Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

This scene made Guanyin Bodhisattva stand motionless as if struck by lightning.

Her eyes widened, as if she had seen something she would never forget.

"This, this, this..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed at the two wild men wandering by the sea and said in disbelief: "Are these two people really Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha?"

From the outlines of the bodies of the two savages, Guanyin Bodhisattva could not recognize them as the former Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha.

The Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha in her memory were white and fat.

Not like now, even the pot belly is gone.

Could it be that this is a new cultivation method learned by Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha at the Peach Banquet?

Go straight to simplicity and return to nature?

Return to the most primitive fishermen's life to further explore opportunities to become a saint?

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva could not understand, he expressed his understanding.

After all, during this year's live broadcast of the Peach Banquet of the Three Realms, she also saw the scene of gods and Buddhas dancing in the Yaochi.

It would not be surprising if there are more bizarre cultivation methods.

wrong!

Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly noticed the problem.

Because at this moment, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha actually have no magic power and are completely ordinary mortals!

"This...you did this?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Tang San's burial in shock, and even his voice became trembling.

The two quasi-sages lost their magic power, and even blocked the secrets here, so that so many people in Buddhism could not find any trace...

Even if this method is not a saint, it is still better than a saint, right?

"Counting from the end of the Peach Banquet, I blocked the secrets here for thirty days."

"In these thirty days, no one can find here, and the two of them have no cultivation level."

Tang Sanzian smiled faintly, as if he was talking about something insignificant.

"If you want to make a contribution, you can come here and take them two back."

Anyway, it's already half time now, and Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha will have to go back sooner or later.

In this case, it is better to let Guanyin Bodhisattva be a favor.

The Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha, who cannot be found in the entire Buddhist sect, would be a great achievement if they were found by Guanyin Bodhisattva!

In this way, her reasons for being promoted to Buddha will be even stronger.

When Guanyin Bodhisattva heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

I even feel some sympathy for Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha. They have only stayed here for more than half a month and they are already so thin.

But at the same time, she was also a little lucky!

Fortunately, she was on Tang San's side, otherwise, she might have been the savage on the island.

"I used to like watching desert island survival programs, but now watching Buddha Challenge has a different flavor."

Looking at the appearance of Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha, Tang Sanzun couldn't help laughing.

This looks much more exciting than Mr. Bei and Mr. De.

There are no tricks at all. If you can persist for thirty days, you can return to Buddhism.

If you can't hold on for thirty days, then go straight to the underworld!

If it could be broadcast live in the Three Realms, Tang San's Funeral would even have a name for the show, and it would be called:

Buddha survives for thirty days to the extreme!

It’s guaranteed to shock the natives of the three realms!

At this moment, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha had no idea that their every move had been seen by others.

The two of them were still concentrating on spearing fish.

Precisely because they were staring at the fish so seriously, the two of them didn't notice at all. A wave hit behind them and they were photographed on the beach in an instant.

When the wave receded, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha were photographed sinking into the beach.

"Cough cough cough..."

Tathagata Buddha coughed twice and spit out the sand in his mouth.

Unfortunately, the harpoon that he relied on for survival was washed away by the waves. Fortunately, because of the waves, a lot of seafood such as fish and shrimp washed up.

Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha were as happy as children weighing more than a hundred pounds. They lay on the beach and hurriedly collected all the fish, shrimps, crabs and the like.

But this time a wave hit, Tathagata Buddha's pants were completely wet.

It was very uncomfortable to wear it when it was wet.

On the other hand, the simple grass skirt made of tree leaves wrapped around the waist of Happy Buddha is much better, and it is not afraid of the sea water at all.

"Happy Buddha, I remember you made several grass skirts. Please give me one to wear."

When Huanxi Buddha heard this, his expression suddenly changed slightly: "Brother, you have already snatched my underwear, why do you want to snatch my grass skirt?"

"Isn't there something I can do if my underwear is wet? Besides, I've worn it for so many days, so I don't have to wash it."

"Your grass skirt is made of tree leaves. At worst, I will accompany you to knit some more when I have free time."

Huanxi Buddha hesitated for a moment, walked barefoot to the foot of a coconut tree, and climbed up quickly.

A grass skirt was dropped from above and thrown to Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha immediately took off his wet pants and put on a grass skirt.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was staring at this scene, turned red and quickly turned his head away.

"Hahahaha!"

Tang Sanzong laughed again.

"Since they won't be able to go back here for a while, and you agree, I will go back and tell Maitreya and the others to go to Buddhism."

"Otherwise, when the Tathagata Buddha comes back, this matter may change again."

Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke.

The reason why Medicine Buddha can give them such high treatment now.

It was entirely because the Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha disappeared, and the Buddhist sect was empty, so it was a last resort.

If we wait for the restrictions here to disappear, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha will return.

Will Medicine Buddha continue to fulfill his promise?

Soon, the two people disappeared on this small island.

Only Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha were left on the island, relying on each other and roasting seafood over a bonfire.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came directly to Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan.

Maitreya Buddha, Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra are already waiting.

Maitreya Buddha hurriedly asked: "What about Tang San's funeral?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded: "He took me to see Tathagata Buddha and Joyful Buddha."

"These two people are currently surviving in the wilderness on an uninhabited island. Not only have they lost their magic power, but their secrets have also been blocked by Tang San's burial."

Guanyin Bodhisattva narrated what he saw and heard.

hiss……

Maitreya Buddha, Manjushri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Arhat could not help but shudder when they heard this.

Although I have not seen it with my own eyes, through the description of Guanyin Bodhisattva, I can imagine how miserable the lives of Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha were.

In comparison, what would happen if he and others were controlled by Tang San Zang?

At least you are living a good life, which is better than anything else!

"Tang Sanzong has agreed that we should take this opportunity to return to the core level of Buddhism."

"But now it is less than half a month before Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha are restored, so I suggest that it is better to agree to the Buddhist side as soon as possible."

Several people looked at each other and could understand the meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva's words.

The disappearance of Tathagata Buddha and Joyful Buddha was an opportunity to force Medicine Buddha to invite them back.

If you miss this opportunity.

If they return to Buddhism, they may not be treated as they are now!

Maitreya Buddha made the final decision and said directly: "Since this is the case, it is not too late, let's set off to the Mahavira Hall now!" (End of this chapter)