Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

The Medicine Buddha has also begun to deteriorate.

Anyway, it was the saint who asked for the mortgage, and I will do whatever I want from now on.

I just came here to complete the mission.

As long as I can give an explanation to Saint Zhunti.

"Since Medicine Buddha is ready, I won't say anything more."

The Jade Emperor took out a cigarette from his pocket. Taibai Jinxing had quick eyesight and quick hands. He immediately cast a small fire spell and lit the cigarette.

Now everyone in Heaven has given up smoking.

The Jade Emperor naturally has to set an example and maintain the image of quitting smoking in public.

When he gets craving for cigarettes, Jade Emperor usually comes to the VIP room of Tiandi Bank to smoke two cigarettes.

It's quiet here and there's definitely enough privacy.

Originally it was to ensure the safety of customers who came to do business.

Now it has become a good place for Jade Emperor to smoke.

Of course, Taibai Jinxing secretly opened this business to the gods in heaven.

Anyone who is addicted to smoking can come to the VIP room and smoke one as long as they pay a fee.

Regarding this matter, the Jade Emperor, as the Lord of the Three Realms, had actually known about this for a long time.

However, he also knew in his heart how uncomfortable it was to be addicted to cigarettes, so he chose to turn a blind eye.

Taibai Jinxing quickly took over the mortgage contract prepared in advance and placed it in front of Medicine Buddha.

The above content has been formulated since Moonlight Bodhisattva came to the door.

It can be said that Taibaijinxing has taken this matter to the forefront.

Just waiting for Medicine Buddha to come to heaven to negotiate.

Medicine Buddha picked up the contract and read it carefully, not even missing the small words hidden in the contract.

After all, the mortgage of the Mahavira Palace is of great importance.

If the Heavenly Court does something bad and secretly writes some overlord clause behind your back, you will really regret it later.

But this time, Medicine Buddha was obviously overly worried.

He scanned the words of the contract several times and found nothing wrong.

The general content is that from the moment the contract is signed, the Mahavira Palace is mortgaged to the Heavenly Court. When the journey to the West is completed, or when Buddhism has money, the Mahavira Palace can be redeemed with merit.

With the collateral as guarantee, Tiandi Bank directly lends 10 billion, with an interest rate of 2% a year, which is a very conscientious loan interest rate.

Medicine Buddha's eyes stayed on the bright ten billion for a moment, and his fingers that were about to press the mudra stopped again.

Jade Emperor and Taibai Jinxing frowned at the same time.

"But what's wrong with this contract?" the Jade Emperor asked with vomiting.

Medicine Buddha shook his head: "It's not that there is a problem with the contract, it's just that I suddenly thought that the Da Leiyin Temple, the former headquarters of my Buddhist sect, is now empty. It's better to replace the Daxiong Hall in the contract with Da Leiyin Temple. I don't know what the Jade Emperor wants. How about next?”

Since I decided to learn from the great cause, I moved to Luzhou, Beiju.

Originally, Maitreya Buddha and others were stationed at Daleiyin Temple in Hezhou, Xiniu. Now Maitreya Buddha has been welcomed back into the Main Hall by himself.

The current Daleiyin Temple can be said to be completely empty.

It's just sitting there idle, it's not as cost-effective as mortgaging it!

As soon as the cigarette in Jade Emperor's mouth stopped, his brows suddenly wrinkled.

No one lives in Daleiyin Temple now. Is its value comparable to the Main Hall?
You Buddhists are not even prepared to ask for something, but you still want to mortgage it to me in heaven?

Taibai Jinxing on the side saw this and immediately said: "Buddha doesn't know something. The Great Leiyin Temple is now empty. It no longer has the name of the Buddhist headquarters. Moreover, the building is too old and may collapse." The risk, assessed by our Tiandi Bank, is a defective bad asset!”

"If Buddha had mortgaged the Great Leiyin Temple, the loan would not be worth 10 billion."

"So this is ah."

Medicine Buddha touched his bald head and nodded thoughtfully. Then they put their fingerprints on the loan mortgage contract.

But just as he pressed the button, an idea flashed in Medicine Buddha's mind: "That's not right..."

But before he finished speaking, the Jade Emperor, who was smoking, had quick eyes and quick hands and snatched the contract into his hand.

"The contract has been signed, what else is wrong?"

Medicine Buddha: "I just thought that the previous pilgrims went to the Great Leiyin Temple to obtain scriptures. However, an unexpected situation occurred and they changed to the Main Hall."

"Now that I have mortgaged the Mahavira Palace to you, doesn't it mean that the pilgrims are going to heaven to obtain scriptures?"

If this is really the case, then Buddhism is still fucking playing der!
"That's really a problem."

The Jade Emperor took a long puff of cigarette and said solemnly.

But he was already snickering behind his back.

OK!

If the great prosperity of Buddhism eventually reaches my heaven, that would be really fucking fun.

But the Jade Emperor also knew it in his heart.

He could only live with this matter in his mind.

The two saints in the West are still waiting for the merits of their journey to the West.

I would never watch this happen.

It would be good if he could get some benefits from this incident of mortgaging the Main Hall.

After thinking for a moment, the Jade Emperor said in a deep voice: "I have an idea about this matter."

"Please also ask the Jade Emperor to make it clear!"

The Jade Emperor looked at the Medicine Buddha, narrowed his eyes and said, "Although the Mahavira Palace has been mortgaged to Heaven, I am not a petty person and will not let you move out now."

The Jade Emperor stood up, threw the butt of his cigarette to the ground, stamped it out, and said, "When your Buddhist sect moved to the Main Hall, you also helped arrange an office for the Heavenly Ambassador to Buddhism, Jinding Daxian."

“Be polite and reciprocal when doing things!”

"so……"

Medicine Buddha's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Is it possible that the Jade Emperor can...

But the fantasy in his heart had not yet emerged, and the Jade Emperor's next words were like a basin of cold water, directly extinguishing his enthusiasm.

"So I have decided to temporarily allocate an open space for you behind the Main Hall, and you can find a way to carve out a mansion for yourself."

"But I want to explain first that the Great Hall has been mortgaged to Heaven, and that piece of land belongs to Heaven."

"Theoretically speaking, this is rented to you for office use. The price is easy to say. The annual rent can be as little as 500 million."

"Taibai Jinxing, please remember, the first year's rent of 500 million will be deducted directly from the loan, and the loan to Buddhism will be 9.5 billion."

The Jade Emperor's words made Medicine Buddha's face turn green.

It's been such a big circle.

I have mortgaged the Mahavira Palace to Heaven, so I still have to pay rent to Heaven?
What the fuck is this?
For a moment, Medicine Buddha had the urge to return to Daleiyin Temple to work.

But after thinking about it, he gave up again.

Now the Eighty-one Difficulties are all placed in Luzhou, Beiju.

We can't let the pilgrims go back to Xiniu Hezhou after going through the Eighty-one Difficulties, right?
This is completely unrealistic.

Buddhism has already broken its promise once and asked Buddhist scripture seekers to change their paths. If it breaks its promise again, where will it put its face?
Medicine Buddha sighed.

The contract has been signed and there is nothing we can do now.

Fortunately, the Jade Emperor gave Buddhism some face and did not directly drive the bald donkeys out of the Main Hall. He gave them a few days to move.

(End of this chapter)