Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 53 Zhen Yuanzi makes a fuss at Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan

Lingshan Daleiyin Temple.

The sudden cracking of the Dark Demon Land has made Tathagata worried about Zhongzhong for the past two days, and he feels a little listless at work every day.

Fortunately, the donations from Lingshan workers have reshaped the meritorious golden lotus, and now it seems that there is no major problem for the time being.

But why the Golden Lotus of Merit withered for no reason, Tathagata checked it carefully and couldn't find out the reason.

After the morning meeting today, Tathagata is preparing to go back to sleep.

Zhen Yuanzi's voice sounded like thunder, coming from outside the Great Leiyin Temple.

"I, Yuanzi Wuzhuang Guanzhen, come to Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan to ask for an explanation!"

After Zhen Yuanzi reported his name, he walked in angrily without waiting for a reply from the person inside.

The little novice monk who was guarding the door bravely said: "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, please allow me to report to the Buddha..."

"Fuck off!"

Zhen Yuanzi waved his sleeves and robe, and the little novice monk was sent flying out.

Tathagata frowned, sat up straight on the altar and asked, "Why is Zhenyuan Daxian free to come to Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan today?"

Although Tathagata is the Buddha of Lingshan, he has to pay attention to Zhen Yuanzi, a veteran quasi-sage.

After all, the title of Earth Immortal Ancestor was earned by Zhen Yuanzi at a real price, and he was one of the top big guys in the three realms.

The bursts of Sanskrit sounds in Daleiyin Temple calmed Zhen Yuanzi's restless heart slightly.

"Tathagata, although I, Zhen Yuanzi, don't have a deep relationship with your Buddhist sect, I still respect the Buddhist sect quite a lot!"

Zhen Yuanzi breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "But you Buddhists are too much!"

"I'm here today to seek an explanation for the ginseng fruit tree!"

Tathagata, as the chief planner of Journey to the West, naturally knew the catastrophe of ginseng fruit. To be on the safe side, he specially sent Lingji Bodhisattva to stay at Wuzhuang Temple.

With a bodhisattva stationed there watching, the Tathagata is confident that nothing will go wrong.

Zhen Yuanzi is coming here now. Could it be that he has some opinions about the distribution of merits and wants to increase the price temporarily?
The raw rice has been cooked, can I, Lingshan, distribute the merits I have obtained?
A trace of ridicule flashed in Tathagata's eyes, and the old god said in a constant voice: "Zhenyuan Great Immortal, we have discussed this disaster in Wuzhuang Temple in advance, and it is already a destiny disaster..."

"God decides your mother!"

???

Tathagata's face froze immediately, his temples throbbed, and when he saw Zhen Yuanzi with a livid face, he always felt that he was about to say something extraordinary.

Before Tathagata could speak, Zhen Yuanzi yelled angrily, "I will cooperate with Tianding Xixi Daxing, and I would like to provide some ginseng fruit to cooperate with you, but you fucking pulled out the ginseng fruit tree behind my back!"

Pulled out? !
The ginseng fruit tree was uprooted? !

Tathagata's eyes widened suddenly, and at this moment he only felt his brain buzzing.

As for what Zhen Yuanzi said later, he didn't listen to a single word.

Didn't Lingji already have arrangements to go to Wuzhuang Temple to watch?

Why can ginseng fruit trees be pulled out?
This is not scientific! !

Tathagata bit the bullet and said, "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, this matter is quite strange. I have arranged for Bodhisattva Lingji to come to your Wuzhuang temple to protect the ginseng fruit tree. I will call Bodhisattva Lingji to come and inquire about it."

Ask Lingji Bodhisattva?

Zhen Yuanzi laughed out of anger.

Are you still playing with me here?

Zhen Yuanzi snorted coldly: "Tathagata, what are you pretending to do with me now? If you hadn't secretly instigated him, Lingji would dare to pull out my ginseng fruit tree?"

Lingji pulling up trees?

Tathagata's face was full of question marks: "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, how can such a big matter be joked?"

"Lingji is my Lingshan Bodhisattva. Although you are the ancestor of the earthly immortals, you cannot slander my Buddhist Bodhisattva out of thin air!"

If you want to say that the monkey grandson can do this, you will receive a letter from Tathagata.

But you said that Lingji pulled up your tree.

It's so outrageous!
Zhen Yuanzi said angrily: "Tathagata, I think you won't cry when you don't see the coffin! I also brought this Lingji, and today we will face to face here. I see what else you have to say!"

Zhen Yuanzi waved his sleeves and the depressed Lingji Bodhisattva was thrown into the main hall of the Great Leiyin Temple.

Seeing the Tathagata Buddha on the altar, Bodhisattva Lingji's eyes immediately became wet.

"Buddha, please let Buddha be the master for me!"

The Tathagata frowned and asked: "Lingji Bodhisattva, I asked you to go to the Wuzhuang to look at the ginseng fruit tree guarding Zhenyuan Immortal. Why did things go wrong?"

Lingji knew the seriousness of the matter, and knelt down on the ground with a plop.

She complained with runny noses and tears: "Buddha, it's not that I, Lingji, am irresponsible, it's just that Tang San's burial was too cunning. I saw their master and disciple trying to uproot the tree, so I hurriedly stepped in to stop him."

"But who would have thought that Tang Sanzong got the intoxicating drug from somewhere, knocked me out and threw me on the tree..."

"Buddha! I really didn't pull out that ginseng tree. You have to make the decision for me!"

Tathagata was silent for two seconds, looked at Zhen Yuanzi and said, "Great Immortal Zhen Yuan, you can see that this matter is indeed not Lingji..."

Zhen Yuanzi immediately interrupted him and cursed loudly: "I am not your grandma, an infinite deity. Tell me what kind of drug can confuse Daluo Jinxian for one night?"

"Are you fucking singing oboe with me here?"

"Tang Sanbu's Jin Chanzi in his previous life was my best friend, how could he plan on me, a ginseng fruit tree?"

Holding the book on the ground, Zhen Yuanzi soared into the air: "You Buddhist Lingshan, you are too deceitful!"

Even if it is determined that the West will prosper this day, your Lingshan Mountain has not yet risen, so you are eyeing my ginseng fruit tree?

If you really allow you to prosper, will my Wuzhuang Temple be dug up and built into a temple by you?

Zhenyuanzi's mana surged, and Tathagata hurriedly unleashed a magic weapon to parry: "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, please be safe and don't be impatient, be safe and don't be impatient!"

"I'll give your grandma a leg!"

"If you save my ginseng fruit tree today, it's fine. If you can't save me, I will demolish your Daleiyin Temple!"

numb!

Tathagata is completely numb at the moment!

The ginseng fruit tree is the spiritual root of heaven and earth. If it is pulled out and you want to be resurrected, it will take a lot of merit.

If it is placed in the Dark Demon Land before there is no problem, Tathagata will take it out after gritting his teeth.

After all, among the three realms today, it is his Lingshan that has the most incense and merit.

But how can Lingshan have any extra merits for Zhen Yuanzi to save the fruit tree now?
"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, there is no extra merit in Lingshan now. When the heaven comes and the merit comes at the end of the journey to the west, I will definitely save the ginseng fruit tree for you. What do you think?"

The book in Zhen Yuanzi's hand suddenly became shiny: "Bullshit! By the time the journey to the West is over, all my ginseng and fruit trees will be used as firewood!"

"If you don't show enough merit to save my ginseng fruit tree today, I, Zhen Yuanzi, will kill the Buddha in the West today!"

Waiting for your Buddhist promise, what's the difference between that and an empty-handed white wolf?
Not to mention anything else, just the bad checks written by the two saints in your family, the merits of the loan and sanctification have not been repaid yet.

After Journey to the West is over and the merits of Heaven and Dao are repaid, can I still be left as Zhen Yuanzi?

Seeing Zhen Yuanzi's anger soaring to the sky, Tathagata looked at Lingji Bodhisattva kneeling in the hall, and a fierce look suddenly burst into his eyes.

"Lingji Bodhisattva, I asked you to help Zhenyuan Immortal guard the ginseng fruit trees, but I didn't expect you to guard the ginseng fruit trees and steal them yourself. You are simply smearing my Lingshan Mountain!"

"Today, with your Bodhisattva fruit status, I will return Zhenyuan Great Immortal's ginseng fruit tree!"

There are lasers in the eyes of the Tathagata!
"Fuck!"

Lingji instantly felt a breath of death coming out of the Tianling Gai. He was so frightened that he didn't even have time to shout the Buddha's name and just cursed.

The laser shot at Lingji instantly, and the majestic Lingji Bodhisattva of the Golden Immortal level turned into a ray of merit before he even had time to resist!
"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, the merits of this Bodhisattva status are enough to save the ginseng fruit tree. Can you please give me some face and let this matter be over..."

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