Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

After Maitreya Buddha got the Buddhist treasure house from Ananda and Kasyapa, he came to heaven without stopping.

The Jade Emperor and the gods from heaven have been waiting eagerly in the Yaochi Hall for a long time.

After seeing the figure of Maitreya Buddha, it was like a refugee seeing the light of salvation, and he was so excited that he almost cried.

What Maitreya Buddha brings is not their salary, it’s their damn life!

Although the Jade Emperor was excited in his heart, he still maintained his majesty as the Lord of Heaven on the surface, and said coldly: "Although your Buddhist treasure house cannot be compared with the treasure house of Heaven, as the Lord of the Three Realms, I, Heaven, will not be harmed by this small loss. You’re calculating.”

"Taibai Jinxing, go and take over the Buddhist treasure house and take inventory."

The Jade Emperor spoke, and Taibai Jinxing immediately took over the Buddhist treasury from Maitreya Buddha and began to carefully count it to ensure that every item was registered.

After all, this will be your own salary at that time.

Taibaijinxing registered extremely carefully.

After counting several times, Taibai Jinxing handed the booklet to the Jade Emperor.

"Twenty percent less than what's in the Heavenly Treasure House?"

The Jade Emperor frowned slightly, this was much less than he expected.

Upon seeing this, Maitreya Buddha raised his palm slightly, and a box of Wuzhuangguan cigarettes appeared in the Yaochi Hall.

"Your Majesty, the foundation of Buddhism is not as good as that of Heaven, so before coming here, the Buddha specifically asked me to take an extra box of cigarettes to apologize."

"Oh? Are there cigarettes?"

The Jade Emperor's eyes suddenly lit up, and what he originally wanted to say came to his lips and he swallowed it hard.

"Hurry, hurry, Taibai..."

The Jade Emperor winked, and Taibai Jinxing immediately understood. He opened the box, took out a carton of cigarettes, and then took out a box and opened it.

"Please forgive me, Maitreya Buddha. It's not that we in heaven don't believe in Buddhism. It's mainly just a routine inspection."

Taibai Jinxing said some words and sent the opened cigarette directly to the Jade Emperor.

"Your Majesty, please check!"

The Jade Emperor glanced at Taibai Jinxing and nodded with satisfaction.

This old boy is getting better and better at doing things now.

I understood it as soon as I opened my mouth, and even made up the reasons for me.

Although the Jade Emperor couldn't wait at this moment, he still held the cigarette in his mouth with an indifferent expression.

Taibai Jinxing cast a small fire spell.

Smoke suddenly filled the Jade Emperor's lips and teeth.

The Jade Emperor, who had stopped smoking for many days, finally blew out the smoke ring comfortably.

"Yes, these cigarettes are genuine products from Wuzhuangguan!"

The Jade Emperor blinked his eyes and nodded with satisfaction: "Although the contents of the Buddhist treasury are inferior to those of the Heavenly Court, this matter is the personal behavior of the Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha. It is not intentional by the Buddhist sect. I will be generous. Don’t worry about it.”

The main reason is that this box of cigarettes was delivered in a timely manner.

Once a person becomes addicted to smoking, he will forget everything if someone gives him a cigarette to smoke.

The same goes for gods, especially the special cigarettes from Wuzhuang Temple, which have miraculous effects on practitioners!

The Jade Emperor, who was smoking, felt that he had no worries at all.

"Thank you for your consideration, Your Majesty. Since the things have been delivered, I won't keep them any longer. I have to go back to Buddhism to resume my life."

The Jade Emperor suddenly finished smoking a cigarette and waved his hand: "Taibai, go out and deliver the Maitreya Buddha on my behalf, and find someone to decorate the Lingxiao Palace."

After all, Yaochi is the place where the Queen Mother belongs, and the overall decoration is more feminine.

Temporary office work in Tianting is okay, but after a long time, it always feels less domineering.

Now that the Buddhist treasure house has arrived, the Jade Emperor finally has the money to renovate the Lingxiao Palace.

"Yes." Taibai Jinxing walked out of Yaochi and sent away Maitreya Buddha, and then directly came to the Tusita Palace in the thirty-third heaven.

You can find other people to do everything else in Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor's dragon chair and the plaque of Lingxiao Hall must be magic weapons!

This is related to the majesty of the Jade Emperor.

So Taibaijinxing can only come to Taishang Laojun to customize it.

As soon as he heard that he was here to customize a magic weapon, Honghaier welcomed Taibai Jinxing in with enthusiasm and sat down. He even made him a cup of tea very thoughtfully.

Now Tushita Palace is poor.

Every customer who comes to the door is a god, and all necessary services must be arranged.

"Taibai, do you know that I haven't refined weapons for many years?"

Taishang Laojun walked out of Tushita Palace, holding a half-read novel in his hand.

Since Marshal Tianpeng's nine-toothed rake, Taishang Laojun basically stopped refining weapons and began to specialize in elixir refining.

After all, refining weapons is a one-time deal, while refining alchemy is a steady and profitable business.

With the current peaceful situation in the Three Realms, a cultivator may only use one or two weapons in his lifetime.

But the demand for the elixir is long-lasting!

This is also the reason why Tushita Palace has been able to exist independently of Heaven for so many years and live a prosperous life.

But the appearance of Tang San's burial caused all the wealth accumulated by the Tushita Palace to be squandered over the years, causing Taishang Laojun to have to find ways to make money from side projects.

Taibai Jinxing took a sip of tea, frowned and said, "Old Master, you also know that this dragon chair and the Lingxiao Palace plaque are extraordinary. You are the only one in the Three Realms who has the ability and qualifications to refine them."

"If you don't do it, I won't feel comfortable leaving it to someone else."

Taishang Laojun waved his hand, glanced at Taibai Jinxing meaningfully, and said, "Taibai, you didn't understand what I meant."

"I mean I haven't refined weapons for many years, but I don't mean that I won't refine weapons in the future."

Taibai Jinxing was stunned for a moment, looking at Taishang Laojun in confusion.

"Then what Laojun means is..."

"Look at you, you still insist on me saying this clearly."

Taishang Laojun clasped his fingers together, put them in front of Taibai Jinxing and rubbed them twice.

"What I mean is...it will cost me more money to refine the weapon!"

Taibai Jinxing's face looked a little ugly: "Well... Laojun, you also know the situation in Heaven. The Heaven's Treasure House was stolen. Now it has just been replaced with a Buddhist treasure house, but it is much worse than the Heaven's Treasure House..."

Before he finished speaking, Taishang Laojun stood up and said righteously: "The gate of Tushita Palace opens to the south. If you have reason, don't come in if you don't have money!"

"Laojun, let's discuss it..."

Taibai Jinxing opened her mouth and wanted to explain more.

But Taishang Laojun didn't give him this opportunity at all. He stood up directly and said as if seeing off guests: "Taibai, it's not that I don't want to give you face. It's really that the market is not good now and the landlord's family has no food left."

"Red Boy, hang the charging standard I wrote at the door. From now on, all of us in the Tushita Palace will be honest and have a fixed price!"

"Okay, Laojun!"

Honghai'er rummaged around the room for a while, took out a big red menu with prices already written on it, sorted it out and hung it at the door.

Taibai Jinxing looked over curiously and saw that it read:

"Nine-turn golden elixir, five magic weapons.

Customized magic weapon, one thing at a time.

Treating illnesses and saving lives is a matter of one person and one person. "

(End of this chapter)