Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, hold still, don't get excited yet."

"This time it's Tangshan, not Baihe Boy."

Medicine Buddha immediately hit Moonlight Bodhisattva with a ray of light.

With familiarity, he was able to clear up the cerebral thrombosis that was about to block him in advance.

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who was foaming at the mouth, stood up staggeringly.

After wiping the foam from the corner of his mouth, he said embarrassedly: "Don't worry, World Honored One, I... I can still hold on!"

"You...you'd better call Tangshan in quickly and ask what he's here for."

"Maybe... maybe this disaster happened in the right way, and it was the disciple of the Buddhist disciple who came to ask for help."

Moonlight Bodhisattva still has some illusions in his heart.

I was responsible for the eighty-one difficulties of the debate monk. The script for each difficulty was clearly arranged, but in the end...

Just don’t mention it!

This time we came to Tangshan, maybe the disaster happened according to the script?

When asked, Medicine Buddha’s eyes also lit up!
During this period of time, all kinds of troubles in Buddhism almost destroyed his mentality.

If this Tangshan really came to seek help for the Eighty-one Difficulties, it would be the only thing that went well for Buddhism in such a long time.

"The Eight Great Vajras, Xuantangshan comes in!"

King Kong, the gatekeeper, received Medicine Buddha's permission and immediately brought Tang Shan in.

But as he walked further in, Tangshan's frown deepened.

Pink candles, curtains fluttering in the wind, soft beds...

Isn’t this place the Mahavira Hall of Buddhism’s headquarters?
Why is this decoration like... like a fucking brothel? !
Although he was confused, Tangshan still suppressed his curiosity and followed the gatekeeper King Kong into the main hall.

"World Honored One, disciple Tangshan, the disciple of the sutra seeker, brought him here." The gatekeeper Vajra lowered his head and reported.

"Meet the Buddha in Tangshan!"

Tangshan's gaze slightly circled around the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas sitting on the Buddha's bed in the main hall, and then he bowed respectfully.

Although the environment here is a bit weird, there is no doubt about the strength of these people!
"Tangshan, if you don't protect Monk Bianji to learn Buddhist scriptures, why do you come to our Buddhist headquarters?"

Medicine Buddha sits on the highest Buddha bed, and his voice sounds like a bell.

This is also a script that Buddhism has written long ago.

In the past, it was originally used by Tathagata Buddha to show off.

It's just that until now, Tathagata Buddha has been demoted, and he hasn't had the opportunity to show off.

Now let the Medicine Buddha pretend it.

"This……"

Tangshan glanced at the Moonlight Bodhisattva not far away, then looked at the Medicine Buddha, and said with some embarrassment: "Buddha, this disciple came here...to find the Moonlight Bodhisattva."

"Now that you have arrived at my Mahavira Palace, I can also help you with whatever Moonlight Bodhisattva can promise you."

"If my prediction is correct, but the Buddhist monk is in danger, you disciples are at a loss what to do?"

Tangshan shook his head, then nodded again.

Medicine Buddha laughed loudly: "When one is exhausted, there is nothing to be ashamed of."

"Speak out the problems you encounter, and I will arrange for someone to help."

When Tang Shan heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief and immediately said: "Back to Buddha, this disciple is here to ask Moonlight Bodhisattva for help to save Monk Bianji!"

"This is simple..."

"Buddha, what I mean is that Monk Bianji is dead. Just like before, ask Moonlight Bodhisattva to get a golden elixir..."

Bang!

Before Tang Shan could finish his words, he heard a sudden loud noise in the hall.

Tangshan also subconsciously looked towards the place where the voice came from.

I saw Moonlight Bodhisattva, who had just been helped to the bed and was sitting leaning on the quilt, falling down as if he had a convulsion.

My limbs began to twitch constantly, foaming at the mouth, and even my pupils began to dilate...

"That's it!" Medicine Buddha looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva speechlessly, and immediately enveloped him with a ray of Buddha's light.

I saved a lot of lives in advance...

Why the hell can't you get rid of this problem of cerebral thrombosis?

Moreover, I have treated him so many times, and the blood vessels in his head have expanded a lot, making them several times wider than normal people.

How could it still be blocked?
This is fucking unscientific!

As mana poured into Moonlight Bodhisattva's head, the clogged blood vessels were unblocked.

Moonlight Bodhisattva, who fell to the ground, woke up slowly, but his face was extremely pale, and he looked like he was about to die soon.

"World...World Honored One, look at what I said last time. Can you think about it again?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva endured the discomfort, looked up at Medicine Buddha and said.

When the monk Bianji died last time, Moonlight Bodhisattva proposed to Medicine Buddha the idea of ​​replacing the disciples of the sutra exchangers.

After all, these eighty-one difficulties were arranged for Monk Bianji.

You can't have to wipe your own ass every time, right?
If something goes wrong, it's just a matter of wiping the butt. Every time, the Nine Turns Golden Pill is required to save people. Who the hell can handle this?

I am a majestic Bodhisattva, my merits have been perfected, and I don’t need to go through any more tribulations!
Medicine Buddha was silent for a long time, then slowly shook his head: "Moonlight Bodhisattva, I still have the same opinion."

"Now that the calamity has reached this point, it can no longer be changed."

"Besides, Monk Bianji and his disciples have just gathered together. This is just an accident. It will be fine after their master and disciples pass the running-in period."

Moonlight Bodhisattva looked depressed.

How many difficulties did Monk Bianji go through to learn the scriptures?
He is bound to die, and I am bound to have cerebral thrombosis!
Are we really just going to comply with those words and torture each other until we grow old?

"Please also ask the World Honored One to clarify how to deal with the matter of Monk Bianji now?"

Since he couldn't change people, Moonlight Bodhisattva didn't force him.

Anyway, he no longer had any hope of doing well in learning from the scriptures.

Love as much as you like.

The best individual in Buddhism has no hope.

At this moment, Moonlight Bodhisattva has begun to show off.

"First, as usual, go to Tushita Palace to exchange for a Nine-turn Golden Pill..."

As soon as Medicine Buddha spoke these words, he suddenly took out from his pocket the certificate of the medicine pestle that Moonlight Bodhisattva had previously asked to go to Tushita Palace to pledge.

I originally thought about redeeming my magic weapon after I got the heavenly treasure house.

just now……

Forget it, let's take a step by step.

"I remember the medicine pestle that I pledged last time. Is it okay to exchange it for a Nine-Turn Golden Pill?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva nodded: "There is no problem in exchanging one more."

"My subordinates will do it now!"

After glancing at Tangshan, Moonlight Bodhisattva waved his hand: "Tangshan, you go back first, and be sure to protect Monk Bianji's body, and wait for me to go back with the Nine Turns Golden Pill to save people."

"Bodhisattva, there is one more thing I want to ask for in Tangshan, that...the method of rebirth of severed limbs that I asked you to find last time..."

Moonlight Bodhisattva's face darkened: "I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry yet!"

"The first priority of this meeting is to revive Monk Bianji first, and we will discuss this later!"

After saying that, Moonlight Bodhisattva took him directly out of the Main Hall without giving Tangshan a chance to speak again.

He himself came to Tushita Palace non-stop.

But the gate of Tushita Palace was locked tightly inside.

Moonlight Bodhisattva hesitated for a moment, then raised his hand and knocked twice.

"Tai Shang Laojun, Moonlight Bodhisattva has come to ask for medicine!"

(End of this chapter)