Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

The rabbit spirit stood in front of the Hummer with tears in his eyes, but he didn't dare to look at Tangshan who was bending over like a grandson.

After experiencing Tangshan's metamorphosis, Rabbit Jing knew clearly that if she could not escape from Tangshan's clutches this time, what would be waiting for her would be an endless nightmare!

She didn't want to give birth to a litter of rabbits for this pervert...

No, what is born is not necessarily a rabbit. Who knows what species this pervert is and what it will give birth to in the future.

Tang Sanzian glanced at Tangshan's face.

With his little knowledge of Tangshan, one can probably see how low his moral standards are.

If I were to leave, it would be entirely possible to snatch this bunny spirit away and do something.

Especially since he also has zoophilic hobbies...

"Are you sure it's Chang'e's Jade Rabbit?"

The rabbit spirit raised its two small white paws and swore to the sky: "Holy Monk Mingjian, if Yu'er makes any false statement, he will be punished by five thunders from heaven and will never be reincarnated!"

His two big eyes flickered, not looking like he was lying at all.

Tang San was silent for a while, then turned to Sun Xingzhe and said, "Little monkey, few people except us know about Chang'e's surrender to Yang Jian."

"You just take this rabbit spirit to Guanjiangkou. If what she says is true, leave her there. If what she says is false, kill her. Then go to the underworld to look at the Book of Life and Death and collect all her possessions." Kill all the rabbits involved!"

The rabbit spirit suddenly felt a chill on his back, and his face turned pale with fear.

"Holy... holy monk, it's not that serious, right?"

Tang Sanzong snorted incredulously: "It's so serious. If you admit to lying now, maybe..."

The rabbit spirit's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly: "Maybe he can be given a lighter sentence?"

"Maybe I can go to the underworld and join a queue to catch up with the quota for reincarnation today."

Rabbit Spirit: I’d really like to thank you!

"This...there's no need for this."

The rabbit spirit shook his head repeatedly, but said with some teasing in his heart: "I just used a little exaggerated rhetoric when describing things, so it shouldn't be considered a lie, right?"

Patting his little chest gently, before the rabbit spirit could say anything else, he was directly lifted up by Sun Xingzhe and flew out in a somersault cloud.

"wait wait wait……"

"Motion sickness... No, I'm getting dizzy from the clouds. Wait, wait, wait. If I can't do it, I'll ride on the clouds by myself..."

"Ugh~"

Accompanied by the sound of the rabbit spirit vomiting, the somersault cloud instantly disappeared into the sky.

Sha Wu said with empathy: "Elder brother's somersaults are really fast, but most people can't stand them. The last time I sat down, I vomited for three days..."

Zhu Bajie also nodded: "Who says it's not the case? I heard that when Brother Monkey was learning Taoism from Patriarch Bodhi, he only learned this somersault cloud for several months."

"Who in the normal world can learn to ride a cloud for so long? Old Pig, I guess Brother Monkey is training his physical fitness in a state of weightlessness to avoid vomiting while riding a cloud due to the bumps of somersault clouds."

While the killing mission was finished and Zhu Bajie were talking, Sun Xingzhe left and came back to Tang San's funeral.

"Master, what the rabbit spirit said is true. It is indeed another rabbit of Fairy Chang'e."

"And the rabbit spirit has long been in love, and he is a pair with Erlang Shen Yang Jian's howling dog."

Hearing this, before Tang San could say anything, Tangshan, who was not far away, exploded.

"what?!"

"That rabbit spirit would rather choose a dog than be my wife?"

Tangshan touched his face and even turned into a mirror, looking at his handsome face in disbelief. He couldn't figure it out anyway.

Why am I worse than a dog? !

It was just Tangshan's roar, and no one gave him an answer.

After confirming that the rabbit spirit was not lying, Tang Sanzong turned around and got into the Hummer.

Several apprentices also walked up.

When the Hummer was about to start, Zhu Bajie suddenly stuck his head out of the car window, looked at Tangshan and said, "Actually, appearance is not necessarily the most important sometimes."

"As a man, sometimes you have to consider whether it's because of yourself?"

"I would rather have a dog than you. Are you the wrong size?"

Tangshan:? ? ?

Seeing the Hummer leaving, Tangshan roared with rage.

"Ahhhhh! I'm so angry!"

"I want to kill all the rabbits here! I don't believe it. With my appearance in Tangshan, I can't find a rabbit who is willing to be my wife!"

On this day, the rabbit spirits in the Blue Silver Forest, and even ordinary rabbits, were treated inhumanely.

But no matter how much Tangshan tried to coerce her, no rabbit was willing to be his wife.

In despair, Tangshan sat on the ground covered with blue silver grass with dull eyes, and murmured in his voice: "I can't even find a rabbit wife, what's the use of having an inch or two on my crotch?" !”

bass!

A trident appeared in Tangshan's hand, he stared at his crotch, and then suddenly waved the trident!

This time!

A line of blood spurted out from Tangshan's crotch.

At this moment in Tangshan, it seems that he has finally found the true meaning of life!

"I seem to have understood the path of Poseidon."

"Is this why the adage that if you want to practice this skill, you must first leave the palace has been passed down to this day?"

Tangshan's body was surged with mana, and his whole aura soared at this moment.

"It's a pity that these two inches can only be cut once. If I could cut it a few more times, wouldn't I be able to become a saint directly?"

"No, this is not the small world of the saint from Laifu City, but the Three Realms. Maybe there will be some way to be reborn here."

"When the time comes, I'll be growing and cutting at the same time, and maybe I'll be able to spiral straight up and become a saint instantly!"

At this moment, Tangshan's eyes flashed with wisdom, and he felt that he had made the right decision today!

Otherwise, why hadn't I thought of such a simple thing before?

Isn't it just because I am obsessed with one or two inches of things and want to find a rabbit spirit as my wife, that this hinders my cultivation!

Snapped!

Tangshan suddenly patted his head, and instantly felt that an unprecedented avenue appeared in front of his eyes!

Sanctification is expected!

"When I become a saint in Tangshan, all of you who have bullied me will be killed!"

"They all must kneel at my feet and admit their mistakes!"

……

at the same time.

Just as the Humvee was about to leave the Blue Silver Forest, the long-lost system prompt sounded again.

[It has been detected that the host is in the Blue Silver Forest at the eighty-one difficulty node. Do you want to check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for acquiring thirty-six foreign languages. The journey to learn the scriptures is long, and there are countless places along the way. The mountains and rivers are exotic, the races are different, and the languages ​​​​are also different. Proficient in foreign languages ​​​​is a required course for going out! 】

Tang San's burial:? ? ? (End of chapter)