Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Tongzi, did you have a bug?"

Tang Sanzong wiped his bald head and frowned with confusion on his face.

Damn, I’ve already gone to Luzhou, Beiju to collect scriptures, and now I’m thinking about the language barrier?

Speaking of which, I didn’t seem to notice this problem before.

After walking all this way, I didn’t find any language communication barriers.

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Tang Sanzong silently remembered all thirty-six foreign languages ​​in his mind.

Not only different races, but other species as well.

"Master, what's wrong?"

In the Hummer.

Sun Xingzhe, who was playing mahjong, saw that Tang San was deep in thought and did not dare to drop the mahjong in his hand.

If the master touches the cards and is missed by him, he will inevitably have a brain-shattering meal!

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin also became cautious, even breathing a lot more cautiously.

"No...nothing, let's continue playing music!"

"Aaron's music starts!"

"Shichijo!"

"bump!"

"Hachijo!"

"bump!"

"Kujo!"

"bump!"

Seeing that the killing mission had gone through him three times in a row, Tang San could not help but wipe his bald head.

"Xiao Sha, are you playing this card well?!"

Tang Sanzong said through gritted teeth.

"Hehe, it's all luck...just good luck."

Sha Wujin didn't seem to be aware of the tone of Tang San Zang's words at all, still smiling stupidly.

"Shichijo!"

"Hachijo!"

Tang Sanzian almost gritted his teeth and threw out all the cards in front of him.

A game of mahjong ended in a failure due to several repeated tile touches.

"Fuck, no more fun!"

Tang Sanzian suddenly slapped the table: "Xiao Sha, go and stand guard outside."

Shawujin touched his head and said, "Master, you are so confused. Aaron is an all-weather, all-terrain, unlimited Hummer, so there is no need to stand guard at all!"

Ok?

Tang Sanzong raised his eyebrows.

When he was about to say something else, Zhu Bajie kicked him onto the roof of the car.

In the Hummer, another three-person game of Landlords was played happily.

"Shunzi!"

"Take care of it!"

Shawu watched this scene eagerly from the car window, and his lips couldn't help but pucker.

"Woooooooo..."

Zha Wujin took out Gatlin, held it in his arms and whispered: "Xiao Lin is still the best, the two of us will be the best in the world from now on!"

Three minutes later.

Snoring sounded, Sha Wujin tilted his head and fell asleep leaning on Gatlin.

At this moment……

The Hummer came to a sudden stop again, almost throwing Killer from the roof to the bottom of the vehicle.

Sha Wujin suddenly woke up, holding Gatlin in his arms and lifting him up.

"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!"

"Xiao Sha, if you find out later, the enemy will be wiped out." Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and walked out of the car.

Sha Wujin scratched his head in embarrassment, turned over and jumped off the roof of the car.

In front of the Hummer, I saw a weasel man standing up, clasping his hands and worshiping Tang San and the others very devoutly.

After everyone on the Hummer got out of the vehicle, a green light flashed in Weasel's eyes.

Shaking his head, he said in a hoarse voice: "Young man, do you think I look like a human or a god?!"

Tang San's burial:? ? ?

Sun Xingzhe, punishing the eight realms, and killing everything:? ? ?

What the fuck!

The monsters in Luzhou, Beiju, are not all right?

……

heaven.

After being renovated, the Lingxiao Palace has regained its former splendor.

In particular, the Lingxiao Hall and the Jade Emperor's dragon chair look even more gorgeous against the backdrop of the cheap decorations in the hall.

The Jade Emperor was sitting on the dragon chair and was in a good mood.

"Your Majesty, this is the receipt for all the expenses incurred in decorating the entire Lingxiao Palace. The receipt came from the Master of Tushita Palace in person."

Taibai Jinxing handed the receipt to Jade Emperor.

When he saw the numbers above, Jade Emperor Meimei's mood instantly became gloomy.

Just enjoyed it.

I forgot that decoration and other things are quite expensive...

"Laojun took action to renovate the Lingxiao Palace. The price is a little more expensive but it is worth it."

The Jade Emperor was silent for a moment, signed the receipt, and then gave it back to Taibai Jinxing.

"My dear friends, today is the first meeting since the Lingxiao Palace was renovated. I have something important to announce!"

"You also know that after the Heavenly Court's treasure house was stolen, the Buddhist treasure house was sent to Heavenly Court as compensation, but it was 20% less than the Heavenly Court treasure house!"

"Coupled with the large expense of renovating the Lingxiao Palace, our heaven has now reached a critical moment!"

The Jade Emperor paused, glanced at everyone in the hall, cleared his throat and said:

"In order to tide over the difficulties in Heaven, I have decided to take the lead in reducing salaries. I hope all colleagues can be more understanding!"

As soon as these words came out, the hall suddenly became chaotic.

Everyone became dissatisfied.

Heavenly Court had already made a comprehensive salary cut before.

Now that life has finally gotten better, are you going to start cutting your salary again?

Are you taking the lead in cutting salaries?

Do you know how much salary we, the bottom workers, still have?

The point you reduce will have no impact on your life, but the point we reduce is enough to make us who are struggling to have enough food and clothing completely return to poverty!

But no one dared to say it openly.

Everyone was whispering to each other.

Among them, the Barefoot Immortal couldn't bear it anymore and quietly said to Taibai Jinxing: "Lao Bai, you are now a popular person in front of His Majesty. Please tell His Majesty about this salary reduction. It really can't be lowered any further!"

Taibai Jinxing had already thought of this.

So after hearing the notice of salary reduction, his expression didn't change much.

Anyway, the kickbacks I received from Taishang Laojun were enough to cover several years of salary.

The reduced salary is nothing to him!

It can even be said that after joining the line of Taishang Laojun, wages and other things are no longer necessary for Taibai Jinxing.

As long as I am still in this position, I will never be short of money!

"Barefoot Immortal, this matter may be a bit difficult to handle."

Taibai Jinxing spread his hands and said in embarrassment: "This is what His Majesty announced on the spot. If we take the lead in opposing it, Your Majesty will not look good!"

"And His Majesty is right. The finances of the Heavenly Court are tight now. We should share more of His Majesty's worries."

Barefoot Immortal:? ? ?

After touching Taibai Jinxing's forehead, the Barefoot Immortal touched his own forehead again to make sure that the other person had no fever.

The Barefoot Immortal was completely stunned.

When did Taibai Jinxing realize this?

Is it possible that hanging around the Jade Emperor all day long will really lead to brainwashing?

"No, no, Lao Bai can't count on him anymore. He has to think more about his salary."

Just when the Barefoot Immortal was thinking about it.

Suddenly, a voice came from outside the Lingxiao Palace.

"Your Majesty, Mother Lishan and Shen Gongbao are asking for an audience outside the palace!"

(End of this chapter)