Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Bai Hetongzi looked at Monk Bianji who was lying on the ground, his body becoming stiff, and he was completely dumbfounded.

Although he just said that if Monk Bianji died, he would immediately find Moonlight Bodhisattva.

But that's just talk.

I didn't want to really let him die.

But now...

The scene that happened before him forced him to accept this reality.

Yuan Hong also looked at Monk Bianji in confusion and said in disbelief: "He, he, he...how could he be dead?"

"I've obviously stopped reciting the tightening curse, haven't I?"

Yuan Hong scratched his head with a puzzled look on his face and explained to Baihe Boy: "Believe me, I just want to teach him a lesson. I really don't want to kill him directly."

Bai Hetongzi took a deep breath: "I understand what you are saying. Sometimes I also want to kill him."

"But now he is indeed dead..."

"Master is a Buddhist scripture learner after all, not an ordinary person. Fortunately, I have experience in this field."

"Let's do this. You guard his body here, and I will go to the Mahavira Hall now to find Moonlight Bodhisattva to come and save him."

Bai Hetongzi was slightly nervous for a few seconds and then quickly calmed down.

Monk Bianji didn't die once or twice.

The more times you do it, the more you gain experience.

After exchanging a few words with Yuan Hong, the White Crane boy hurriedly flapped his wings and flew towards the Buddhist gate.

And at this moment, high in the sky.

An old man in Taoist robes and a child in a bellyband were smiling and looking at the scene happening below, with a satisfied expression on their faces.

This person is none other than Taishang Laojun of Tushita Palace, and the person standing next to him is naturally Red Boy.

"Laojun, if Monk Bianji is killed like this, will there be any problems?"

Hong Hai'er asked worriedly.

Previously, Laojun arranged for him to go down to the lower realm to check Monk Bianji's pilgrimage route, and learned that he was about to pass through the Kiwi Mountain.

Taishang Laojun secretly stared at this place.

After all, the economy in Tushita Palace is now tight, and he must find ways to increase revenue and reduce expenditure.

It's easy to talk about cutting costs, but at worst, you can tighten your belt and get by.

But how much money can be saved by reducing expenditure?

The bulk has to be open source!

As for how to open source...

Since the last time Moonlight Bodhisattva went to his Tushita Palace to exchange for the Nine Turns Golden Pill, Taishang Laojun had found a way.

This source naturally comes from Monk Bianji!

Anyway, no matter how many times he dies, Buddhism must save him and he must be saved!

And the most convenient and quickest life-saving method in the world is Taishang Laojun's Nine Turns Golden Pill.

So he was waiting here just to wait for an accident that would bring Monk Bianji to death.

If you have a chance, go for it, even if you don't have a chance to create an opportunity, go for it!

This method is similar to scattering nails near a car repair shop.

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and said nonchalantly: "Now that the Three Realms are in the midst of a calamity on the journey to the west, no one can deduce that it was us."

"Besides, what if the Buddhists see some clues?"

"Don't they want to come to me to buy the Nine Transformations Golden Pill in the future?"

Hong Hai'er couldn't help but give Taishang Laojun a thumbs up: "Laojun, this trick of yours is amazing!"

"Basic exercises should not be six."

Taking advantage of Laojun's happiness, Honghai'er immediately said: "Laojun, I have basically remembered your operation this time. Otherwise, I will take action next time the Bianji monk is in trouble..."

Taishang Laojun's expression suddenly changed, and he said seriously: "You see you are in a hurry."

"This Monk Bianji is related to the wealth of our Tushita Palace. If it goes wrong, it will be difficult to find another Buddhist victim."

"It's safe to do it myself."

Taishang Laojun said in a deep voice: "White Crane Boy has already gone to find Moonlight Bodhisattva. He will arrive at Tushita Palace in a short time. Let's go back first."

An old man and a young man disappeared above the auspicious clouds.

In fact, Monk Bianji is not the only one who can be taken advantage of by Buddhists.

After all, Buddhism now has two Buddhist scripture collectors, but to do something about Tang San's burial...

Taishang Laojun thinks that he still wants to live for a few more years and does not want all the Nine Transformations Golden Elixir to be used on himself.

So all things considered, there is only one Bianji monk left.

……

at the same time.

The two saints Jieyin and Zhunti in the depths of chaos are currently worrying about Tathagata Buddha.

"Brother, what do you think about this matter?"

Saint Zhunti kept calculating the news about Tathagata Buddha and Joyous Buddha, but no matter how hard he tried, he could never find any clues. Even he began to wonder if something really happened.

The saint said with an unhappy expression: "In my opinion, this must be the intervention of variables in the calamity of the journey to the west."

“I just don’t know where this variable comes from.”

"But to achieve this, a quasi-sage is definitely not enough, so the demon clan and the Confucian Academy can basically be ruled out."

Saint Zhunti nodded in approval.

"Then this variable should be caused by Saint Tongtian and Yuanshi Tianzun. Both of them seem to have motives..."

The Holy Saint sighed.

If these two saints had taken action secretly, with his and his junior brother's methods, they might not be able to discover anything.

Although there are six saints in the ancient world, there are also differences between saints. The two of them are responsible for the bottom among the six saints.

"Although there is no trace of Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha, one thing is for sure, they are not dead."

"It should be that he is trapped in a place where the secret has been deceived."

The Holy Sage made a judgment.

If Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha died, he would be able to sense such a major event no matter what.

Saint Zhunti nodded and said immediately: "But now the Journey to the West is at a critical moment. The sudden loss of two quasi-sages in Buddhism will probably affect the operation of Buddhism."

"In my opinion, it would be better to summon Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others back to the Main Hall."

Previously, the relationship between Tathagata Buddha, Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva was very tense.

But at that time, Tathagata was the Buddha's World Honored One after all, and it was not easy for them to interfere in these matters, so Zhunti and Jieyin turned a blind eye and let it pass.

But now Tathagata Buddha has disappeared...

If you are still considering other things, let's get some capable people for Buddhism to come over first.

"Junior brother's words make sense. Let's arrange for Medicine Buddha to do this. Journey to the West and measuring calamities is important. Buddhism cannot be empty."

The Holy Sage nodded, then closed his eyes and didn't want to talk anymore.

The whole chaos fell silent again.

Buddhism headquarters, Mahavira Hall.

Medicine Buddha is sitting on the Buddha bed on the high platform, with the cigarette in his mouth never breaking.

The entire Main Hall was filled with smoke, and the smell of second-hand smoke was everywhere.

The bald donkeys in the Main Hall have lost weight in the past few days, but there is no trace of Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha.

Who would believe this if told?

The dignified Buddhist sect has actually lost two Buddhas, one of whom is the Vice Buddha of Buddhism?

The atmosphere in the entire Main Hall was a bit dull, and no one spoke.

But privately, many people have their own ideas.

Some people are even wondering whether something happened to Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha.

After all, so many days have passed without any news at all.

Even the two Buddhist saints did not speculate on their traces!

"Is there any news about Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha?"

Medicine Buddha asked out of habit.

Everyone in the hall shook their heads.

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from outside the hall.

"Baihe, a Buddhist disciple, asks to see Moonlight Bodhisattva!"

Hearing this voice, the eyes of everyone in the hall moved slightly, especially Moonlight Bodhisattva, who suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

After the announcement, the boy Baihe walked into the Main Hall with an anxious expression. As soon as he entered the door, he hurriedly came to the Moonlight Bodhisattva.

With previous lessons.

The White Crane Boy was going to tell the Moonlight Bodhisattva secretly about Monk Bianji.

But that's not even waiting for him to speak.

The Medicine Buddha on the high platform said with an unhappy expression: "We have arrived at the Mahavira Hall. What secrets do you still have to hide from me?"

White Crane Boy was immediately embarrassed and looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva for help.

Moonlight Bodhisattva quickly went over the details of the Kiwi Mountain difficulty in his mind and thought that everything he arranged was very reasonable.

There will definitely be no accidents, so he nodded confidently: "Bai He, if you have anything to say, just say it in front of the World Honored One."

"We all work for Buddhism, there are no secrets."

White Crane Boy looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva and whispered uncertainly: "Bodhisattva, are you sure you want me to speak in public?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva nodded confidently: "Say it, say it out loud!"

Baihe Boy took a deep breath and said to everyone in the hall: "Monk Bianji...Monk Bianji is dead again!" (End of Chapter)