Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Nine-turn golden elixir, five magic weapons.

Customized magic weapon, one thing at a time.

Treating illnesses and saving lives is a matter of one person and one person. "

Taibai Jinxing looked at the pricing standards written on the red paper, and his eyes suddenly widened.

This standard is more than twice as expensive as before!

"Lao... Laojun, isn't this price a bit expensive..."

Although the dragon chair and the Lingxiao Hall plaque require special customization, the price far exceeds its own value.

Now that Heaven has received the Buddhist treasure house and can barely survive, it cannot be so lavish.

"You see, this dragon chair and plaque are from heaven. Can you make it cheaper if appropriate?"

Taibai Jinxing frowned and said.

Taishang Laojun held a novel in one hand and took a sip of tea from the table with the other hand, smiling without saying a word.

The meaning is also very clear.

If you have money, I will customize a magic weapon for you...

No money?

Sorry, I never do business at a loss!

"Oh, that's all. I also ask Laojun to make these two magic weapons as soon as possible. You have the relevant sizes over there. I will pay the bill then."

Taibai Jinxing sighed and could only hold his nose and admit it.

no way.

Who made it possible for Laojun to be the only one in the Three Realms who could refine elixirs and refining weapons unparalleled?

As long as one more person comes out to compete for a while, the price cannot be left to Laojun's final say.

"Red Boy, please calculate it in the register and schedule a time to refine it for Heaven."

Hong Hai'er immediately took out a registration book with many names densely registered on it.

Taibai Jinxing looked over curiously and saw that there were basically various requirements for purchasing elixirs and customizing magic weapons.

And the shipping time is also thoughtfully written.

Although the registration book is not thick, the shipment time of the dragon chairs and plaques from Heaven will be at least a month later.

Can the Jade Emperor wait for a month in Yaochi?

In the past, it was a treasure house in heaven that had been stolen. I was really poor and had no choice, so I had to hold my nose and admit it.

Now that he is rich, the Jade Emperor does not want to stay in Yaochi for a moment.

What's wrong with the majestic Lord of Heaven staying in the Queen Mother's place all day long?

Taibai Jinxing said hurriedly: "Laojun, these two magic weapons in Heaven are in urgent need. Do you think you can do me a favor and deal with them as soon as possible?"

"urgent?"

Taishang Laojun glanced at Taibai Jinxing indifferently: "Who comes to buy things from me and is not in a hurry?"

"If it's a convenience for everyone, then what's the point of having this register?"

Taibai Jinxing scratched his head and said with an apologetic smile: "Old gentleman, you see that we have been friends for so many years, and you have always lived on the territory of Heaven. Can you..."

"cannot!"

Taishang Laojun's face darkened: "If Heaven doesn't want me to live in the 33rd Heaven, then I will move out of Tushita Palace now."

Taibai Jinxing was startled.

Why do you want to move even if you don't agree with me?

The importance of Taishang Laojun to Heaven is self-evident.

If he was really pissed off by his two words, Taibai Jinxing wouldn't even dare to think about how the Jade Emperor would punish him when he goes back.

"Laojun, you are worrying too much, I didn't mean that..."

"Then what do you mean?"

"I……"

Taibai Jinxing's face turned red from suppressing it, and she didn't dare to look at Taishang Laojun. When she glanced around randomly, she happened to see the pricing menu posted by Honghai'er at the door.

His eyes, which were still a little confused at first, became clear in an instant.

Taibai Jinxing raised his head and said solemnly: "Laojun, what I mean is, you can add more money!"

Bang! The tea cup and the novel in Taishang Laojun's hands fell to the ground, and a smile instantly appeared on his face.

Taking Taibai Jinxing's hand, Taishang Laojun seemed to have changed into a different person: "Taibai, if you had said so earlier, I would have prepared this magic weapon for you long ago."

"I won't ask you how much you want. I'll just add 20% to the total price as a queue-jumping fee. I'll get what you want as soon as the day after tomorrow. What do you think?"

This was the first time for Taibai Jinxing to see such an enthusiastic Taishang Laojun, and he was so surprised that he was stunned.

If it weren't for Lao Jun holding his hand, Taibai Jinxing would have been in a trance.

"Okay, okay, then it's Lao Laojun."

Taibai Jinxing nodded dullly and took his hand out with difficulty.

For the first time, I realized the power of the saying that money can make all the difference!

Having money can not only make it possible for ghosts to grind millstones, but it is even possible for gods to grind millstones!

At this moment, Taibaijinxing's world view seemed to collapse.

"Now that the Lingxiao Palace is about to be rebuilt, Xiaoxian still needs to find someone to decorate it, so he won't stop here."

Taibai Jinxing waved his hand and prepared to leave.

After Taishang Laojun heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he grabbed his arm again.

"Tabai, I can do the decoration work too!"

"Didn't you see that the overall decoration style of Tushita Palace has also changed?"

With this reminder from Taishang Laojun, Taibai Jinxing noticed that Tushita Palace had changed drastically.

The original one-story courtyard has been transformed into a three-story small attic. The reception area, processing area, and accommodation area have all been divided, making it look more organized.

No wonder I felt a familiar and unfamiliar feeling when I came in just now.

"This... I didn't expect that Laojun also has research on decoration, but in terms of decoration budget..."

Taibai Jinxing hesitated and said.

The price of custom dragon chairs and plaques has exceeded Taibaijinxing's budget.

He has already thought about saving the money from other aspects of decoration.

With these two key magic weapons supporting the scene, other things almost don't matter.

If you really can't get some fakes, others won't dare to say anything if they see it. They will only wonder if there is something wrong with their own vision.

After all, who would have thought that the Jade Emperor’s Lingxiao Palace would use fakes?

"That's wrong!"

Taishang Laojun smiled mysteriously and explained: "As far as I know, after the Heavenly Court Treasure House was stolen, the Buddhist Treasure House in exchange lost 20% of its resources."

"Did the Jade Emperor deduct the missing portion from his own share, or from your wages?"

Taibai Jinxing's face suddenly stiffened.

Based on his understanding of the Jade Emperor, this money will 100% be passed on to the workers like them.

But a small pay cut is better than no pay at all.

Seeing the change in Taibai Jinxing's expression, Taishang Laojun stretched out five fingers and waved them in front of his eyes.

"Leave this decoration job to me, and I'll give you a five-point rebate when it's done!"

"And when the time comes, I will issue you a receipt in the name of Tushita Palace. If you know this and I know it, no third person will know!"

Taishang Laojun stared at Taibai Jinxing with his eyes, and his voice seemed to be tempting: "This money is enough to cover your three years' salary!"

"Which one is more important, I believe you can figure it out."

"This……"

Taibai Jinxing originally wanted to leave, but was stopped in place by Taishang Laojun's words.

One transaction, three years’ salary!

To do it or not to do it?

On the one hand, it is professional ethics, on the other hand, it is the temptation of money!

At this moment, Taibai Jinxing only felt that there were two villains arguing in his mind.

After a full ten minutes, Taibaijinxing took a deep breath and raised his head to look at Taibaijinxing.

"I've decided!" (End of chapter)