Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

To the north is Luzhou, where is the Mahavira Palace.

Teams going to search and rescue Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha kept coming in and out.

But even though Buddhism has spent so much effort to find the person, there is still no result.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha seemed to have evaporated from the world.

Medicine Buddha is sitting on the Buddha bed on the high platform, seemingly acquiescing to this result.

He no longer had any hope of finding Tathagata Buddha and Joyous Buddha.

Now he only hopes that Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others will return to Buddhism to make up for the loss.

Although the Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha are lost, the life of Buddhism must go on as usual.

This incident cannot affect Buddhism as a whole.

Again.

Having been searching for so long, Medicine Buddha thought it was interesting enough.

Now Buddhists still have to worry about the great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures.

Medicine Buddha blew out a smoke ring and said, "You have also worked hard these days looking for Tathagata Buddha and Joyful Buddha."

"It's been so long. In my opinion, we should put aside the search for a while and shift the focus of Buddhism to the journey to the west to measure tribulations."

"What do you think?"

Medicine Buddha did not give a direct order, but threw this problem to everyone.

After all, he didn't dare or couldn't say that he would just give up the Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha!

Once he says it, it's easy to let the matter go sour.

Everyone will think that if there is a problem in their work for Buddhism in the future, will Medicine Buddha simply give up on them?

If this kind of thinking continues to spread, Buddhism will have big problems!

Now Medicine Buddha asked them to go out to find Tathagata Buddha one after another, and everyone was as tired as their grandchildren.

They are already disgusted by the very thing!

At this time, Medicine Buddha makes suggestions, which gives the impression that the leader is caring for his subordinates.

Although the final result is the same, it makes employees feel that this leader is capable and can put himself in the employees' shoes.

really.

When the Medicine Buddha said these words, the people in each search team immediately raised their hands in agreement.

"Thank you, Lord, for your understanding!"

"Buddhism still focuses on measuring calamity on the journey to the west!"

If they kept getting up early every day and running out to find people, they would really be in trouble.

Moreover.

If the Buddha is gone, he is gone. What impact will it have on low-level workers like them?

Are Buddhist wages still being paid as usual?

Why go out and work so hard when you can just sit back and get money?

In this state of mind, searching for the Buddha has become a thing of the past.

At this time, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha had no idea that they had been abandoned by Buddhism.

Full of confidence, he and Huanxi Buddha built a simple shack, which was covered with banana leaves and could barely keep out the wind and rain.

"Damn, how long has it been?"

"Even if the secrets of heaven are blocked, can we still search here by searching the Three Realms inch by inch with our naked eyes, right?"

Tathagata Buddha was wearing a simple grass skirt made of leaves. When he roared, the grass skirt broke...

The white buttocks were suddenly exposed to the air.

Tathagata Buddha asked with an embarrassed look: "That Happy Buddha, you still have a grass skirt..."

But before he could finish his words, Huanxi Buddha shook his head directly: "I have knitted three grass skirts in total, and you have finished two of them, and now I am the only one left!"

Tathagata Buddha looked at the grass skirt around Buddha Huanxi's waist, hesitated for a moment, and finally did not speak.

He turned around and climbed to the top of the shack, putting on the red pants that had not yet dried.

Although it's not dry, after washing it at least it doesn't smell anymore and it's not that dirty anymore.

Just make do with it.

The top priority now is to fill our stomachs as soon as possible.

Huanxi Buddha made two new harpoons.

I have to say that Huanxi Buddha is much better at handicrafts than Lai Buddha.

He knitted the grass skirt, built most of the shack, and even the harpoon for fishing had to be figured out by him.

The only way Tathagata Buddha could beat him was that he was better at spearing fish...

As the sun sets, Tathagata Buddha holds the harpoon, just like Runtu in the Chinese textbook holding a fork in the watermelon field. He keeps raising the harpoon.

The moment his two small round eyes spotted the fish swimming over, the harpoon in Tathagata Buddha's hand suddenly shot out and stably hit a big fish.

Back to the shack, Huanxi Buddha had already lit a fire.

There was a hot stone slab placed on the fire, and a few crabs, oysters and other things had been roasted to create a fragrant aroma. Together with the fish from Tathagata Buddha, it was the dinner for the two of them today.

After filling your stomach.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha crowded into this small shack and fell asleep.

Both men still held harpoons in their hands.

During the day it is a tool used to harpoon fish, and at night the harpoon is their weapon of self-defense!

The bonfire outside the shack gradually extinguished, and Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha also fell into a deep sleep, with snoring coming and going.

In his sleep, Tathagata Buddha felt his body rise and fall, and found that his cultivation and magic power had been completely restored, and he was soaring in the clouds.

Just a gust of sea breeze blew by, making him shiver from the cold, and he suddenly woke up.

Tathagata Buddha opened his eyes and was dumbfounded on the spot.

What the hell!

The tide is actually rising?

The shack was washed to pieces by the sea water, and he was also washed out by the sea water and was drifting on the sea.

Ok?

Why do I feel like my butt is a little bumpy?

Tathagata Buddha turned his head and suddenly found that Happy Buddha was behind him.

It's just that Huanxi Buddha hasn't realized that the shack is gone at this moment, and seems to be still dreaming.

It's just that he pushed it against his butt...

What the hell!

Tathagata Buddha was suddenly startled and broke out in a cold sweat, and immediately gave Huanxi Buddha a crisp big mouth!

"Snapped!"

"Happy Buddha, what the fuck, uncle!"

"I am the Tathagata Buddha, and I am not your partner for dual cultivation!"

The Tathagata Buddha slapped him down and the Happy Buddha seemed to wake up, but also seemed not to wake up. He looked at everything in front of him with a confused look on his face.

"Where's Xiao Cui? Why did my Xiao Cui suddenly disappear?"

"Snapped!"

Tathagata Buddha slapped him with a big mouth again, and roared with gritted teeth:

"Xiao Cui, Xiao Cui, your grandma!"

"Do you think I look like Xiao Cui?!"

Tathagata Buddha was furious.

Is this old boy awake or not?

If I hadn't woken up early and put on red pants in advance...

The more Tathagata Buddha thinks about it, the more he becomes afraid.

If only a few seconds later at night, my red pants were washed away by the sea water...

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Tathagata Buddha did not dare to think any more. He climbed to the shore desperately, trying to get further away from the Happy Buddha.

By the time he climbed to the beach, he was completely exhausted.

Although Happy Buddha also climbed up, he still shouted Xiaocui's name.

This made Tathagata Buddha feel a chill.

A whole night passed, Tathagata Buddha listened to Happy Buddha talking in his sleep, and pinched his arm to prevent himself from falling asleep.

When the rising sun rose in the east, the Happy Buddha suddenly woke up. Looking at the haggard Tathagata Buddha, he asked doubtfully:

"Why does Tathagata Buddha look so haggard? Did he not sleep well last night?"

The Tathagata Buddha seemed to have lost his soul at this moment. Looking at the Happy Buddha, he felt as if his heart was filled with despair.

Tired, destroy it!

When he came to this desert island, hunger did not hit him, loneliness did not hit him, and even wild beasts and poisonous snakes did not hit him.

But at this moment, the Tathagata Buddha was knocked down by the Happy Buddha.

Now that there is no magic power, Tathagata Buddha can last for up to two or three days without sleeping.

But what about after two or three days?

Will I still have the strength to resist the Happy Buddha at that time?

Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth and seemed to have made up his mind!

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

He found a cane and tied it to the branch of a thick tree not far away.

Then a loop was tied underneath the rattan.

He gestured to his head and it just fit in.

Then he moved a few more big stones and placed them under his feet.

Stepping on the stone, Tathagata Buddha pulled the cane to make sure it was strong, and then took one last look at the island where he had lived for some time.

Then he slowly put his head into the circle.

He is no longer alive.

He's going to hang himself! (End of chapter)