Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Don't talk. Listen to what I say. If it's right, just nod."

Moonlight Bodhisattva struggled to get up from the ground and seemed weak even when he spoke.

When White Crane Boy saw this, he couldn't bear it, and even sympathized with Moonlight Bodhisattva.

From the other party's point of view, Moonlight Bodhisattva was really unlucky in taking charge of this journey to the west.

Good things are not catching up all day long, and every time there is a difficulty, I have to go to the underworld to save people...

Who can bear this?

Moonlight Bodhisattva only suffered from cerebral thrombosis and did not give up on the spot, so he was already strong enough.

"Did Monk Bianji die again?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva asked with a look of despair.

Baihe Boy nodded.

"Okay, you go back and protect his body first. I'll go to the underworld to fish for him later."

Moonlight Bodhisattva weakly waved his hand, and after sending the White Crane Boy away, he said to the Medicine Buddha:

"World Honored One, can you give Monk Bianji a new group of disciples?"

Something went wrong at every difficulty, and Moonlight Bodhisattva almost collapsed.

The Eighty-one Dilemma in Luzhou, Beiju is indeed more difficult than the Eighty-one Difficulty in Hezhou, Xiniu.

But it’s not that difficult, right?

They were both Buddhist pilgrims, so why didn't there always be problems at Tang San's burial site?

Look at Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva. He spends his free time in Buddhism every day either eating or sleeping.

It's not like he is as busy as his grandson all day long, and he still has to advance money to work.

If you are not afraid of suffering yourself, you are afraid of comparing yourself to others.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of your brothers suffering, you are afraid of your brothers driving a Land Rover. This is the mentality of Moonlight Bodhisattva at this moment.

In the final analysis, the apprenticeship of Monk Bianji, a Buddhist monk, is too good!

There's no way he can compare with the disciples Tang San buried!

If White Crane Boy had the skills of Sun Xingzhe, Monk Bianji wouldn't have any difficulty in going to the underworld.

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, once the calamity is started, it cannot be changed!"

"Monk Bianji's entry into the game again is already the result of the saint's influence. How can it be changed again?"

Medicine Buddha frowned and said in a dissatisfied tone: "Besides, this White Crane Boy is the candidate you personally selected."

"Although my own strength is a bit lacking, I still work hard, not to mention that there is an Antarctic Immortal behind me. How can I be replaced casually?"

"But of these eighty-one difficulties, something will happen in every difficulty. We Buddhists can't save people every time, right?"

"The favors from the underworld, the Nine Turns Golden Pill from Laojun, plus the merits assigned to the demon clan for every difficulty."

"If this continues, how much merit will our Buddhist sect be able to lose by the time the calamity of Journey to the West is over?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva was annoyed by Monk Bianji and couldn't help complaining.

And this is not unreasonable.

Everyone says that Journey to the West will bring countless tribulations and merits, but in the end, no one knows how much heaven will bring.

But now the expenses incurred for every difficulty are countless.

This amount of money has far exceeded the previous budget for the journey to the west.

If it continues like this, whether it can be recouped is a question.

Medicine Buddha frowned when he heard this: "Although White Crane Boy is not strong enough, he has Yuan Hong and Tang Shan arranged by the saint as his disciples, and now he is considered to be in place."

"There shouldn't be a problem in the future for the experience-learning team. This situation will definitely not happen again."

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, don't worry."

Yuan Hong and Tangshan are both genuine Daluo Jinxian. Although Beiju Luzhou's 81 is difficult to compete with, they are both paper tigers in front of Daluo Jinxian!

There were so many problems before, all because Baihe Boy was too weak!

Now Monk Bianji's Buddhist scripture-learning team has been officially established, and the three disciples are enough to deal with most disasters!

"I hope so."

Moonlight Bodhisattva shook his head and said immediately: "World Honored One, how should we deal with the matter of Monk Bianji now?" Medicine Master Buddha said calmly: "Let's deal with it as before."

"Go to Taishang Laojun to exchange for a Nine-turn Golden Pill, and save Monk Bianji first."

"But this..."

Moonlight Bodhisattva's face changed slightly, he couldn't help but comb his fingers, and said awkwardly: "World Honored One, you also know that the money I advanced last time has not been reimbursed yet."

"Now the price of the Nine-turn Golden Elixir here from Laojun is increasing day by day. I...I really don't have the money to pay in advance."

"I hope the Lord will allocate the funds so that I can redeem the Nine Turns Golden Pill."

Medicine Buddha's face froze.

money? !

Where the hell am I going to get money now?

"Well... you also know the current situation of our Buddhist sect. Can you give Laojun credit first? When the heavenly treasure trove in the hands of Tathagata Buddha arrives, our Buddhist sect will pay him an additional 20%."

I can't even afford cigarettes, so how can I still have money to buy elixirs?

Now Medicine Buddha is counting on Tathagata Buddha to come back quickly and bring the heavenly treasure house to replenish Buddhism again.

Moonlight Bodhisattva said with a troubled face: "World Honored One, you don't know the situation. Now Laojun recognizes money but not people!"

"If you don't have money, you won't be able to get it, let alone the Nine Transformations Golden Pill, even ordinary pills."

"Please don't embarrass me."

Medicine Buddha remained silent and did not speak.

I already had doubts about Moonlight Bodhisattva's ability to work.

Why don't you just ask him to get a credit? Is it so difficult?

It’s not like he’s just freeloading, and he’ll have to pay more money to pay him back in the future. How difficult is it to do this?

Even if he can't handle this little bit of human sophistication, how can he be relied upon to deal with the important matter of calamity in Journey to the West?

While Medicine Buddha was thinking, his eyes had already fallen on Guanyin Buddha not far away.

He is also a Bodhisattva, so why did he do things so efficiently before?

"Forget it, take my medicine pestle to Taishang Laojun as a pledge and exchange it for a Nine-turn Golden Pill."

Medicine Buddha stretched out his hand, and the medicine pestle slowly fell into Moonlight Bodhisattva's hand.

Although it is not an innate spiritual treasure, as a Buddhist treasure of the World Honored One and a quasi-sage, its symbolic significance is even far greater than that of an innate spiritual treasure!

Its value cannot be underestimated.

"Thank you, Master. I will go to Laojun to exchange for the elixir and revive Monk Bianji as soon as possible!"

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at the same time.

"Hunter, do you think I look like a human or a god?!"

Tang Sanzian looked at the weasel blocking the Humvee and couldn't help but touch his bald head.

The thirty-six foreign languages ​​rewarded by the system suddenly came to mind, and he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, and a bad taste came to his mind.

"Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about."

The weasel fighting on the opposite side was stunned for a moment after hearing these words, then changed his face and spoke again in a fluent foreign language.

"Do you think I look like a man or a god?"

Tang San's burial:? ? ?

The level of education in the three realms has risen to this level, and even the education of the demon clan has become so popular?

Weasel also seemed to notice Tang Sanzian's shock, and said with a proud face: "You young people like you are playing too many tricks now!"

"Thanks to my traveling all over the world over the years, I have learned a lot of various languages. You still want to embarrass me with this little trick?"

"Young man, please tell me, do I look like a human or a god?"

"As long as you say I'm like a god, I'll give you a blessing you can't imagine!"

"Hurry up and say I'm like a god, tell me now!"

(End of this chapter)