Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"This...isn't this the fucking second master from Plants vs. Zombies?"

Tang Sanzian was stunned when he saw a familiar figure walking out of the fog.

"Master, I have never seen this before. What is this?"

Sun Xingzhe took out the AK47 in his hand and tried hard to see through the zombie's true nature.

But no matter how hard he tried, the zombies still didn't seem to change at all!

"The aura looks like a human being, but...but it obviously looks different from a human being?"

Kill Don't Jin was holding Gatlin, and blue light had begun to gather in the barrel of the gun. As long as Tang Sanbian gave the order, he could beat the zombies in front of him into sieves!

Zhu Bajie took down the laser cannon on his shoulder again. After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Master... if my prediction is correct, this should... be a zombie, right?"

As a third-generation disciple of the Human Religion, Zhu Bajie has received a formal inheritance and knows more about various secrets in the Three Realms than Sun Xingzhe and Sha Wujin.

If it weren't for the journey to the west to measure the calamity, it might still be a chess piece placed by the Human Religion in the heaven.

"Zombie?!"

Sun Xingzhe and Sha Wujin looked at each other, feeling a little unfamiliar with the term Zhu Bajie said.

Tang Sanzong nodded: "Xiaozhuzhu is right, this is indeed a zombie."

zombie.

As a very unique species in the ancient world, the ancestors of zombies, generals, have been born since the beginning of Pangu.

Since then, the zombie family has been passed down.

It's just that except for generals, the zombies in later generations are inferior to each other, which also leads to the decline of this ethnic group.

Later, after the rise of the human race, zombies gradually merged with the human race.

However, after the catastrophe of the Conferred Gods, the world was completely unconnected, and there was no way to escape from the mortal world, and the zombies disappeared.

Tang Sanbian didn't expect that he would encounter zombies again in Luzhou, Beiju!

And this zombie seems to reveal a clear sense of stupidity.

Following the "Second Master", another zombie staggered out of the mist with an iron bucket on his head and an iron gate made of iron wire in his hand.

Astonishingly, it is the Tie Tongmen zombie: Mr. San!

It doesn't walk very fast.

It basically maintains uniform linear motion with the "Second Master" in front.

Accompanying Mr. San, there are all kinds of ordinary zombies, flag zombies, roadblock zombies, etc.

"Sha~"

The zombies make weird noises as they walk.

Even the zombies who were close still exuded a foul stench from their mouths.

"It's unbearable, Xiaosha, I can't bear it anymore!"

Kill it but don't pull the trigger on the Gatling in your hand.

A round of bullets with blue light hit the zombie "Second Master" who was holding the newspaper in his hand hard on the head.

It's just that the zombie seems to be particularly strong in body and can't feel any pain. Gatling's bullet hit his body, except for leaving bullet holes, it did not affect any of the "Second Master's" actions.

But the newspaper in its hand was completely shattered into pieces after the last bullet fell.

"Hoo~"

Without the newspaper, it seemed that the seal of "Second Master" had been unlocked, and he rushed straight towards Sha Wujin as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

"My grass!"

"Master, why can't this zombie be killed? And it's coming at me, Xiaosha."

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Die to me!"

Sha Wujin was surprised for a moment, then he hit the "Second Master" with Gatling in his hand.

The bullets roared out from the barrel of the blue light as if they were free.

"Da da da da..."

The "Second Master" who fell into madness was completely shattered and fell to the ground before he even reached Sha Wu Jin.

"Hahaha, it works!"

Seeing the zombies fall, Sha Wu Jin roared excitedly, hugged Gatling and started shooting indiscriminately.

"Da da da……"

The sound of gunfire continued, and zombies fell on the road one after another. "Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!"

At this moment, a loud voice sounded.

Immediately afterwards, a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and a high hat, holding a long sword made of copper coins, flew towards the burial place of Tang San.

Bang!
The copper sword was stuck heavily on the ground.

The Taoist priest's robe moved automatically in the wind, as if he were an expert outside the world, standing in front of the people buried in Tang San.

He turned his head and said in a very sullen tone: "Everyone, back off, I'm going to start showing off!"

next second.

The Taoist priest reached into his arms, grabbed a handful of peas, and threw them towards the zombies like bullets.

"Ugh~"

Pea bullets seem to be more effective than Gatling bullets.

Just hit a few peas and ordinary zombies will start to collapse.

"Come on fire!"

"Let you see the power of the poor!"

The Taoist priest swung the copper coin sword on the ground and cut off a section of the tree trunk on the side.

"Hurry up as a law!"

The Taoist priest muttered something, his index and middle fingers came together, and a wisp of flame fell on the tree trunk.

Boom!

The flames instantly burned on the tree trunk.

The power of the peas in the Taoist priest's hand seemed to increase several times when it passed through the flaming tree stump, and it was even more effective when hitting zombies.

But Tang Sanzian fell into deep contemplation as he watched this scene.

When did Taoist priests no longer use copper swords, but replaced them with peashooters and torch stumps?

……

Rumble!
Deep in the chaos, there was a sudden movement.

Saint Zhunti, Saint Jieyin and Yuanshi Tianzun sit cross-legged, forming a triangle posture.

The three of them looked at each other and took action at the same time.

The magic powers of the three people merged together and formed a powerful force that spread across the sky.

Boom boom boom!

It was as if the void was collapsing and even the chaos was about to be shattered.

High in the sky, an invisible force pressed down.

"Damn it, the power of heaven has arrived!"

Sage Zhunti cursed.

The power of the three saints is too strong. If he continues to use it like this, it will easily affect other people in the Three Realms.

Tiandao had to take action to weaken this power.

Boom, boom!
A dull sound of thunder rang in my ears.

The depths of chaos were vaguely surrounded by dark red clouds of calamity.

But the three saints acted as if they had not heard of all this and still took action.

Ask God!

Look for that little bit of uncertainty.

High in the sky, space was distorted.

It seemed like the sky was falling and the earth was falling.

Finally, a picture appeared in front of the three people.

Above is the group from Tang San's burial!

Seeing this scene, the eyes of the three saints couldn't help but change.

Especially Saint Zhunti and Saint Jieyin, their expressions suddenly changed at this moment!
He doubted the leader of Tongtian, doubted Yuanshi Tianzun, and doubted all kinds of famous people in the Three Realms.

But I never thought that in the end, my home would be stolen!
Did this variable appear in the team that traveled to the West to learn the scriptures? (End of chapter)