Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

I have to say that Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha were able to cultivate to quasi-sages and even became Buddhas in Buddhism. They definitely had the root of wisdom.

Half a month later, they have learned many basic skills for survival in the wild.

From the beginning of picking up some crab shells that came up from the high tide, to now taking the initiative to spear fish, and even drilling wood to make fire, etc., the most basic survival problems have been solved.

At least I don't have to go hungry anymore.

Moreover, eating roasted food is better for the stomach and intestines, and you won’t have diarrhea like the first day.

Now Tathagata Buddha hopes that the Buddhist people can find him quickly, otherwise he is really afraid that he will pass away here.

"Happy Buddha, how on earth did you, an old boy, find this uninhabited island? After so many days, have you really not seen a single person coming?"

Tathagata Buddha muttered as he ate the fish.

Before, Huanxi Buddha assured him that this place was absolutely safe. He still didn't believe it, but now he completely believed it.

This is ridiculous...

Not to mention humans, not even gods can be found!

The strangest thing is that now that Erguotou is so drunk, they have long been sober and can no longer be sober, but their magic power is gone.

Now Tathagata Buddha feels a little desperate in his heart.

When will this kind of day end?

Huanxi Buddha broke open a coconut with difficulty and handed it to Tathagata Buddha. He said a little embarrassedly: "Buddha, you also know that I practice Huanxi Zen."

"In order to take into account the influence of Buddhism, sometimes I have to find a place where no one is around to study Buddhism. I carefully selected this place, and ordinary people will definitely not be able to go there."

Huanxi Buddha explained.

But Tathagata Buddha's brows furrowed even deeper.

"Variables, variables must be interfering with the calamity, causing our mana to be unable to be restored, and I suspect that the secret here has also been blocked."

Tathagata Buddha believes that such a long time has passed.

Since he and Huanxi Buddha disappeared, the Buddhist sect must have searched extensively in the Three Realms.

But I haven't seen anyone from the Buddhist sect so far, so this is a bit strange.

Tathagata Buddha held the coconut and poured a few mouthfuls of coconut juice into his mouth.

Having no knowledge of wilderness survival skills before, Tathagata Buddha drank sea water for two days and almost killed himself.

Now these coconuts are their only source of water on this small island.

Huanxi Buddha finished the last fish skeleton, twirled his fingers again, and said: "Although there are variables involved, we are both quasi-sages, and there is Buddhism. Sooner or later we will be able to get out of here."

"The most important thing for us now is where to sleep tonight."

Although they have spent almost half a month on this small island, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha did not dare to go too deep inside.

If they encounter some kind of beast, even a poisonous wolf, they probably won't be able to deal with it given the current situation of Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha.

But they didn't dare to get too close to the beach.

If the tide rises in the middle of the night, it will be the end of the world if you are fucked directly into the sea.

"How about... let's spend one night in the tree." Huanxi Buddha suggested.

Ugh!

At this moment, another wolf howl came from the distance, which frightened Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha's expressions. They hurriedly closed their mouths and did not dare to say anything more.

After a while, no sound was heard.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha looked at each other, hurriedly climbed up the coconut tree, found a suitable branch, and lay down reluctantly.

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the other side.

Moonlight Bodhisattva deflected the White Crane Boy and successfully obtained the Nine-turn Golden Pill from Taishang Laojun.

Before leaving the house, Taishang Laojun handed a receipt to Moonlight Bodhisattva with a smile on his face.

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, this is the receipt from my Tusita Palace. Remember to take it and go to the Buddhist gate to report the debt."

Moonlight Bodhisattva carefully put it into his pocket and put it away. This time, he came to buy the Nine Turns Golden Pill on behalf of Buddhism, and he paid for five magic weapons in advance!

If this thing was lost, he would probably cry!

"Thank you, Laojun. If there is an opportunity in the future, we will cooperate more."

Moonlight Bodhisattva stood at the door of Tusita Palace. After a few compliments, he hurriedly left.

Taishang Laojun looked at the back of Moonlight Bodhisattva and nodded with satisfaction.

What about opportunities?

Taishang Laojun is sure there will be more and more in the future!

"Red Boy, Yinjiao, today I will be refining the Nine-turn Golden Elixir, you all should learn from it!"

Taibai Jinxing was in a good mood and decided to refine another batch of Nine-turn Golden Pill and teach them how to make the pill.

Yinjiao said hesitantly: "Old gentleman, although this Nine-turn Golden Pill is profitable, it is not a necessity. When can it be sold after refining it?"

Taishang Laojun smiled mysteriously: "Don't worry, this nine-turn golden elixir will not worry about sales."

"And I'm afraid this stove won't be enough."

There are eighty-one difficulties for traveling to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and eighty-one difficulties are also set up in Luzhou, Beiju.

How many steps has this Bian Ji monk walked?

I can only refine ten to eight pieces in one furnace, which is totally not enough!

Even if a few difficulties are missed along the way, it will still take another six or seven furnaces to make enough!

Yinjiao looked at Taishang Laojun's confident look, quietly approached Honghai'er and said, "Honghaier, I'm afraid that Laojun is stupid, right?"

"When did the Nine Transformations Golden Pill become so popular?"

Hong Hai'er chuckled and patted Yinjiao on the shoulder: "Don't worry, our Nine Turns Golden Pill will definitely be sold!"

"Moonlight Bodhisattva will be our big customer from now on!"

Yinjiao touched his head in confusion, feeling that Taishang Laojun and Honghai'er were both crazy.

After leaving Tushita Palace, Moonlight Bodhisattva went down to the underworld as quickly as possible and received the soul of Monk Bianji from Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

After coming to the ground and feeding him the Nine-turn Golden Elixir, Monk Bianji woke up leisurely.

As soon as he woke up, he took Moonlight Bodhisattva's arm and cried: "Bodhisattva, you have to make the decision for me!"

"What kind of apprentice are you looking for for me?"

"Not only did he not obey my discipline, he put this tight band on my head and recited some kind of tight band spell to attack me!"

"You judge, since ancient times, how can an apprentice attack his master?"

Monk Bianji did not dare to look at Yuan Hong, so he could only complain to Moonlight Bodhisattva, hoping that he could help him vent his bad anger.

But Moonlight Bodhisattva was also a little frightened when he looked at Yuan Hong.

Damn it, even if you let me go, I can't beat you?

"Um...Yuan...Yuan Hong, since the saint asked you to be a disciple of the Buddhist scripture collector, then you must have the consciousness to be a disciple."

"Well, I won't care about what happened this time. From now on, you and Baihe Tongzi must work together to escort the scripture collectors to Buddhism as soon as possible to obtain the true scriptures!"

Even Moonlight Bodhisattva didn't dare to say anything when faced with someone who was once on par with Erlang Shen.

If he were bound by a tight curse, he could still be arrogant.

Yuan Hong nodded silently.

But Monk Bianji was anxious: "Bodhisattva, you are a Buddhist Bodhisattva, how can you be afraid of a monster like him!"

"Hurry up and give him a hard fight, let him know who is the boss in Buddhism!"

I really want to fucking beat you to death!

Moonlight Bodhisattva almost couldn't hold back her inner impulse when she heard what Monk Bianji said.

Don't you see that I can't beat you?

If I had this ability, would I still need to talk nonsense to him?

"Bian Ji, after all, he is still your apprentice, so don't go too far."

Moonlight Bodhisattva's face darkened.

Seeing that Moonlight Bodhisattva did not make the decision for himself, Monk Bianji shrank his neck angrily and said the next best thing: "Then...then you let him take the tight band on my head to the head office?"

"Otherwise, how can I behave appropriately if he uses the tight hoop that I use to control my apprentice to control my master?" (End of Chapter)