Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

The ancient Buddhist monk Ran Deng continued, minding his own business: "Now our Buddhist sect has two Buddhist scripture seekers on the way. Even if something unexpected happens, we will definitely be able to complete the journey to the west to measure the calamity!"

"The old monk has confidence in Buddhism, and a short-term mortgage is definitely not a problem."

"You have to know that when the old monk led the Buddhist Pilu Lanlu to open up, he didn't have the conditions you have now."

The Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng was talking to himself, while the Medicine Buddha stared at him solemnly and did not speak for a long time.

It wasn't until Ancient Buddha Ran Deng got tired of talking that Medicine Buddha spoke quietly, looking at him as if he was mentally retarded.

"Gufo, have you ever considered, if we mortgage the Mahavira Palace, where will we live in the future?"

Although the number of people in the entire Buddhist sect is not as high as that of Heaven, there are still many bald donkeys living here.

If the main hall is gone, will this big family have to sleep on the streets?

In this case, does his Buddhist sect still need to be famous?

Is it possible that we should also learn from the bald gang established by Tathagata Buddha in the lower realm?

Taking a group of bald donkeys out to eat and sleep in the open?

Isn’t this the real Li Kui meeting the fake Li Gui?

Dare to demote Tathagata Buddha to the lower realm, and the form of Buddhism is getting closer to him?

This old lamp asked me to mortgage the Mahavira Palace. Could it be that his head is broken? Or is he suffering from cerebral thrombosis like Moonlight Bodhisattva?
Medicine Buddha sighed and directly hit the Buddha's light on the head of the ancient Buddha.

Because he has treated Moonlight Bodhisattva so many times, Medicine Buddha has almost become a doctor.

This action made the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng's face darken instantly.

He immediately cast a spell to withstand the light of the Medicine Buddha.

"World Honored One, I am not sick!"

"I know exactly what I am talking about. Since ancient times, those who achieve great things do not stick to trivial matters, and some sacrifices are inevitable."

"You don't want to see our Buddhist sect go bankrupt before the journey to the West is over, right?"

Medicine Buddha's face looked uncertain. He suddenly stood up from the Buddha's bed, lit a cigarette and left on the spot.

It was not easy for me to take over the position of World Honored One from Tathagata Buddha.

Now that the term of this term has not ended, the Mahavira Palace is mortgaged?

Then how should I write about this seat in the history of Buddhism in the future?
Not capable?

The worst Buddha in Buddhist history?

When he was about to walk out of the Main Hall, Medicine Buddha paused and said directly: "No matter what, I will not agree to mortgage the Main Hall!"

All the bald donkeys in the hall heard that Medicine Buddha was angry, and none of them dared to say anything more.

He could only secretly stare at the burning ancient Buddha and feel sulky in his heart.

There is a former Blessed One and a current Blessed One. When the two of them talk, the younger one can only dare to be angry and dare not speak out.

From the perspective of their own interests, they are also conflicted about the mortgage of the Mahavira Palace.

On the one hand, it is a salary issue, and on the other hand, it is a working environment issue.

What should we choose?
"Amitabha."

The ancient Buddha of Ran Deng sighed dissatisfiedly and looked at the Moonlight Bodhisattva who initially proposed the loan.

"Moonlight Bodhisattva, what do you think about this matter?"

"I?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva pointed at himself blankly, fearing that he might have misunderstood.

Randen Ancient Buddha nodded seriously: "That's right, you are now in charge of Monk Bianji's sutra collection. You are considered a high-level person in Buddhism. Let me share your views."

After pondering for a moment, Moonlight Bodhisattva nodded.

"In my opinion, a loan from Heaven is imminent!"

Who is most affected by the lack of money in Buddhism now?
That must be Moonlight Bodhisattva!

At most other people don't have money to pay wages, but Moonlight Bodhisattva has no money, so it would be completely embarrassing to go out!

Monk Bianji costs money to smoke, and Laojun also costs money to buy golden elixirs!
With no money in hand, Moonlight Bodhisattva couldn't even be brave enough to go out. "This is a great thing to say!"

The Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng nodded with satisfaction, feeling even more dissatisfied with the Medicine Buddha.

“Medicine Buddha doesn’t know how to choose, and it’s difficult to achieve great things!”

"It seems that the old monk has to go find a saint to explain the situation."

The Randen Ancient Buddha hesitated for a moment, glanced at the Main Hall, and then went straight to the depths of chaos.

"Randeng asks to see the saint!" The ancient Buddha of Randeng bowed.

After a long time, the voice of Saint Zhunti came from the chaos: "What's the matter?"

"Reporting to the saint, now the Buddhist treasure house has been given to Heaven, and there is no trace of the Heaven treasure house, causing Buddhism to fall into a financial crisis."

"Now Heavenly Court has established a bank of heaven and earth that can provide loans, so the old monk suggested that the Mahavira Palace be mortgaged to Heavenly Court to get a loan to tide over the difficulties."

"After all, the journey to the west has not yet been completed. Will watching Buddhism go bankrupt affect the journey to the west?"

"What the ancient Buddha said makes sense!"

After a moment of silence, a whirlpool suddenly appeared in front of the Ancient Buddha, connecting him to the dojo.

Saint Zhunti and Saint Jieyin nodded.

The Great Hall and the like are nothing to these two saints.

Even Buddhism as a whole is not Tao to them.

As long as you can complete the Journey to the West, nothing else matters.

Because as long as the two of them are here, even if Buddhism is gone, they can still fool... No, a wave of people from Pudu will come in.

Now that I heard that Randen Ancient Buddha has a solution to the financial crisis of Buddhism, Saint Zhunti and Saint Jieyin hit it off!
Immediately, the Medicine Buddha was teleported directly from the Main Hall to the dojo.

Before Medicine Buddha could speak, Saint Zhunti took the lead and started to curse.

Regarding the matter of measuring the calamity in the journey to the west, Saint Zhunti had a headache.

Before, Tang San's burial journey to the west did not bring much merit.

Now that Monk Bianji is on the road, Buddhism has already walked on two legs for the journey to the West, but what will be the result?
Buddhism is going to fucking go bankrupt!

That's it. If Medicine Buddha doesn't think of a solution quickly, is he still here at Macabaka?
"Medicine Buddha, you should follow what the Ancient Buddha said and go to the Jade Emperor to handle the mortgage of the Main Hall!"

"Remember, the ultimate goal of everything is to complete the journey to the west!"

Medicine Buddha lowered his head and said nothing.

But I was extremely depressed in my heart.

Is this the Buddha's World-Honored One, or is the Ancient Lighting Buddha the Buddha's World-Honored One?
However, at this moment, Medicine Buddha dared not speak out in anger.

It's just that the dissatisfaction with the Deng Deng Ancient Buddha in his heart has deepened.

No wonder the Tathagata Buddha asked the Ancient Buddha to guard the Land of Dark Demons.

Out of sight out of mind!

It seems that I need to find something for this old lamp to do as soon as possible, so as to save him from being an eyesore in front of me!
After leaving the dojo of the Second Sage of the West, Medicine Buddha came to Heaven with a helpless expression and approached the Jade Emperor to discuss the mortgage.

For some reason, Medicine Buddha suddenly felt very tired.

Taibai Jinxing and Jade Emperor received Medicine Buddha in the VIP office of Tiandi Bank.

The Jade Emperor took a sip of tea and said deliberately with a smile: "I didn't expect that Buddhism would be like this now."

"The Mahavira Palace is the foundation of your Buddhism. If possible, I am willing to lend a helping hand."

Medicine Buddha chuckled, and naturally understood the implication of the Jade Emperor's words.

if it is possible.

That's not possible!

"I won't say anything else. I am here this time just to mortgage the Mahavira Palace. You can give me as much as I can borrow!"

(End of this chapter)