Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 52 I, Lingji, am the most miserable Bodhisattva in the Western Heaven!
Chapter 52 I, Lingji, am the most miserable Bodhisattva in the Western Heaven!
furious!
It's crazy!
At this moment, Zhen Yuanzi even had an illusion in his heart, could it be that the matter of the ginseng fruit tree really had nothing to do with Tang San's burial of his master and disciple, but the work of Lingji Bodhisattva?
After all, according to the script, if Tang San's master and apprentice stole the fruit, they should have run away early.
The most important thing is, didn’t the script say there was a Lingji Bodhisattva?
Could it be that these people in Lingshan built the plank road openly and secretly crossed into the warehouse?
For a moment, Zhen Yuanzi was a little unsure. After all, Tang San had some friendship with him in his previous life. If he misunderstood him, he would not be able to live with it in terms of face.
After thinking about it for a while, Zhen Yuanzi said: "Tang San's funeral, I thought your master and disciples had left, but unexpectedly you are still in my temple. It just so happens that I don't know something. Did you eat the ginseng fruit in my temple?"
Tang Sanbian laughed and sat down swaggeringly: "Yes, my disciples and I have eaten too much meat along the way these days, and your ginseng fruit is just right to relieve our tiredness..."
The expression on Zhen Yuanzi's face froze, and he said in a cold voice: "Well, you Tang Sanzan, I kindly asked my apprentice to entertain you, and you not only stole my ginseng fruit, but also pulled up my ginseng fruit tree?"
Tang Sanzan stood up, pretending to be annoyed and said, "Zhen Yuanzi, where did you say that?"
"I, Jin Chanzi, was familiar with you in my previous life, so why would I do such a sneaky thing?"
"On the other hand, you know that I have four masters and disciples, but you only give me two fruits. What is your intention?"
Zhen Yuanzi was stunned and opened his mouth slightly.
The Buddhists had agreed to give him these two fruits in order to make Tang San's disciples feel dissatisfied so that they could steal the ginseng fruits.
In this way, he will have the opportunity to take action, complete the difficulty of the pilgrims, and gain the merit of traveling to the west.
But Zhen Yuanzi couldn't directly say this kind of thing.
Tang Sanbian looked at Zhen Yuanzi and didn't wait for him to speak.
The voice changed directly: "However, I, Jin Chanzi, am not a stingy person. I gave you the brocade cassock and the Nine Dragons tin staff that the Tathagata prepared for me, and then I exchanged two more fruits..."
Zhen Yuanzi looked at Qingfeng Mingyue and Qingfeng Mingyue in confusion.
When the two heard Tang San's words, they nodded reluctantly.
Although they were dissatisfied with Tang Sanzan from the bottom of their hearts, this matter was indeed true.
Zhen Yuanzi became even more puzzled.
Could it be that I really wronged Tang San and buried him?
I saw Tang Sanbian ask again: "I wonder who the Immortal Zhenyuan is who slandered me and said that I, the golden cicada, stole the ginseng fruit and uprooted your ginseng fruit tree?"
"This person has provoked our friendship that has lasted for thousands of years. He has ulterior motives and is extremely evil!"
Tang Sanbian spoke with such righteousness that Zhen Yuanzi's face turned slightly red, and he even felt a little embarrassed.
Look at their layout!
I gave him two fruits. Not only was he not angry, but he exchanged his most precious things for the fruits.
I still doubt my old friend.
I... I am so fucking inhuman!
Sun Xingzhe and Monk Zhu Bajiesha gave a thumbs up in their hearts when they saw their master lying without blushing.
No wonder someone can become a master.
It's a set of tricks to deceive a quasi-sage!
Zhen Yuanzi waved his sleeves with an embarrassed expression, and the confused Lingji Bodhisattva was thrown out.
"Lingji Bodhisattva, you said that this ginseng fruit tree was plucked by the master and apprentice who buried Tang San. Do you have any evidence?"
Lingji Bodhisattva was released, and before he could take a breath, he met Zhen Yuanzi's cold eyes.
He was so frightened that he hurriedly said, "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, you know me. I am Lingshan Bodhisattva. Monks don't lie."
Zhen Yuanzi looked at Tang San's burial again.
"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, you know me. I, Jin Chanzi, lived in the wilderness back then, relying on my courage to act."
!!!
Zhen Yuanzi suppressed the anger in his heart, and looked at Lingji Bodhisattva with cold eyes.
"Lingji Bodhisattva, I saw you with my own eyes today, holding a ginseng fruit and lying on the ginseng fruit tree, sleeping soundly. How do you explain this?"
I heard Zhen Yuanzi ask about this.
Bodhisattva Lingji immediately looked at Tang Sanzan, even with a hint of grievance on his face.
why?
Why do I have to be tricked by Senior Brother Jin Chanzi every time! !
"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, I said that I was stunned by Jin Chanzi's drug, and then I was thrown on a ginseng fruit tree, do you believe me?"
Lingji Bodhisattva took a deep breath and looked at Zhen Yuanzi cautiously.
Passed out by drugs?
Zhen Yuanzi stared at Lingji Bodhisattva as if he were a fool.
"Come and tell me, is there any drug in the Three Realms that can stun a master of the Golden Immortal or Bodhisattva state?"
"Still fainting all night long?!"
"Did you fucking think that the ancestor of my majestic earth immortal is a fool?"
"I, this...I..." Lingji Bodhisattva was stunned, and for a moment he had no words to refute.
Tang Sanzun looked at Zhen Yuanzi, and took the opportunity to make up the knife: "Do you believe it or not?"
Zhen Yuanzi snorted coldly: "I don't believe it!"
Tang Sanyan: "I don't believe it either, this is just like making up lies!"
Zhen Yuanzi: "This is fucking nonsense!"
Feeling Zhen Yuanzi's icy aura, Lingji felt like mud fell into his crotch, it was either shit or shit.
His whole body was sluggish at this moment.
Until now, he only had one sentence in his mind: Go to the West to invite Tathagata Buddha!
Baby Lingji is so tired.
In the future, he, Lingji, will not be involved in anything related to Jin Chanzi.
If there is a future...
Zhen Yuanzi's veins jumped, and a powerful wave of resentment soared into the sky, directly sucking Lingji Bodhisattva into his sleeves and robes.
"Wow, wow!"
"Good luck to you Lingji Bodhisattva, good to you Lingshan Buddhism!"
"My Zhen Yuanzi used the ginseng fruit tree to nourish the aura of Xiniu and Hezhou, which can be regarded as indirectly helping you Lingshan a lot!"
"I didn't expect you Lingshan to dare to tease me about this journey to the west!"
"Is it because I, Zhen Yuanzi, can no longer lift the knife, or is your spiritual mountain floating?"
"Today, I'm going to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to see if the Bodhisattva under her hands can manage well!"
Zhen Yuanzi waved his big sleeves, soared into the sky, and flew directly towards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea.
Tang San's burial immediately activated the demon heart seed and contacted Guanyin Bodhisattva who was thousands of miles away.
"Guanyin, Lingji pulled up Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit tree, now Zhenyuanzi is looking for you, listen to my advice, you can't handle this matter, let him go directly to Laizi!"
???
Guanyin: Absolutely amazing!
God damn Lingji pulled up the ginseng fruit tree.
"Thanks for letting me know, I'll go out and hide for two days..."
She just donated 800 million merit to Tathagata, and now Lingshan has cut down the merit expenditure to save the ginseng fruit tree.
Zhen Yuanzi came to your door, I, Guanyin, have no food left to save your fruit trees!
Lingji, oh Lingji, a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor Taoist.
It’s not that I, Guanyin, am not loyal enough, it’s just that I, Guanyin, can’t handle this!
……
South China Sea Purple Bamboo Forest.
Zhen Yuanzi shouted angrily: "Wuzhuang Guanzhen Yuanzi, I came here to pay a visit to Guanyin!"
Mu Zha rushed out to greet him: "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, the Bodhisattva is not in the Purple Bamboo Forest at this time."
Zhen Yuanzi was confused: "Aren't you here?"
"Bodhisattva went out today and has not returned. If Immortal Zhenyuan has something to do, Mu Zha can tell it to you when Bodhisattva returns..."
Zhen Yuanzi is so angry now, how can he wait for others to tell him?
He directly stretched out his palm and counted his fingers, but found no trace of Guanyin.
Can't find any trace of Guanyin, his dignified quasi-sage?
Zhen Yuanzi pinched his fingers again, but still failed to calculate...
finger pinch.
finger pinch.
Pinch your fingers again!
Pinch...Pinch you to paralysis!
If a monk can escape but cannot escape from the temple, I will go directly to Lingshan Mountain to confront Tathagata face to face!
Please collect it, recommend monthly tickets, and give rewards! ! !
(End of this chapter)
furious!
It's crazy!
At this moment, Zhen Yuanzi even had an illusion in his heart, could it be that the matter of the ginseng fruit tree really had nothing to do with Tang San's burial of his master and disciple, but the work of Lingji Bodhisattva?
After all, according to the script, if Tang San's master and apprentice stole the fruit, they should have run away early.
The most important thing is, didn’t the script say there was a Lingji Bodhisattva?
Could it be that these people in Lingshan built the plank road openly and secretly crossed into the warehouse?
For a moment, Zhen Yuanzi was a little unsure. After all, Tang San had some friendship with him in his previous life. If he misunderstood him, he would not be able to live with it in terms of face.
After thinking about it for a while, Zhen Yuanzi said: "Tang San's funeral, I thought your master and disciples had left, but unexpectedly you are still in my temple. It just so happens that I don't know something. Did you eat the ginseng fruit in my temple?"
Tang Sanbian laughed and sat down swaggeringly: "Yes, my disciples and I have eaten too much meat along the way these days, and your ginseng fruit is just right to relieve our tiredness..."
The expression on Zhen Yuanzi's face froze, and he said in a cold voice: "Well, you Tang Sanzan, I kindly asked my apprentice to entertain you, and you not only stole my ginseng fruit, but also pulled up my ginseng fruit tree?"
Tang Sanzan stood up, pretending to be annoyed and said, "Zhen Yuanzi, where did you say that?"
"I, Jin Chanzi, was familiar with you in my previous life, so why would I do such a sneaky thing?"
"On the other hand, you know that I have four masters and disciples, but you only give me two fruits. What is your intention?"
Zhen Yuanzi was stunned and opened his mouth slightly.
The Buddhists had agreed to give him these two fruits in order to make Tang San's disciples feel dissatisfied so that they could steal the ginseng fruits.
In this way, he will have the opportunity to take action, complete the difficulty of the pilgrims, and gain the merit of traveling to the west.
But Zhen Yuanzi couldn't directly say this kind of thing.
Tang Sanbian looked at Zhen Yuanzi and didn't wait for him to speak.
The voice changed directly: "However, I, Jin Chanzi, am not a stingy person. I gave you the brocade cassock and the Nine Dragons tin staff that the Tathagata prepared for me, and then I exchanged two more fruits..."
Zhen Yuanzi looked at Qingfeng Mingyue and Qingfeng Mingyue in confusion.
When the two heard Tang San's words, they nodded reluctantly.
Although they were dissatisfied with Tang Sanzan from the bottom of their hearts, this matter was indeed true.
Zhen Yuanzi became even more puzzled.
Could it be that I really wronged Tang San and buried him?
I saw Tang Sanbian ask again: "I wonder who the Immortal Zhenyuan is who slandered me and said that I, the golden cicada, stole the ginseng fruit and uprooted your ginseng fruit tree?"
"This person has provoked our friendship that has lasted for thousands of years. He has ulterior motives and is extremely evil!"
Tang Sanbian spoke with such righteousness that Zhen Yuanzi's face turned slightly red, and he even felt a little embarrassed.
Look at their layout!
I gave him two fruits. Not only was he not angry, but he exchanged his most precious things for the fruits.
I still doubt my old friend.
I... I am so fucking inhuman!
Sun Xingzhe and Monk Zhu Bajiesha gave a thumbs up in their hearts when they saw their master lying without blushing.
No wonder someone can become a master.
It's a set of tricks to deceive a quasi-sage!
Zhen Yuanzi waved his sleeves with an embarrassed expression, and the confused Lingji Bodhisattva was thrown out.
"Lingji Bodhisattva, you said that this ginseng fruit tree was plucked by the master and apprentice who buried Tang San. Do you have any evidence?"
Lingji Bodhisattva was released, and before he could take a breath, he met Zhen Yuanzi's cold eyes.
He was so frightened that he hurriedly said, "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, you know me. I am Lingshan Bodhisattva. Monks don't lie."
Zhen Yuanzi looked at Tang San's burial again.
"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, you know me. I, Jin Chanzi, lived in the wilderness back then, relying on my courage to act."
!!!
Zhen Yuanzi suppressed the anger in his heart, and looked at Lingji Bodhisattva with cold eyes.
"Lingji Bodhisattva, I saw you with my own eyes today, holding a ginseng fruit and lying on the ginseng fruit tree, sleeping soundly. How do you explain this?"
I heard Zhen Yuanzi ask about this.
Bodhisattva Lingji immediately looked at Tang Sanzan, even with a hint of grievance on his face.
why?
Why do I have to be tricked by Senior Brother Jin Chanzi every time! !
"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, I said that I was stunned by Jin Chanzi's drug, and then I was thrown on a ginseng fruit tree, do you believe me?"
Lingji Bodhisattva took a deep breath and looked at Zhen Yuanzi cautiously.
Passed out by drugs?
Zhen Yuanzi stared at Lingji Bodhisattva as if he were a fool.
"Come and tell me, is there any drug in the Three Realms that can stun a master of the Golden Immortal or Bodhisattva state?"
"Still fainting all night long?!"
"Did you fucking think that the ancestor of my majestic earth immortal is a fool?"
"I, this...I..." Lingji Bodhisattva was stunned, and for a moment he had no words to refute.
Tang Sanzun looked at Zhen Yuanzi, and took the opportunity to make up the knife: "Do you believe it or not?"
Zhen Yuanzi snorted coldly: "I don't believe it!"
Tang Sanyan: "I don't believe it either, this is just like making up lies!"
Zhen Yuanzi: "This is fucking nonsense!"
Feeling Zhen Yuanzi's icy aura, Lingji felt like mud fell into his crotch, it was either shit or shit.
His whole body was sluggish at this moment.
Until now, he only had one sentence in his mind: Go to the West to invite Tathagata Buddha!
Baby Lingji is so tired.
In the future, he, Lingji, will not be involved in anything related to Jin Chanzi.
If there is a future...
Zhen Yuanzi's veins jumped, and a powerful wave of resentment soared into the sky, directly sucking Lingji Bodhisattva into his sleeves and robes.
"Wow, wow!"
"Good luck to you Lingji Bodhisattva, good to you Lingshan Buddhism!"
"My Zhen Yuanzi used the ginseng fruit tree to nourish the aura of Xiniu and Hezhou, which can be regarded as indirectly helping you Lingshan a lot!"
"I didn't expect you Lingshan to dare to tease me about this journey to the west!"
"Is it because I, Zhen Yuanzi, can no longer lift the knife, or is your spiritual mountain floating?"
"Today, I'm going to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to see if the Bodhisattva under her hands can manage well!"
Zhen Yuanzi waved his big sleeves, soared into the sky, and flew directly towards the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea.
Tang San's burial immediately activated the demon heart seed and contacted Guanyin Bodhisattva who was thousands of miles away.
"Guanyin, Lingji pulled up Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit tree, now Zhenyuanzi is looking for you, listen to my advice, you can't handle this matter, let him go directly to Laizi!"
???
Guanyin: Absolutely amazing!
God damn Lingji pulled up the ginseng fruit tree.
"Thanks for letting me know, I'll go out and hide for two days..."
She just donated 800 million merit to Tathagata, and now Lingshan has cut down the merit expenditure to save the ginseng fruit tree.
Zhen Yuanzi came to your door, I, Guanyin, have no food left to save your fruit trees!
Lingji, oh Lingji, a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor Taoist.
It’s not that I, Guanyin, am not loyal enough, it’s just that I, Guanyin, can’t handle this!
……
South China Sea Purple Bamboo Forest.
Zhen Yuanzi shouted angrily: "Wuzhuang Guanzhen Yuanzi, I came here to pay a visit to Guanyin!"
Mu Zha rushed out to greet him: "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, the Bodhisattva is not in the Purple Bamboo Forest at this time."
Zhen Yuanzi was confused: "Aren't you here?"
"Bodhisattva went out today and has not returned. If Immortal Zhenyuan has something to do, Mu Zha can tell it to you when Bodhisattva returns..."
Zhen Yuanzi is so angry now, how can he wait for others to tell him?
He directly stretched out his palm and counted his fingers, but found no trace of Guanyin.
Can't find any trace of Guanyin, his dignified quasi-sage?
Zhen Yuanzi pinched his fingers again, but still failed to calculate...
finger pinch.
finger pinch.
Pinch your fingers again!
Pinch...Pinch you to paralysis!
If a monk can escape but cannot escape from the temple, I will go directly to Lingshan Mountain to confront Tathagata face to face!
Please collect it, recommend monthly tickets, and give rewards! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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