Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"There is no good person among Buddhist scriptures, so you should die!"

As the words fell, Monk Bianji instantly felt a murderous aura coming!
Baihe Boy's voice also sounded: "Master, be careful!"

Monk Bianji immediately dodged, trying to avoid the attack of the beast-eared lady.

But how can a mortal be as powerful as a monster?
The beast-eared girl gritted her silver teeth and struck down with her sword!

boom!
The knife just hit the bald head!
Monk Bianji's eyes suddenly widened, his pupils began to dilate, and he only said one sentence: "Do I even know you? Are you sick..."

Monk Bianji tilted his head and fell directly to the ground.

The beast-eared girl succeeded with one blow, and regardless of Monk Bianji's disciples, she picked up Monk Bianji and ran away.

Seeing this, the boy Baihe immediately flapped his wings and stopped in front of him: "Put down Master!"

The beast's ear girl's eyes turned cold, she stared at the White Crane boy and roared: "The Buddhist scripture seeker has prevented me from becoming an immortal. The emperor said that only by eating the scripture seeker can I regain my cultivation!"

"You and I are both monsters. Could it be that you want to stop me?"

The Beast Ear Girl was naturally the weasel who had come to Tang San for burial before.

Originally, she had thought that she would ask for a seal from a Buddhist scripture seeker, so that she could more or less benefit from traveling to the west to measure tribulations.

Maybe the words spoken by the holy monk Jin could help him improve his cultivation to a few more levels.

But who would have thought that that seemingly harmless monk could actually say such cold words from his mouth!

So much so that she looks like this now!
In this Journey to the West world, the public's aesthetics are basically in line with the aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty.

The Beast-Eared Lady's current image was basically looked down upon by everyone except Tang Sanzong who could appreciate her beauty.

Bai Hetongzi didn't talk nonsense to her, he just hit her with magic power and snatched Monk Bianji's body from her hand.

"What does Monk Bianji have to do with you and the Buddhist monk Tang Sanzong?"

The beast-eared girl frowned: "Then...then I can't beat Tang San's burial team, right?"

???

Baihe boy was stunned for a moment when he heard this: "You can't beat Tang San to bury them, so why are you trying to take advantage of us?"

The beast-eared girl nodded her little head righteously, and her ponytail swayed, which made her look even more cute out of thin air.

"The Imperial Master said that if I want to restore my cultivation, I can only eat the Buddhist monks."

"Since there are two Buddhist scripture collectors, I can't defeat Tang San to bury them, so I have no choice but to come to you."

"Is this difficult to understand?"

As soon as these words came out, not only Baihe Boy, but also Yuan Hong and Tang Shan were stunned.

If you can't beat others, come and beat us?

What the fuck is this? !

The trident in Tangshan's hand was pointed directly at the beast-eared girl, and he said in a cold voice: "Put down the debate monk, I will spare your life!"

The beast-eared lady frowned: "If you want this monk, there is no way!"

He held the Bianji monk in one hand and picked up the weapon in the other hand and hit Tangshan.

However, the Beast Ear Girl was transformed from Tang San's funeral, and her cultivation level was not high, so she was pinned to the ground by Tang Shan almost instantly.

The body of Monk Bianji was also thrown aside.

"If you dare to fight me, you already have a way to die!"

The beast-eared girl was pinned down by Tangshan. She didn't know whether she was attracted by Tangshan's handsome image or because she sought the title of beast-eared girl.

He actually had a strange feeling towards Tangshan. In a hurry, he couldn't help but grab Tangshan's crotch with his little hands.

But when I grabbed it, it turned out to be empty!

The expression of the beast-eared girl changed instantly!
"you you you you……"

Tang Shan suddenly waved the trident in his hand: "Be brave and suffer death!"

Daluo Jinxian's cultivation level completely exploded at this moment.

Boom!

A golden light suddenly flashed across the body of the beast-eared girl, directly blocking the attack of the Tangshan Trident.

"If you dare to attack me, just wait until the Imperial Master comes to find you!"

The beast-eared girl cursed fiercely and disappeared in the golden light. "Quasi Saint!?"

Tangshan was stunned for a moment and silently took back the trident in his hand.

He looked at Yuan Hong and Bai He Tongzi and asked, "Do you know who this Imperial Master is?"

Even if Tangshan had his own arrogance, he had to take it seriously if he provoked an enemy at the quasi-saint level.

Baihe Boy frowned and thought for a long time, and finally shook his head helplessly.

"San'er, I have never heard of this imperial master, senior brother..."

On the contrary, it was Yuan Hong who was silent for a moment and then said: "He is called the Imperial Master and is also a quasi-sage. If my prediction is correct, he should be the Imperial Master Kunpeng who was separated from the Monster Clan when the Lich Tribulation was in progress. "

"If that's the case, you're in big trouble."

"No matter how powerful they were once, the demon clan is just lingering on Luzhou in Beiju now."

"He is the Emperor Master of the Demon Clan, and I am still a disciple of Buddhist scripture seekers. What is there to be afraid of?"

Tangshan comforted himself on the surface.

But the need for a method to regenerate severed limbs became more urgent.

On the one hand, it is my dignity as a man, and on the other hand, it is the key to whether I can understand the Poseidon Avenue!
"Now that Monk Bianji is dead, I'm afraid we have to ask Moonlight Bodhisattva to help him resurrect."

The White Crane boy stood up and said: "I am familiar with this matter. You protect the master's body while I go to the Main Hall. I am familiar with the way."

Tangshan waved his hand: "I'll go this time. It just so happens that I still have something to ask Moonlight Bodhisattva."

……

at the same time.

A Hummer slowly drove out of the forest, and the four masters and apprentices were playing mahjong and singing songs in the carriage.

The system beeps as promised.

[It is detected that the host is at Princess Tomb, the eighty-one difficulty node. Do you want to check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for acquiring the ability to randomly enlighten plants. There is a chance that plants will undergo certain mutations, which can effectively fight against dead creatures. 】

Tang San's burial:? ? ?

Why does this introduction sound familiar?
"Master, this place in front looks a bit spooky."

At this moment, Aaron's voice came from outside the carriage.

Because the Hummer was extremely fast, when Aaron's voice fell, the master and disciples suddenly felt that it was getting dark.

The air became thicker as if ink had been poured into it.

An eerie atmosphere was conveyed to everyone through the car window.

"Master, there is something weird here!"

Sun Xingzhe also became alert, his fiery golden eyes flashed with light, as if he could see through the fog.

Da da da.

Footsteps sounded in the mist.

Even Sun Xingzhe's fiery eyes were affected and could not see clearly at all.

Tang San's burial immediately activated his Divine Eyes of Deception, and the world in his eyes seemed to become clear.

I saw a humanoid creature, stiff and staggering step by step, walking towards them.

If this were the case, there would be no surprises at Tang San's burial.

After all, what monsters and monsters have you not seen along the way?

There's nothing surprising about encountering a zombie.

But when he saw the zombie wearing glasses and holding a newspaper in his hand, Tang Sanbian lost his composure.

"This...isn't this the fucking second master from Plants vs. Zombies?"

(End of this chapter)