Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Seeing Monk Bianji fall straight down, Tangshan's pupils shrank instantly and he was stunned.

Looking blankly at the trident in his hand, Tangshan looked at Baihe Boy and Yuan Hong behind Monk Bianji.

"You... aren't you the disciples of the Buddhist monks? Why didn't you stop me?"

Yuan Hong looked as if the matter had nothing to do with him: "You killed the person, what does it have to do with me?"

Bai Hetongzi has long been accustomed to the intensity of the Eighty-one Dilemma. When something happened to Monk Bianji before, he would feel guilty that he could not protect him well as a disciple.

But now...

How about love!

I came to participate in the Journey to the West to measure the tribulation, but I haven't received a cent of salary so far.

I only came here for the sake of the teacher and the Buddhist painting cake. As for whether this cake can be cashed in in the future, there is still two minds.

So to a certain extent, I am working for nothing.

Anyone who gets hundreds of dollars knows not to work hard.

If you don’t get a single point, why are you trying so hard?

What's more, Monk Bianji is a Buddhist scripture seeker, so even Moonlight Bodhisattva can save him from death.

There is absolutely no need for me to take risks to save him!

And from a realistic point of view, I can't beat Tangshan...

"Third Junior Brother, it's not that I don't stop you, but I really can't defeat your move!"

Tangshan only felt that his eyes were darkened.

He admitted that he was a little over the top just now, but he didn't want to kill Monk Bianji directly.

After all, Saint Zhunti asked him to follow Monk Bianji to learn Buddhist scriptures...

Moreover, he had just realized the cultivation method of Poseidon Avenue, and he still had to find a way to find a way to regenerate the body from the saint.

In this way, you can cut and grow at the same time, and finally achieve spiral soaring!

But now...

You've already messed up the things arranged by the saint, so how can you open your mouth like this?

"What should I do?"

Tangshan looked at Monk Bianji, whose body was already stiff, with a sad look on his face.

"Third Junior Brother, you don't have to worry too much."

Bai Hetongzi looked at him and said: "Master has not gone to the underworld once or twice after death. I have experience in this kind of thing."

"In the future, after you join our experience-learning team, you will see this kind of thing often, and you will get used to it as time goes by."

Tangshan was stunned for a moment, looked at Baihe Boy and asked, "What do you mean by this?"

Baihe Boy skillfully laid Monk Bianji flat on the ground, then pulled the trident out of his chest and handed it to Tangshan.

"You stand here and don't move. I'll go to the Mahavira Palace to find Moonlight Bodhisattva to save people."

……

at the same time.

In the main hall.

Medicine Buddha is sitting on the Buddha bed, his whole appearance has changed a lot.

Ever since the entire Buddhist treasury was paid to Heaven, the standard of living in Buddhism has plummeted.

So much so that Medicine Buddha can no longer meet the standard of one pack of cigarettes a day.

When the craving for cigarettes comes up, I can only forcefully suppress it with quasi-saint-level magic power.

The Buddha's life is so difficult, let alone the lives of other people below him.

All of them looked sallow and thin, with dull eyes. They even lost the energy to do morning prayers and recite Buddhist scriptures every morning. They all stared at the ashtray on the table of the Medicine Buddha with astonishment.

Some bald donkeys who were relatively close even silently activated their magic power to absorb the second-hand smoke of the Medicine Buddha.

The intoxicated expression on his face made some bald donkeys far away envious.

Moonlight Bodhisattva pursed her lips and couldn't help but stood up and said: "World Honored One, can the receipt from Tushita Palace be reimbursed..."

It's true that I paid too much in advance. If I can't get reimbursement, I will go hungry.

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, please be patient. Now that all the treasures of Buddhism have been given to heaven, there is no food left in Buddhism."

"But the saint has already said that Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha will return with the treasure house of heaven in the near future, and our Buddhist sect will be rich. When the time comes, I will reimburse you an additional 20%."

Medicine Buddha sighed.

He has never looked forward to the return of Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha as he does now.

Buddhism can still stand up to it in a short period of time. If time goes on, Buddhism will really fall into a financial crisis.

Salary and other things can be delayed for a while.

If you don't even have the money to smoke, it's possible for the bald donkeys below to rebel.

Medicine Buddha understands this very well.

He just couldn't bear the dwindling supply of cigarettes every day, and the bald donkeys below hadn't smoked in two days.

"But World Honored One...when will Tathagata Buddha and Joyous Buddha come back?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva frowned and couldn't help but ask.

As soon as these words came out, the other bald donkeys in the Mahavira Hall also turned their attention to the Medicine Buddha.

Although Medicine Buddha ordered the Buddhist treasure house to be given to heaven after he came back, and told everyone that Buddhism would have good days in the future.

But whether the Tathagata Buddha and the Happy Buddha can come back, the Buddhist workers are not sure.

After all, the entire Buddhist sect searched the Three Realms for half a month but still couldn't find anyone.

Now, with just one word from Medicine Buddha, Tathagata Buddha and Joyful Buddha can come back?

"This matter was said by the saint himself, and it cannot be false."

Medicine Buddha took a puff of his cigarette. Although he was a little anxious, his expression did not change at all.

"Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha will definitely come back with the treasure trove of heaven. The good days of our Buddhism are not far away!"

"The suffering we are suffering now is for a brighter future!"

"Buddhism flourishes, Amitabha!"

Following Medicine Buddha's shout, the other bald donkeys seemed to be affected and started shouting one after another.

"Buddhism flourishes, Amitabha!"

This sentence seemed to be their spiritual support, adding a touch of life to their originally haggard faces.

Moonlight Bodhisattva could not ask further questions, so she could only retreat silently.

Just now.

Outside the main hall, the voice of the gatekeeper Vajra came.

"For the record, World Honored One, the Buddhist disciple Baihe Tongzi has something important to ask for."

Moonlight Bodhisattva suddenly felt a thump in his heart, and a premonition of fear came into his heart.

As a Buddhist disciple, Baihe Boy's main responsibility is to protect the safety of Monk Bianji.

Under normal circumstances, one would not take the initiative to come to the Main Hall.

I've been here several times before, and it directly removed all the blood clots in Moonlight Bodhisattva's brain.

So much so that when Moonlight Bodhisattva heard about White Crane Boy, he started to get nervous.

"Let him in quickly!"

Medicine Buddha also had experience. After shouting loudly, the White Crane Boy hurriedly ran in.

As soon as I entered the door, I came to the Moonlight Bodhisattva with familiarity.

Before he could even speak, Moonlight Bodhisattva began to foam at the mouth and fell to the ground...

"World...World Honored One...Moonlight Bodhisattva has cerebral thrombosis..."

Before he finished speaking, Medicine Buddha directly hit Moonlight Bodhisattva with a ray of light.

Medicine Buddha has become completely proficient in this set of procedures, and can even accurately locate the location of Moonlight Bodhisattva's blood vessel blockage.

A few seconds later.

Moonlight Bodhisattva's cerebral thrombosis was cleared.

"Gah..."

Moonlight Bodhisattva woke up with heavy breathing.

Seeing that the White Crane boy was about to speak, Moonlight Bodhisattva hurriedly covered his mouth and spoke first: "Don't talk yet, let me slow down..."

"I've just passed this fucking eighty-one ordeal, but I feel like I'm about to die..."

(End of this chapter)