Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Since the Jade Emperor introduced cigarettes to Heaven, in just a few months, cigarettes have become one of the most important goods in Heaven.

The way all the gods greet each other has also changed from "Have you eaten?" to "Have you smoked today?"
This shows how influential this cigarette is in heaven!

In order to encourage the gods in heaven, the Jade Emperor also gave cigarettes as rewards. A certain number of cigarettes would be distributed as benefits every month according to the level of the gods.

If the demand for immortals exceeds the number of rewards, you can also find Taibaijinxing to spend money to buy it.

Of course, the price is also consistent with Wuzhuangguan.

The Jade Emperor is still very conscientious in this regard and does not make money.

After all, Wuzhuangguan is such a big sign.

If you add money, others will go directly to Wuzhuangguan to buy cigarettes.

The reason why the Jade Emperor put Taibai Jinxing in charge of this matter was entirely because Taibai, an old boy, was obedient and had principles in doing things.

Everything is based on profit and does not care about favors.

Without merit or magic weapon, no one can use it.

Since he was in charge of selling Tianting cigarettes, the basic currency used for monthly wages in Tianting has been changed from merit to cigarettes!
Taibai Jinxing also felt that he had a high position and authority for the first time.

Which god in heaven can't help but smile when he sees me?

Except of course the Jade Emperor.

With just one look from him, Taibai Jinxing would quickly light up his cigarette.

There is no way, who makes others the leader?

The power to decide how to sell cigarettes yourself.

It can be said that as long as the Jade Emperor is unhappy, he can revoke his status as the general agent of Tianting cigarette sales with just one sentence.

It would be great if I could buy cheap cigarettes wholesale from Wuzhuangguan.

Taibai Jinxing thought in his heart.

Although Wuzhuangguan cigarettes bear the name of Zhenyuan Immortal in name, they are actually made by Tang Sanzong.

With his relationship with Tang Sanzong, he might be able to get some low-priced cigarettes.

When the time comes, by relying on cigarettes, maybe I will have a chance to be on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor?

Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing became excited and excited.

However, to achieve this goal, some planning is required.

First of all, he must firmly bind the gods in heaven to his side.

So getting low-priced cigarettes from Wuzhuangguan is very important!

After all, this is no small matter.

Maybe your life will be lost.

Be cautious.

"Perhaps we can use the lower realm plan that Heavenly Court recently reached with everyone on the Conferred Gods List to trade with Tang San for cigarettes?"

Taibai Jinxing suddenly had an idea in his mind.

Tang San's burial is now in Luzhou, Beiju, where he is gathering scriptures and participating in the calamity.

Nothing is more important to him than this.

If you exchange this news for yourself, you should be able to get cigarettes that are cheaper than the price in Heaven.

Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing's eyes lit up.

It was as if he saw a road to wealth laid out in front of him.

"Tai... Taibai Jinxing, how are you doing these days?"

The Giant Spirit God came from outside and said hello with a flattering look on his face.

It's just that the giant spirit god has lost a lot of weight at this moment, and even the uniform issued by heaven is gone.

Because it was a refined magic weapon, he had already exchanged it for cigarettes.

So at this moment, the Giant Spirit God changed into a set of ordinary clothes.

Situations like this are extremely common in today's heaven.

The magic weapons refined from clothes were basically exchanged for cigarettes.

Basically all the gods wear the most ordinary clothes.

Many gods even exchanged all the magic weapons they used for fighting. Anyway, there is no war in heaven, so holding the magic weapon in your own hands is of no use. It is better to smoke some cigarettes instead.

There were even several incidents of theft.

But compared to the Jade Emperor, there is no solution.

Is it possible to ask Taibaijinxing to lower the price of cigarettes?

Obviously it is impossible.

The cigarettes Tianting takes from Wuzhuangguan are already at wholesale prices. If it is any lower, Tianting will do charity.

Could the Jade Emperor be such a good person?
Obviously not.

"Didn't we just meet at Lingxiao Palace?" Taibai Jinxing glanced at him.

Not to mention that he now holds the power to sell cigarettes. Even without this power, his position is far above that of the Giant Spirit God.

The Giant Spirit God smiled and said: "Didn't I forget? Sure enough, not smoking cigarettes for a long time has caused memory to begin to decline."

The Giant Spirit God once secretly took two cigarettes back during the peach banquet.

Therefore, his cigarette reserve is one of the best among the gods in heaven.

This also led to his intemperate smoking, smoking several packs of cigarettes a day, which eventually made him the second-most smoker in heaven after the Jade Emperor.

It’s just that the greater the addiction, the greater the demand!
The cigarettes stolen during the peach feast were quickly finished.

The rewards and wages issued by Heaven were all gone early.

Now even the magic weapons have been exchanged completely.

Taibai Jinxing knew very well the intention of the Giant Spirit God.

After snorting coldly in his heart, he said calmly: "If the Giant Spirit God wants to exchange for cigarettes, please prepare your magic weapon and go to my canteen to exchange it."

Because there is a large demand for cigarettes in the channel, it is inevitably inconvenient to put them in the treasure house under the Jade Emperor's butt.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor specially approved and asked Taibai Jinxing to set up a canteen specializing in cigarette sales.

As he spoke, Taibai Jinxing took out a cigarette, lit it for himself and started puffing away as if on purpose.

Suddenly the giant spirit god's eyes lit up, and he wanted to grab it and take a few sips himself.

"Taibai...I, I really don't have much money lately."

The Giant Spirit God said with a sneer on his face: "Do you think we can make an IOU for a pack of cigarettes on credit first?"

Taibai Jinxing did not refuse directly.

Because he also discovered that not many people in Heaven can afford cigarettes nowadays.

And as the addiction to smoking gets stronger, the demand for cigarettes is also increasing.

If this continues, my business will be affected.

If you can't sell cigarettes, you will have less oil and water in your hands.

How else can he achieve freedom from cigarettes?

Suddenly, Taibai Jinxing's eyes lit up slightly, as if he remembered something, and he returned to his mansion in a hurry.

Even if the giant spirit god yelled behind him, he didn't pay attention.

The canteen is built outside Taibaijinxing's mansion.

After returning to the mansion, Taibai Jinxing took a pen and began to write and draw.

I don't know what I'm calculating.

After a long time, a smile appeared on his face.

Then let the people below go and summon the whole heaven.

Taibaijinxing has started lending!

In other words, if you don’t have any magic weapon or anything, you can smoke if you want.

I'll get it for you.

But when I receive my salary next month, you have to give me one and a half times a pack of cigarettes.

In order to prevent some debts from not being recovered, Taibai Jinxing even made them take an oath of heaven!

When they heard that there was such a good thing, the gods who were scratching their hearts because they couldn't smoke suddenly became excited.

(End of this chapter)