Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"World Honored One, wake up, I am not dreaming, I am Guanyin Buddha!" ​​Guanyin Buddha shouted.

Tathagata Buddha suddenly sat up, rubbed his eye sockets vigorously, and stared at Guanyin for a long time.

Then he reached out and slapped himself in the face with a big mouth.

He screamed in pain.

But he ignored the pain on his face, looked at Guanyin Buddha intently, and murmured: "It's not a dream, it's not a dream!"

"World Honored One, it's not a dream. I'm really here. World Honored One, you don't know that during the month when you were missing, I traveled all over the three worlds, going up to the green and falling to the underworld. Fortunately, I felt the breath of the World Honored One on this small island. "

Guanyin Buddha said sincerely.

Tathagata Buddha looked at her as if he hadn't come back to his senses yet. After a long time, he looked at her with complicated eyes and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

It was he who ordered Guanyin to be driven out of Buddhism and confined to the South China Sea.

Unexpectedly, the person Buddhism is looking for now is actually the Guanyin Bodhisattva whom he demoted.

Where have all the other bastards in Buddhism gone?

Might as well be an outsider who was demoted by him?

For a moment, Tathagata Buddha had mixed emotions and almost shed tears on the spot.

"What happened back then was... it was my fault..."

Tathagata Buddha sighed: "After I return to Buddhism this time, I will definitely reward you heavily."

"Let's not talk about this now. Let's talk about these things later."

Guanyin Buddha waved his hand and didn't have the heart to tell him the current situation.

With Tathagata Buddha in his current state, she was really afraid that if she told him the truth, Tathagata Buddha would be unable to bear it and pass away directly.

"Don't tell anyone about my situation."

That’s it.

Tathagata Buddha still cares about his dignity as a Buddha.

After all, there are only two people on this desert island, myself and Huanxi Buddha. The eldest brother will not laugh at the second brother.

But if you go out, you must not let others know about your experience.

Guanyin Buddha nodded: "I understand this."

Then with a wave of his hand, Tathagata Buddha's whole body became clean and he was also covered with cassocks.

It's just that compared to the former Buddha, he has lost weight visibly to the naked eye.

Guanyin also did the same thing to the happy Buddha who was still sleeping, making the two savages look like Buddhas again.

"World Honored One, Happy Buddha, can you try to see if your magic power has been restored now?"

After taking the two of them out of the island, Guanyin Buddha asked.

Hearing this, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha tried to activate their magic power.

After a try, long-lost smiles appeared on both their faces.

"Restored...mana has been restored!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I will never look for a deserted island with no one in the future. Damn it, it's good to do things in the Cuiyun Pavilion of the Main Hall from now on."

The happy Buddha was about to cry, with a face that looked like he was surviving a disaster.

Tathagata Buddha's body was trembling, and he felt that these thirty days of survival on a deserted island seemed like a dream.

Now that I woke up, I was still very moved.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, don't say anything anymore. From now on in Buddhism, I will be the boss and you will be the second boss!"

Tathagata Buddha's chest was beating loudly, as if he had been on the desert island for a long time, and some of his habits were like those of a savage.

Guanyin Buddha frowned and said, "The World Honored One is unaware of something. There are some changes happening in Buddhism."

"I have been missing for such a long time, so some changes are expected. But now that I am back, nothing is a problem."

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, you can rest assured."

Seeing the confident look on Tathagata Buddha's face, Guanyin Buddha opened his mouth and said nothing more.

There was just a hint of pity in the eyes looking at Tathagata Buddha.

It's nice not to know anything, and I can still have fun by myself for a while.

I just don’t know if Tathagata Buddha will still be able to laugh after he knows that he has been charged with stealing the treasure house of heaven!

Beiju Luzhou.

In the main hall. The teams that went out to look for Tathagata Buddha returned to the main hall one after another.

It's just that everyone has a look of disappointment on their faces.

Although their search for people this time was much more diligent than last time, the result was the same as last time.

No news!

The two quasi-sages, Tathagata Buddha and Joyful Buddha, completely disappeared into the three realms like mud cows entering the sea!

The entire hall fell into an eerie silence.

The Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng frowned and said, "World Honored One, this Tathagata Buddha has not returned for a long time. I wish I had made plans earlier!"

Intend?

Buddhism is in this situation now, what else can I do to plan?

Medicine Buddha glanced weakly at the Ancient Buddha of Burning Deng.

At this moment, he even had some doubts in his heart, whether the saint was deceiving him about the return of Tathagata Buddha!

After all, the variables of calamity cannot be found out.

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha both disappeared due to variables. How could they be found so easily?

What the hell!

Doesn’t that mean that my Buddhist treasure house was given to heaven in vain?

The more Medicine Buddha thought about it, the darker his face became.

Is it possible that Buddhism will go bankrupt in its own hands?

No, no, no matter what, we have to wait until the next World Honored One takes office.

This thunder must not explode during his term of office.

Just what to do?

Medicine Buddha fell into silence, his eyes moving back and forth between Maitreya Buddha and the Ancient Buddha of Burning Lights.

Seeing this, Ananda quietly handed over the last cigarette he had collected.

Medicine Buddha's eyes suddenly sparkled, and before Ananda could light the fire for him, he directly cast a fire spell and started to smoke.

This guy is good!

I know I just need a cigarette to relieve my boredom.

When Buddhism has passed this hurdle, it can be put into the promotion team and focused on training.

After taking a few puffs of the cigarette, Medicine Buddha felt that his brain was spinning faster.

A solution was quickly figured out.

"Randeng Ancient Buddha, you have accompanied the Buddhist monks to come here, and you have rich experience in living a hard life."

"From now on, I hope you can carry forward the spirit of not being afraid of hardship or tiredness, and lead us in Buddhism to regain the entrepreneurial spirit of the past!"

"I have decided to officially appoint the Ancient Buddha of Burning Deng as the lifelong honorary Lord of the Main Hall!"

"Based on the previous thought of 'learning Guanyin', we will now focus on learning the spirit of 'Landeng Ancient Buddha'!"

"Everyone applaud!"

There was sparse applause in the hall.

I can’t even afford to smoke anymore. What’s the use of talking so much now and promoting the spirit of hardship?

brush.

Just now.

The figure of Guanyin Buddha appears in the Main Hall.

Suddenly everyone was stunned.

Immediately afterwards, he saw two monks with green hair, strong builds and brand new cassocks coming in behind Guanyin Buddha.

Because Tathagata Buddha and Huanxi Buddha each lost at least more than 100 kilograms.

So much so that no one at the scene recognized who they were.

Medicine Buddha was also stunned for a long time, then he laughed and said: "Everyone has seen it, this is why I asked you to learn Guanyin."

"Even with the current situation in Buddhism, Guanyin Buddha can still transfer two destined people to our Buddhism. If everyone has this spirit, why worry about our Buddhism not being able to prosper?"

Medicine Buddha looked at Tathagata Buddha and Joyful Buddha happily, and asked: "Since you two came from the transformation of Guanyin Buddha, please introduce yourselves to everyone first."

Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha both felt a little dazed when they heard this.

Do you still need to introduce yourself?

Don’t these bald donkeys have eyes?

"I'm not dead yet. Is it possible that there is no room for me in the Great Hall?"

Tathagata Buddha snorted coldly, and his quasi-sage level strength completely exploded at this moment. (End of chapter)