felt his forehead go cold, and his soul was so frightened that he was about to go to heaven.

be nice...

The Tathagata Buddha sent me to look at the ginseng fruit tree, but the tree didn't notice and put me in it?

Seeing Zhen Yuanzi opening his sleeves, Lingji Bodhisattva's heart went cold.

Quasi holy!

Universe in the sleeves!

Adding these two together, ten Lingji are not enough for Zhen Yuanzi to make a move!

"Since you don't confess, wait for me to arrest that Tang Sanbu teacher and apprentice together, and seek an explanation from the people of the Buddha Kingdom!"

"Then where is Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice now?"

"Reporting to Master, he is nowhere to be found!" Qingfeng replied.

Zhen Yuanzi snorted: "They can't escape!"

After the words fell, Zhen Yuanzi appeared in the sky instantly.

With one step, he has already chased dozens of miles away, and with another step, it is already a hundred miles away, but there is still no trace of Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice.

Zhen Yuanzi did not believe in evil and continued to look for it, but after traveling a thousand miles, he still could not find it.

Zhen Yuanzi was furious, and asked about the situation after returning to the main hall: "When did Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice escape?"

"Returning to Master, Mingyue and I immediately went to check after we heard movement in the backyard last night. We found that the ginseng fruit tree in the courtyard had been pushed down, so we immediately notified Master. It has been a night."

Zhen Yuanzi snorted coldly: "What a cunning Buddhist sect, he actually secretly helped Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice escape, and destroyed my ginseng fruit tree, and the Buddhist sect must pay the price..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a radiant Tang San walking out of the side room of the main hall with his disciples.

"What time is it? Why isn't there dinner yet? Huh? When did you come back, Great Immortal Zhenyuan? Can I have dinner?"

Qingfengmingyue: ...

Jin Yuanzi: ...

No wonder I ran a thousand miles in one breath and couldn't find you, and you didn't run at all?
Still fucking waiting for breakfast here?
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