Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"In a word, whoever can find Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha will be a great contributor to Buddhism!"

Medicine Buddha suddenly slapped the Buddha bed, knocking over the ashtrays beside it.

Revealing a part of the cigarette butt that was previously wasted, his eyes instantly lit up.

When others were not paying attention, he cast a small spell to pick up the cigarette butt in his hand, and hurriedly cast a flame spell to light it carefully.

"Hi~ha~"

After taking a puff of smoke, Medicine Buddha clearly felt that his head was much clearer.

Seeing this scene, the other Buddhas and bald donkeys in the hall were all red-eyed.

Medicine Buddha no longer smokes.

This means they don’t even have to smoke second-hand smoke!

Can we still live like this?

"Looking for someone, we must find someone!"

"World Honored One, don't say anything anymore. If you can't find Tathagata Buddha, I won't come back!"

"World Honored One, I'm going to find someone right now!"

In the main hall, several bald donkeys couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and flew out of the main hall.

With these people taking the lead, the others no longer hesitated and left the Main Hall one after another.

It was different from the casual attitude I had when I was looking for Tathagata Buddha last time.

This time they were looking for someone completely from the heart.

Tathagata Buddha is not only a leader to them now, but also the wages in their hands, and also the guarantee of whether they can smoke cigarettes in the future!

Now the Buddhist treasure house is gone.

It can be said that everything in Buddhism falls on the head of Tathagata Buddha!

"World Honored One, I am willing to volunteer to find Tathagata Buddha!"

Guanyin Buddha stood up from his bed.

According to Tang San's burial, Tathagata Buddha was exiled on an uninhabited island for thirty days, and the time was almost over.

If she goes to bring Tathagata Buddha back, her reputation in Buddhism will definitely rise to a higher level.

"Oh? Avalokitesvara Buddha is also willing to go to Tathagata Buddha. That would be great!"

Medicine Buddha let out a sigh and looked at Guanyin Buddha in surprise.

You must know that it was Tathagata Buddha who deposed Guanyin Buddha and banned him in the South China Sea.

If I had not corrected the mistakes of Tathagata Buddha, I would no longer be called Guanyin Buddha. It is still unclear whether I could even keep the title of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Searching for Tathagata Buddha is a major event in Buddhism, and my personal grievances are not worth mentioning in comparison."

Guanyin Bodhisattva waved her hand generously.

As soon as these words came out, all the bald donkeys in the hall immediately nodded.

No wonder people can become Buddhas from Bodhisattvas.

Look at their layout!

The bald donkeys who were originally a little jealous of Guanyin Buddha were convinced after hearing these words.

Medicine Buddha laughed even louder: "Buddha Guanyin, regardless of past grievances, is indeed the backbone of our Buddhist sect!"

"I have decided that from now on, Buddhism will launch the ideological decision-making process of 'learning from Guanyin'. From now on, everyone in our Mahavira Palace must follow Guanyin!"

"Only in this way can our Buddhism develop and truly prosper!"

Since the journey to the west, the hearts of Buddhists have been scattered, and even the headquarters has been moved from Daleiyin Temple to the Daxiong Hall in Luzhou, Beiju.

Now that Guanyin Buddha can stand up, Medicine Buddha also feels that it is time to set an example for Buddhism.

Only the power of example can unite Buddhist people's hearts again.

Otherwise, if you are a Buddhist, all you think about is money all day long, and you have no dedication at all. How can you do it?

"Follow the Buddha's decree!"

All the bald donkeys in the main hall shouted in unison, and then hurried out to look for Tathagata Buddha.

Avalokitesvara Buddha said nothing and turned around to leave the Main Hall.

She is different from others who are searching aimlessly.

Guanyin Buddha knew where Tathagata Buddha was suffering, and according to Tang San's burial, Tathagata Buddha would be released soon after serving his sentence. It is estimated that these thirty days will definitely leave a deep impression on Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha.

After all, I survived on a deserted island for a month. When I came back, I had lost my identity as the Vice-Sovereign Lord of Buddhism and was charged with stealing the heavenly treasure house.

It is estimated that if Tathagata Buddha knew these things, he would probably not want to come back.

desert island.

Two men wearing rattan clothes held simple harpoons made of branches.

These two people are Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha who are trying to survive on a desert island.

It seems that the two of them have completely integrated into the desert island life.

Nowadays, it is easy for Tathagata Buddha to spear a fish, light a fire and so on.

Not far away, there is still a thatched house standing.

On the coconut tree next to it, there are some dried fish and other seafood hanging.

It is obvious that the Tathagata Buddha and the Joyful Buddha were very prescient.

Any fish that could not be eaten was dried.

At least this way you don’t have to work hard to eat every day.

It's just that in this month, Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha have completely turned into savages.

If Guanyin Buddha hadn't known that these were Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha, she would never have recognized them.

At this moment, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha have lost a lot of weight.

He is no longer as fat as he used to be.

I even gained a few abdominal muscles from hunger.

Seeing that it was getting dark, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha each took their harpoons and walked to the beach. After a while, they came back with two fishes.

Huanxi Buddha skillfully grilled the fish.

Tathagata Buddha sat in a thatched house, looking up at the stars with sad eyes, as if reminiscing about his glorious past.

After sitting in the house for a while, Tathagata Buddha walked to the island with a tree branch in his hand, pulled some rattan branches and the like, and came back to renovate his thatched house.

He had no idea that he was about to be released from prison.

Still improving his living conditions.

Weave some rattan and the like and place them on top of the thatched house.

After doing all this, Tathagata Buddha sighed with satisfaction, lay down in his shack and fell asleep.

For safety reasons, he and Huanxi Buddha were separated into two separate beds.

It must be said that these two Buddhas are very adaptable.

Even when they were asleep, both of them were holding tree branches in their hands.

After all, there are many dangers on this desert island.

Wild beasts often appear in the middle of the night, and there is also a Buddha of Joy sleeping beside him.

Boys must protect themselves outside.

Calculating the time for Tang San's funeral, Guanyin Buddha flashed and appeared next to Tathagata Buddha.

"World Honored One, are you the World Honored One?"

Guanyin Buddha was full of surprise, and even had a hint of disbelief on his face.

The acting was really good.

The micro-expressions are also very good.

Tathagata Buddha rubbed his eyes, woke up from his sleep, looked at Guanyin, with a hint of astonishment in his eyes.

Then, he sighed heavily and lay down directly: "I was actually dreaming."

It can be seen from this that life on a desert island has dealt a huge blow to Tathagata Buddha.

Even if I saw Guanyin Buddha with my own eyes, I thought it was a dream.

Guanyin Buddha was also confused.

No one expected that Tathagata Buddha would lie down directly again... (End of Chapter)