Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Monk Bianji died again!"

When Bai Hetongzi's words rang out, the entire Daxiong Hall fell into an eerie silence.

It wasn't until the half of the cigarette butt in Medicine Buddha's mouth burned his lips that he suddenly woke up.

"You...you mean Monk Bianji died again?"

Medicine Buddha couldn't believe what he heard and asked again.

The anxiety on Bai Hetong's face could not be faked, and he nodded hurriedly: "Reporting to the Buddha, Monk Bianji is indeed dead again."

"Now that my physical body is under Yuan Hong's care, I flew to the Main Hall to seek help from Moonlight Bodhisattva."

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who was standing opposite the White Crane Boy, could no longer hear clearly what the White Crane Boy was saying.

He only felt that his mind was confused, and then his vision went black and he fell straight down.

If White Crane Boy hadn't had quick eyesight and quick hands, Moonlight Bodhisattva would have been smashed to the ground.

"This……"

White Crane Boy was dumbfounded, holding Moonlight Bodhisattva in his arms and looking at a loss.

He came to Moonlight Bodhisattva for rescue.

How come Moonlight Bodhisattva fell to the ground first before things were done?

But there are still sensible people in the hall.

Someone shouted on the spot: "Quick, quick, quick, Moonlight Bodhisattva is suffering from cerebral thrombosis, an old habit!"

"Hurry up and lay Moonlight Bodhisattva down on the ground. It's easy to cause problems if you hold him like this."

Hearing this, the White Crane Boy hurriedly laid the Moonlight Bodhisattva flat on the ground.

But at this moment, his mind was also confused.

Moonlight Bodhisattva has cerebral thrombosis?

Is this a fucking old habit?

This...is this definitely a disease that gods and bodhisattvas can get?

But seeing that everyone else in the hall didn't look like they were joking, Baihe Tongzi didn't dare to say anything.

The Medicine Buddha on the high platform sighed and shook his head helplessly.

Immediately, he raised his hand and another ray of Buddha light enveloped Moonlight Bodhisattva.

Sure enough, another blockage was found in a blood vessel in his head.

Medicine Buddha gently used his magic power to help him open his blood vessels.

The last time Moonlight Bodhisattva suffered a cerebral thrombosis, this was what he did.

It's just that the blockage is different this time.

After some treatment by Medicine Buddha, Moonlight Bodhisattva, who was lying on the ground, slowly woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes and saw the face of Baihe Boy, Moonlight Bodhisattva twitched twice in excitement.

Damn the arrogant monk!

Learning from the Eighty-one Difficulties, you have to torture me no matter how difficult it is!

Isn't it written in the script that the Buddhist scripture seeker will go through tribulations to obtain the true scripture?

Why am I going through hardships now?

I'm already a fucking Bodhisattva and I've already endured the suffering I deserve. Why are you still torturing me?

Moonlight Bodhisattva is really crying without tears at this moment.

Fortunately, Medicine Buddha also noticed that Moonlight Bodhisattva was in a bad state and asked Baihe Boy directly: "How did Monk Bianji die this time? Please tell me in detail."

White Crane Boy immediately reported the situation at the scene to Medicine Buddha.

Especially the scene where Yuan Hong put the tight band on Monk Bianji's head and recited the tight band spell made everyone present feel uneasy.

Medicine Buddha even asked in shock: "Then how did Yuan Hong take off the tight band?"

The tight hoop is a magic weapon given by the saint himself.

Not to mention Yuan Hong, not even the Medicine Buddha himself has the ability to take off the tight band that has been worn on his head.

Baihe Boy shook his head: "I only saw him put his hand on the tight band and buckle it hard a few times and then buckle it off."

"Then how did Yuan Hong learn the tightening curse?"

Medicine Buddha's eyes couldn't help but fall on Moonlight Bodhisattva's face.

After Saint Chunti passed the tightening mantra to him, he only told it to Moonlight Bodhisattva once. It's impossible for other people to know about the Tightening Curse?

Being stared at by the Medicine Buddha, Moonlight Bodhisattva also knew that he was the most suspicious, and hurriedly explained: "World Honored One, I swear that there is absolutely no rumor about this tight mantra!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva also explained his cooperation with Leopard.

Especially the tightening curse, which was controlled by jade slips and transmitted directly to Monk Bianji, there was no possibility of being eavesdropped...

Suddenly, Moonlight Bodhisattva had a flash of inspiration and looked at the White Crane boy and asked hurriedly: "When the tight band was placed on Yuan Hong's head, did Monk Bianji recite the tight band spell silently or loudly?"

Baihe Tongzi was stunned for a moment, thought about it and said, "He...he read it out loud."

Moonlight Bodhisattva suddenly had the urge to doubt Monk Bianji’s intelligence. He looked at Medicine Buddha and said, “World Honored One, the truth is clear.”

"It should be that when Monk Bianji recited the Tightening Curse, Yuan Hong heard it and recorded it, so that's why..."

Medicine Buddha nodded silently.

But there is something unclear in my heart. It is obviously a tight band given by a saint, why can Yuan Hong break free?

"In that case, you and Baihe Boy should go rescue Monk Bianji first."

Medicine Buddha couldn't figure it out, so he could only blame the variables.

No matter what, save people first.

At least Monk Bianji can be saved. Compared with this, Medicine Buddha is more worried about Tathagata Buddha and Joyful Buddha.

Moonlight Bodhisattva hesitated for a moment and then said: "World Honored One, if I want to save Monk Bianji, I will go to Laojun to buy a Nine-turn Golden Pill..."

"Moreover, the prices of Laojun's elixirs have increased recently. This expenditure..."

Medicine Buddha waved his hand: "You go and pay in advance first, and then you can come back to Buddhism with the receipt for reimbursement."

Moonlight Bodhisattva suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, remembering that at least he and Laojun had agreed to receive kickbacks, and he was not even so repelled by the death of the Bianji monk...

Can I still take advantage of this opportunity to make a fortune?

Moonlight Bodhisattva and White Crane Boy left, but Medicine Buddha became even more confused.

Tathagata, where the hell have you been?

"Ah!"

On the uninhabited island, Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but sneeze, and looked at the Happy Buddha aside and frowned.

"Did you kid scold me secretly? Why don't you just wear a pair of your underpants? Why are you so stingy?"

The Happy Buddha across from him didn't look much better at the moment.

When I was climbing a tree two days ago, Tathagata Buddha's red underwear was scraped into rags by a tree branch and was completely unwearable.

As the Deputy World Honored One of Buddhism, he directly commandeered the underwear of Huanxi Buddha as a leader.

However, Huanxi Buddha was also very ingenious. He used leaves and rattan to weave himself into a grass skirt, barely covering his important parts.

"You put it lightly, I only have a pair of underpants on my body and you won't let it go."

Happy Buddha glanced at Tathagata Buddha with resentment.

"Okay, okay, stop complaining. As long as we brothers return to Buddhism, I will improve your treatment..."

"There's fish!"

While he was talking, Tathagata Buddha stabbed a fish with a simple harpoon made from a branch in his hand.

After so many days of practice, Tathagata Buddha has mastered the technique of spearing fish.

Picking up the fish, he quickly came to the shore and placed it on the simple barbecue grill he had made.

"You start by drilling wood to make a fire, then I'll climb up the tree and get some coconuts to bring down!"

Tathagata Buddha quickly climbed to the coconut tree nearby and got down two coconuts with a lot of effort.

Then he hugged the tree and slid down.

It felt like my flesh was being burned.

The red pants he had before were gone.

Stand under the tree and relax for a while.

The aroma of Huanxi Buddha's grilled fish filled the air.

Tathagata Buddha walked over and sat on the ground, gave him a coconut, and then eagerly waited for the grilled fish to be completely cooked. (End of chapter)