Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

When Taishang Laojun spoke, Honghaier hurriedly put down what he was doing and left Tushita Palace through the back door.

On the one hand, it is to avoid bumping into Moonlight Bodhisattva.

On the other hand, you can reach Tiandi Bank faster by going through the back door!
Since Tianting established the Tiandi Bank some time ago.

As the first president, Taibai Jinxing began to think about profitability as soon as he took office.

Because he was doing private lending in the past, many heavenly soldiers and generals were struck by thunder and their souls were shattered, leaving many people with lingering fears.

I don’t dare to take out a loan again.

In addition, the Jade Emperor ordered Heaven to stop smoking.

All of a sudden, the expenses of the heavenly gods were reduced, and the demand for loans was even lower.

This has also led to a sharp drop in lending income for Tiandi Bank, which now relies on the Jade Emperor!
Although the correction is formalized and the loan interest rate is lower, it is also more difficult to acquire customers!

So Taibai Jinxing started using his little brain and learned the tricks of the casino junk operators in the mortal world.

Take the initiative to find target customers!

So I found the two richest giants in the three worlds, Taishang Laojun and Zhenyuan Immortal!
Since the Jade Emperor does not allow the gods to buy cigarettes, the gods' main remaining expenses are to buy elixirs, magic weapons, and ginseng fruits produced by Wuzhuang Temple.

These are all things that can increase your cultivation and combat effectiveness, and they are all normal and necessary expenditures.

And the customers who buy these things are not only heavenly gods, but also mortal monsters, Buddhist bald donkeys, etc.

As long as you are a practitioner, you basically need these things.

But the Three Realms are so big, not every practitioner is so rich. There are always some practitioners who need to buy things but are short of money.

At this time, the loan from Tiandi Bank can be put to use!
In order to lock in this part of the customer base.

Taibaijinxing negotiated with Taishang Laojun and Zhenyuan Immortal respectively on the share ratio, and began to promote loans to them...

The effect is also very significant.

In just a few days, the number of customers coming to Tiandi Bank for loans has surged!
It has even become Wuzhuang Guan’s fourth largest source of income after ginseng fruit, cigarettes and Erguotou!
This made Taishang Laojun look a little jealous.

There is no way, the industrial chain of Wuzhuang Temple is too rich, covering all levels of customer groups including high school, high school and low level, so the number of practitioners who go there is even greater!
And my elixir is a product consumed by high-end customers.

In comparison, this group is richer and has less need for loans.

Therefore, the tea money Taishang Laojun can get from Tiandi Bank is very limited.

Fortunately, I finally got a big customer today!

If Buddhism could get a loan from Tiandi Bank...

Then the income that tea money can bring this time can directly exceed Wuzhuang Temple!

So this time Taishang Laojun specially arranged for Red Boy to go over and keep an eye on him.

……

Tiandi Bank.

After listening to Honghai'er's brief introduction, Taibai Jinxing's eyes shone.

"Okay, okay, if I don't take action, it will be a big deal!"

Although Taibai Jinxing is the general person in charge of the mission of Journey to the West in Tianting, he has obviously shifted the focus of his work to the Tiandi Bank.

After all, Tang San was buried there, so Taibai Jinxing knew in his heart that Journey to the West was over.

It is impossible to rely on heaven to send merit and reward after the calamity is over.

So what can Taibaijinxing do now to make money?

The hugely profitable private loan business was shut down by the Jade Emperor, so he had to find a way to make money from Tiandi Bank.

Hong Hai'er said with a smile: "Buddhism is completely clear now. Once you get a loan, it's a big deal!"

"Please don't forget to pay for the tea, Laojun, Taibai Jinxing."

Taibai Jinxing slapped the table and said immediately: "Don't worry, we will definitely have nothing to do with Laojun!"

"As long as I can make money, Laojun can make money!"

At this moment, a heavenly soldier walked in from outside the Tiandi Bank, bowed to Taibaijinxing, and said respectfully:
"President, the Buddhist Moonlight Bodhisattva is outside the door asking to see you!"

Taibai Jinxing's face lit up and he stopped talking to Hong Hai'er: "Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will be here soon."

"You go to the back to avoid it first, and I will welcome Moonlight Bodhisattva in."

After adjusting her clothes, Taibai Jinxing brought Moonlight Bodhisattva into the VIP loan room with a blushing face. After entering the door, a maid set out tea.

It can be said that as soon as you enter the Bank of Heaven and Earth, you will give Moonlight Bodhisattva a feeling of being at home.

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, drink tea, drink tea."

Taibai Jinxing pointed at the tea cup.

After Moonlight Bodhisattva took a sip of tea, he couldn't wait to say: "Taibai Jinxing, I came here this time because I heard that you can get loans from Tiandi Bank?"

Taibai Jinxing nodded in disbelief.

Moonlight Bodhisattva looked happy and said hurriedly: "Then...can I get a loan?"

"Of course you can. Moonlight Bodhisattva is a Buddhist Bodhisattva and is well-known in the three realms. Naturally, you can get a loan from me."

"How much can I borrow?"

Taibai Jinxing clapped his hands, and a young man with a serious face walked in from the door, holding a stack of information in his hand.

"President, after an overall evaluation, Moonlight Bodhisattva can lend 200 million merits if there is no collateral."

"This is a relevant personal credit situation."

Taibai Jinxing took the information and simply flipped through two pages, which recorded in detail the life experiences of Moonlight Bodhisattva from his birth to the present.

Moonlight Bodhisattva was frightened by the content above.

Even his own memory is not as detailed as recorded above!

"Our bank has relevant personal credit records for people with names in the three realms, so as not to be at a loss when needed. Can Moonlight Bodhisattva ask for a loan?"

Taibai Jinxing sipped a cup of tea with a smile.

Moonlight Bodhisattva hurriedly shook his head: "I'm not asking for a loan, I just want to ask if I can get a loan from you in the name of Buddhism?"

"In the name of Buddhism?!"

Taibai Jinxing suddenly stood up and looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva with a solemn face: "Does this Bodhisattva really mean what he said?"

"To be honest, Taibai Jinxing, Buddhism is now at its wits end."

Moonlight Bodhisattva shook his head, his voice full of helplessness.

"If a loan is made in the name of Buddhism..."

Taibai Jinxing thought for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "It's not impossible. If it's a loan in the name of Buddhism, it's definitely not a matter of hundreds of millions. The amount involved is too large..."

"On the one hand, I have to report to the Jade Emperor, and on the other hand, I need a certain amount of collateral."

"Does that mean you can get a loan?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva simply ignored Taibai Jinxing's request and only heard the words "can loan".

Taibai Jinxing nodded: "The loan should be no problem, but the matter is so important that it may not be approved so quickly."

"The most important thing is the issue of collateral. What else do you Buddhists have now?"

"what else……"

When Moonlight Bodhisattva was asked this question, he touched his chin with his palm and began to think deeply.

Buddhism can be said to be completely clean now.

To put it bluntly.

Now the bald donkeys in Buddhism don’t even have the cassocks to change.

Is it possible to use the bald donkeys of Buddhism as collateral?

Even if they were willing, Taibaijinxing would not be able to get through.

Moonlight Bodhisattva ran out of ideas for a while.

"Forget it, let's go back to the Main Hall and report to the Lord. Wait...the Main Hall?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva's eyes suddenly lit up, he raised his head and looked at Taibaijinxing, and said excitedly: "Taibaijinxing, I thought of the collateral!"

"Do you think the Mahavira Palace that our Buddhist sect spent huge sums of money to build can be used as collateral?"

(End of this chapter)