Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Could it be that he is really the Buddha?

After all, he called him Buddha, and the other party didn't object.

If he is really an ordinary Arhat and hears himself calling him Buddha, even if he is secretly laughing in his heart, he will definitely refute it on his lips.

After all, there is a Bodhisattva in between from Arhat to Buddha.

If the Buddha knew about his rash arrogance, how could he still hang out in Buddhism in the future?

Tathagata Buddha patted his forehead.

His face gradually darkened.

Oh shit!

Damn the Second Saint of the West!

I have served you with a shy face for so many years, and now at the critical moment of Buddhism, I have kicked me out and replaced my direct descendants with picking peaches?

When Buddhism was working hard to develop, why didn't you let your disciples suffer?

Are you going to charge me with theft?

Tathagata Buddha felt a little irritable and took out a cigarette from his pocket.

Just as he was about to cast a fire spell to ignite himself, he found that all his magic power had been sealed.

Grass!

He cursed secretly.

Tathagata Buddha stood up, put the cigarette on a candle not far away and lit it.

The old abbot looked at the cigarette in Tathagata Buddha's hand and immediately knelt even more upright.

Because of the influence of Wuzhuangguan, Wuzhuangguan brand cigarettes are popular among gods and Buddhas, and now Nanshan brand cigarettes are basically popular in the mortal world.

Although both are cigarettes, their effects are completely different!

The old abbot just took a breath of Tathagata Buddha's second-hand smoke and instantly felt refreshed.

You can imagine how powerful it would be if you took one puff!

"Ahem, I am a destined person who traveled through the three realms and was overworked. I never thought that I would fall down in your temple."

What Tathagata Buddha said is plausible.

You can't tell them that you were thrown into the mortal world by a saint to suffer, right?

And it still fell from the sky in such a shameful way.

So am I still hanging around?

Although Medicine Buddha has now become the World Honored One of Buddhism, most of the believers in the world still recognize him as Tathagata Buddha.

The merits of this incense should not be underestimated.

Therefore, Tathagata Buddha also has to maintain his image in the mortal world.

When the old abbot heard this, he was immediately frightened.

Even Tathagata Buddha lay down in his own temple.

This is a great honor!

How many Buddhist believers never have the chance to see the true face of Buddha!

And I have only served Qingdeng Ancient Buddha for decades, so I have such an opportunity!

At this moment, the old abbot was shaking with excitement and almost burst into tears on the spot.

He knelt on the ground and said tremblingly: "Buddhists like me never thought that we would be able to meet the Buddha in our lifetime!"

As he spoke, the old abbot's voice became choked with sobs: "My family has been poor since I was a child...my parents passed away very early. Being lonely and helpless, I began to believe in Buddhism from then on, even though there were people there at that time. Many people bully me, but I firmly believe that only Buddha can save me from suffering!"

When it came to the sad part, the tears in the old abbot's eyes fell like soybeans.

Even Tathagata Buddha did not expect that there would be believers with such firm faith in the lower world.

I couldn't help but feel sympathy for a moment.

The old abbot continued with runny nose and tears: "I can see the Buddha today. I want to thank my parents and my third aunt. She showed me Buddhist scriptures when I was a child."

"In addition, I would like to thank the big black dog from Luohan Temple who brought me into Luohan Temple."

"If my parents and third aunt knew that I saw the Buddha today, they would be under the Nine Springs and should rest in peace!"

"I beg you, Lord Buddha, to save me!"

Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but be stunned.

Damn it! Why do you still want me to purify him?

Now that I don’t even have any mana, how can I survive?

Besides, does Buddhism still have a place for him now?

Where can I help you go?

Seeing the old abbot's tearful appearance, Tathagata Buddha thought for a moment and finally decided to pick up the trick of Buddhism to deceive people again.

After brewing his emotions for a while, Tathagata Buddha suddenly shouted loudly: "Monks believe that the four elements are empty. There is nothing in the heart. How can we attract dust?"

"You hope so much to become a Buddha immediately, and hope that Buddhism will be universal, but you don't know that your obsession is too deep!"

The old abbot was stunned when he heard this, and he knelt on the ground and trembled.

It is true that the four elements of a monk are empty.

But monks also have dreams.

When he was a novice monk, he dreamed of becoming an abbot one day. When he became an abbot, he dreamed of becoming a Buddha.

Isn't this the normal thought of a monk?

"Buddha, I know my sin, I know my sin!" The old abbot knelt on the ground and hurriedly apologized.

Tathagata Buddha snorted coldly, dropped the cigarette butt on the ground, and took a long breath.

But this old bald donkey was frightened.

"I don't blame you, I just hope you won't be too obsessed."

After a pause for a few seconds, Tathagata Buddha continued: "Well, since I met you in this temple, you are destined to be with me. When you die in this life, I will naturally send someone to come and save you. "

"Thank you Buddha, thank you Buddha!"

The old abbot kowtowed repeatedly, as excited as an eighty-year-old child.

During his lifetime, he met the Buddha and promised to bless him.

For the old abbot, this was something that he never dared to think about before.

"Okay, I have other important matters, so I won't stay here any longer."

Tathagata Buddha waved his hand and immediately walked out of the meditation room step by step.

no way.

His magic power was blocked by Saint Zhunti, so he could only walk on foot.

But this scene fell into the eyes of the old abbot, and he naturally imagined the image of Buddha traveling through the three realms to save all sentient beings.

As he watched Tathagata Buddha leave Luohan Temple, the old abbot was grinning from ear to ear.

"From now on, this Zen room is completely sealed and no outsiders are allowed to enter!"

The old abbot asked his disciple to bring an iron lock and carefully locked up the place.

At the same time, Luohan Temple was renamed Temple of the Reclining Buddha!

The reason is also very simple.

Because Buddha once lay down here.

They even smashed all the eighteen Arhat sculptures originally enshrined in the temple and replaced them with those of Tathagata Buddha.

The entire temple underwent extensive construction and was completely renovated.

Looking at the brand-new Temple of the Reclining Buddha, the old abbot nodded with satisfaction.

Just don’t know how long your life is left?

The sooner you die, the sooner you will be saved by Buddha.

Suddenly, the old abbot's eyes lit up, and he seemed to have thought of some solution.

So, on a dark and windy night, the old abbot called one of his most proud disciples and told him that you will be the abbot of the Temple of the Reclining Buddha from now on!

Under the witness of everyone, the old abbot officially passed his mantle to her.

I believe that in the future, under the leadership of this disciple, the Temple of the Reclining Buddha will surely flourish and flourish!

After finalizing these matters, the old abbot waved his hand and signaled everyone to go out.

Then he locked the Zen room, took out his belt, and tied it to the beam.

He stepped on the small stool under his feet, put his head into the circle formed by the belt, took a deep breath, and kicked the stool under his feet...

"My Buddha, my disciples have come early!" (End of Chapter)