Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Tathagata Buddha was completely despairing at this moment.

The saying goes well.

Only a person who commits a thousand days can be a thief, how can a person who can spend a thousand days guard against thieves?

On this deserted island, Tathagata Buddha can endure all hardships, but he is only afraid of waking up in the middle of the night and losing his innocence!

And she fucking left it on a man! !

If this were spread, Tathagata Buddha would really be socially dead in the Three Realms.

Instead of doing this, it would be better to hang here as soon as possible.

When the soul descends to the underworld, Ksitigarbha will definitely be able to send him back to Buddhism. As long as he finds the two saints, he will definitely be able to recover.

At this moment, the Tathagata Buddha already has the intention to die.

He put his head into the rattan circle, kicked the stone under his feet hard, and was ready to finish it off.

Huanxi Buddha exclaimed: "Buddha, no, we still have a chance, don't let it get to you!"

Tathagata Buddha gave him a desperate look: "I am very thoughtful."

"Don't worry, when my soul goes to the underworld, I will find a way to save you."

"Remember to protect my body and don't do anything sorry for me, otherwise I will never come to save you!"

Tathagata Buddha threatened, then closed his eyes and kicked over the stones under his feet.

Ouch!

It was at this moment that a wild beast howled.

There was a tremor in the woods not far away, as if something was coming.

Tathagata Buddha's face turned red from suppressing his emotions, his eyes widened, and his legs kept moving in mid-air.

He felt like he was going to die soon.

It's time to leave this place completely and be liberated.

Click!

But at this moment, the thin rattan could not bear the huge body of Tathagata Buddha and broke into two sections.

Tathagata Buddha fell down directly, breathing heavily.

But before he could accept this reality, he saw Huanxi Buddha not far away looking at him with a horrified look on his face.

Then he climbed up a nearby coconut tree as fast as he could.

Tathagata Buddha said without knowing why: "I'm not dead. What are you afraid of?"

"Go and help me find a stronger cane. I want to hang myself again."

Ok?

As soon as Tathagata Buddha finished speaking, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Something seems to be pressing against my crotch?

He lowered his head and looked down, and he didn't know when there was a wild boar under the tree.

And he fell on the wild boar impartially...

"Holy shit, shit, shit, shit..."

Tathagata Buddha screamed instantly.

The wild boar under his butt was also frightened and ran wildly, trying to throw Tathagata Buddha off his back.

Tathagata Buddha was confused and didn't know what to do.

"Happy Buddha, Happy Buddha, what the hell are you still doing in the tree? Come down and save your life!"

Tathagata Buddha hurriedly shouted loudly.

But Huanxi Buddha looked at this battle, how could he dare to come down?

He has no magic power and is just an ordinary mortal. How can he be the opponent of this wild boar?

"Buddha, you want to seek death anyway. Hanging yourself means death, and being killed by this wild boar means death."

"You can go with peace of mind and don't hold me back!"

Damn it? !

Tathagata Buddha looked at the Happy Buddha in disbelief.

He wanted to commit suicide, so he could give himself some dignity.

When the time comes, you can fool yourself when you go to the underworld, saying that you are practicing some kind of secret method, and no one else will be able to tell.

But if you are killed by a wild boar.

He, Tathagata Buddha, will never be able to hold his head up again!

But before he could make any move, the wild boar started running towards the island as if it was angry with the wind.

Tathagata Buddha was afraid that he would fall down and die, so he hurriedly leaned down and hugged the wild boar tightly.

Because the speed was so fast, Tathagata Buddha could not help but squint his eyes due to the wind.

He looked like a mortal general charging into battle.

What if the wild boar under your crotch was replaced by a BMW? Tathagata Buddha had no idea what was inside this island.

These days, he and Huanxi Buddha just wandered around the outside of the island, just because they were afraid of any wild beasts inside.

But now Tathagata Buddha is not afraid at all.

Because there is no point in being afraid.

I'm afraid I'm going to die a humiliating death at the hands of a wild boar today.

Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but feel sad when he thought of this.

That’s all.

At worst, I'll kill all the ghosts who know that I was killed by a wild boar, so that I can keep some reputation.

Thinking of this, Tathagata also completely let go.

Since it's going to die, it's better to ride it wildly.

Tathagata Buddha's eyes suddenly became hot.

"Drive, drive! Rush forward!"

The Happy Buddha, who was hiding on a tree branch far away, looked at this scene and felt that Tathagata Buddha was crazy.

"Amitabha, good, good!"

……

Mahavira Hall.

Maitreya Buddha appeared in the main hall with Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Arhat.

Medicine Buddha walked down from the high platform with a smile, held Maitreya Buddha's hand and said:

"Maitreya Buddha can give me the face of Medicine Buddha to put aside the past grudges and choose to return to Buddhism at this time. It is really a great blessing for me as a Buddhist!"

"There are also Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Arhat. Returning to Buddhism must be the most correct decision you have made in your life!"

"The golden head reveals the truth, why don't you hurry up and show it to a few people?"

Jintou Jiedi looked around with a troubled expression.

The current decoration of the Mahavira Hall was arranged by Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva.

Each person has a small Buddhist altar equipped with a bed. Where are there other empty seats for these four people?

We can't push them all back on the spot and exit the four empty seats one by one, right?

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned tightly as he looked at the environment of the Main Hall.

Why is the style here so different from that of Daleiyin Temple?

This makes the main hall look less like the headquarters of Buddhism and more like the headquarters of a brothel...

The style of this place made not only Guanyin Bodhisattva frown, but Maitreya Buddha and Manjushri Samantabhadra also shook their heads.

Maitreya Buddha waved his hand and said: "We can just stand here. We can arrange the seats later."

"I wonder when the conditions the Lord has promised us will be fulfilled?"

Maitreya Buddha squinted his eyes and looked at Medicine Buddha with a smile.

Everything else is false.

Only things you can get your hands on are real!

Medicine Buddha was also unequivocal and announced the appointment on the spot.

"From now on, I will confer Maitreya Buddha as the Vice World Honored One of Buddhism, Guanyin Bodhisattva as Guanyin Buddha, Manjushri as the First Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Arhat as Samantabhadra Bodhisattva!"

"Silver Head Reveals the Truth, you should prepare the Buddha's decree now and inform the three realms immediately!"

"Yes!"

Yintou Jiedi responded hurriedly, then quickly took out a blank Buddha's edict from the table and wrote the edict on it.

Then arrange people to spread the news to the three realms.

In just a few minutes, Buddhism's latest appointment spread throughout the three realms!

When the Jade Emperor in Heaven heard the news, he was so angry that he kicked the small bench under his buttocks.

"Buddhism goes too far!"

"The front leg just stole the heavenly treasure house, and the back leg used my resources to cultivate cutting-edge combat power."

"It's unbearable!"

"I can't wait any longer. Tell Li Jing that no matter what the preparations are, I will march on my own in three days!"

"If we wait any longer, the contents of the heavenly treasure house will be wiped clean by the Buddhists!" (End of this chapter)