Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 61: Extremely wronged by the giant spirit god (please vote for me and recommend to collect)
Chapter 61: Extremely wronged by the giant spirit god (please vote for me and recommend to collect)
"Sister, someone from Heaven is here!"
Hearing this voice, Bai Yu was suddenly startled.
A week ago, it was this giant spirit god who gave them an ultimatum and asked the city of bones to arrest the scriptures here. If it wasn't for this reason, the city of bones would have been reduced to ashes that day.
Bai Pianpian's face turned cold, and she spoke in a cold voice: "Giant Spirit God, the master and disciple of the Buddhist scripture collector are here. Didn't you say that day that as long as we stopped the scripture collector, Heaven would spare our lives?"
The Giant Spirit God was furious: "The brave corpse demon, not only built the Bone City in the lower realm privately, but also dared to block the Buddhist scripture seekers here, the crime will be increased!"
The giant spirits and gods scattered away, looking righteous and awe-inspiring.
At the same time, he sneaked a glance at Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice, and after confirming that he was the one who learned the scriptures, the Giant Spirit God heaved a sigh of relief.
When Taibai Jinxing passed his birthday half a month ago, he licked his face and went to ask for a glass of wine. He overheard the Buddhist scripture-retrieving plan cooperated with Heavenly Court, and learned that there was a disaster in the black pine forest, and neither Heavenly Court nor Buddhism arranged for anyone to come. Gain merit.
And it just so happened that he had recently been assigned to deal with matters in Bone City, so he had his own thoughts.
I thought I could take this opportunity to make some fortune from heaven. After all, if you don’t make money, you won’t make any money!
But now this Bone Essence actually said it in front of Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice, where does this make me lose face?
The Giant Spirit God landed in front of Tang San's master and apprentice with a straight face, glared at Bai Pianpian fiercely, then quickly changed his expression, and bowed towards Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, clasping his fists.
"Great Sage! Marshal Tianpeng! The little god came late and let this white-bone spirit disturb the important matter of seeking scriptures. Please don't blame me!"
When Sun Xingzhe made a riot in the Heavenly Palace, the first person he beat was the giant spirit god guarding the Nantian Gate.
Fortunately, he was on the list of gods, so he was lucky enough to survive.
Meeting Sun Xingzhe again today, the giant spirit god was a little frightened!
If it wasn't for making a fortune, no matter what he said, he wouldn't want to meet Sun Xingzhe, the god of plague again!
"Who did I think played such a big battle, so it was you, a brat?"
"When did you stop looking at Nantianmen to subdue demons and eliminate demons?"
Hearing Sun Xingzhe's words, the Giant Spirit God trembled, and then said: "This white-bone spirit violated the laws of nature and built a city privately. I was ordered by the Lei Department to go down to the realm to capture..."
"I never thought that this bone spirit would be so bold as to disturb the Great Sage."
A forced smile appeared on the Giant Spirit God's face: "Great Sage, I will take this white-bone spirit back to heaven to recover immediately. I wish the Great Sage a smooth journey westward!"
With that said, the Giant Spirit God was about to take action directly.
At this time, Tang Sanzian, who had been silent until now, suddenly said: "Wait a minute!"
An ordinary Buddhist monk asked me to wait?
If it weren't for the fact that you are a pilgrim, and that you are protected by the Great Sage and Marshal Tianpeng, do you think I can take a look at you?
The Giant Spirit God froze for a few seconds, then walked towards Bai Pianpian without stopping.
"Master asked you to wait a moment. Are you deaf?"
Zhu Bajie's face sank, and the laser cannon in his hand locked onto the giant spirit god instantly.
Sensing a dangerous breath from his back, the Giant Spirit God paused, and the cold sweat dripped down his back.
For him, the face of the Buddhist monk is not as useful as that of Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng.
But what had he just heard?
Master?
Aren’t you guys accompanying Buddhist pilgrims on their journey to the West and performing plays to gain merit?
Is it possible that he really recognized this monk as his master?
"Do you want to wait obediently by yourself, or do you want my old grandson to wait for you?"
Sun Xingzhe's voice was equally cold.
At this moment, the giant spirit god only felt that his world view had collapsed.
If Marshal Tianpeng was once considered a member of the system, he could at least pretend to call this fat monk a master, but who is the Monkey King?
Then the **** has been in prison for 500 years without saying a word, and even he recognizes this fat monk as his master?
Did this monk save their lives in a previous life?
At this moment, the Giant Spirit God had an expression as if he had eaten shit, turned around and forced a smile, looked at Tang Sanzan and said, "What else can the holy monk want to tell you?"
Tang Sanzun rubbed his chin, "I ask you what happened to this city of bones and you want the lower realm to destroy it?"
The giant spirit god replied: "Bones City was built by evildoers. The people in the city don't respect the gods and Buddha treasures. Instead, they enshrine the tablets of the Bone Essence day and night. If this evil place does not remove the majesty of the heaven?"
"As long as the people are not coerced, no matter whether they believe in gods or demons, they are free. Since this bone spirit can keep the people in this city safe, what is the difference from gods and Buddhas?"
The Giant Spirit God frowned: "Holy Monk, demons are demons!"
"Delusion to point to the incense of the world, such a powerful monster will never be allowed to exist in the Three Realms!"
The Heavenly Court can allow Sun Xingzhe to make troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and the demon king of the 72 caves in the lower realm can be allowed to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but it must not allow a demon to be enshrined by the human race!
This is the bottom line of heaven and Buddhism!
"Hehe..." Tang Sanzan smiled slightly.
"If you dare to move the city of bones today, the poor monk will pick up his son and go back to the Tang Dynasty now. When Guanyin asks, I will say that you are the giant spirit god who obstructed the study of scriptures in the city of bones. Let me see if you can bear this responsibility!"
The Giant Spirit God was dumbfounded, "Holy Monk, this... the matter of learning scriptures has nothing to do with me?"
Tang Sanzan spread his hands: "Then you can try, when the time comes, will Guanyin believe in you or me!"
???
The giant spirit god was completely confused.
I just want to gain some merit secretly. If this monk really doesn't go to learn the scriptures, it will affect the plans of heaven and Buddhism.
When the time comes, let alone Guanyin, if Taibai Jinxing finds out, he won't be able to eat and walk around.
Maybe even the list of gods can't save himself!
"Holy... holy monk, it's all the little gods who are presumptuous, so what... if nothing happens, I will leave first, are you free to do whatever you want?"
Tang Sanzian's face darkened: "You come and go as you please. Do you think this holy monk came to see you play monkey?"
Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?
The Giant Spirit God had a bitter face, "Holy...Holy Monk, what do you want to let me go?"
Tang Sanzong looked at the Giant Spirit God up and down: "I think the hat you are wearing is a good one..."
Sun Xingzhe stepped forward and took off his hat and presented it to Tang San for burial.
"Your clothes are nice too..."
"You said your clothes are nice, but you can't understand people?" Zhu Bajie pressed the barrel of the cannon in his hand against the chest of the giant spirit god and looked at him with a fierce look on his face.
"The boots are not bad either..."
Sun Xingzhe AK47 pointed at the boots: "Did you hear me, take off the boots and bring them here!"
"This inner armor is not bad either..."
“Don’t let me, old pig, say it a second time!!”
"Your underpants are made of soft gold silk armor, right?"
At this moment, the Giant Spirit God only had a piece of underwear left on his body, and he pinched his crotch and said with an aggrieved face: "Holy Monk, this... let's say goodbye to this, give me face..."
"This is the merit I have accumulated over the past few years, you see..."
Before the giant spirit myth could be finished, Sun Xingzhe took away the merit in his hand.
Oh shit!
I want to cry!
The giant spirit god looked aggrieved at the merits he had accumulated for many years, and it fell into the hands of others in a blink of an eye, and his mentality collapsed.
500 years ago, he was beaten by a monkey while looking at the gate of Nantianmen. 500 years later, he will be beaten by monkeys in the lower realm again!
Is there any justice in this world?
At this moment, the Giant Spirit God looked at Tang Sanzan's harmless round face, and felt like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered was sent to the tiger's mouth.
He also met that kind of tiger that eats meat but doesn't spit out bones!
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(End of this chapter)
"Sister, someone from Heaven is here!"
Hearing this voice, Bai Yu was suddenly startled.
A week ago, it was this giant spirit god who gave them an ultimatum and asked the city of bones to arrest the scriptures here. If it wasn't for this reason, the city of bones would have been reduced to ashes that day.
Bai Pianpian's face turned cold, and she spoke in a cold voice: "Giant Spirit God, the master and disciple of the Buddhist scripture collector are here. Didn't you say that day that as long as we stopped the scripture collector, Heaven would spare our lives?"
The Giant Spirit God was furious: "The brave corpse demon, not only built the Bone City in the lower realm privately, but also dared to block the Buddhist scripture seekers here, the crime will be increased!"
The giant spirits and gods scattered away, looking righteous and awe-inspiring.
At the same time, he sneaked a glance at Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice, and after confirming that he was the one who learned the scriptures, the Giant Spirit God heaved a sigh of relief.
When Taibai Jinxing passed his birthday half a month ago, he licked his face and went to ask for a glass of wine. He overheard the Buddhist scripture-retrieving plan cooperated with Heavenly Court, and learned that there was a disaster in the black pine forest, and neither Heavenly Court nor Buddhism arranged for anyone to come. Gain merit.
And it just so happened that he had recently been assigned to deal with matters in Bone City, so he had his own thoughts.
I thought I could take this opportunity to make some fortune from heaven. After all, if you don’t make money, you won’t make any money!
But now this Bone Essence actually said it in front of Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice, where does this make me lose face?
The Giant Spirit God landed in front of Tang San's master and apprentice with a straight face, glared at Bai Pianpian fiercely, then quickly changed his expression, and bowed towards Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, clasping his fists.
"Great Sage! Marshal Tianpeng! The little god came late and let this white-bone spirit disturb the important matter of seeking scriptures. Please don't blame me!"
When Sun Xingzhe made a riot in the Heavenly Palace, the first person he beat was the giant spirit god guarding the Nantian Gate.
Fortunately, he was on the list of gods, so he was lucky enough to survive.
Meeting Sun Xingzhe again today, the giant spirit god was a little frightened!
If it wasn't for making a fortune, no matter what he said, he wouldn't want to meet Sun Xingzhe, the god of plague again!
"Who did I think played such a big battle, so it was you, a brat?"
"When did you stop looking at Nantianmen to subdue demons and eliminate demons?"
Hearing Sun Xingzhe's words, the Giant Spirit God trembled, and then said: "This white-bone spirit violated the laws of nature and built a city privately. I was ordered by the Lei Department to go down to the realm to capture..."
"I never thought that this bone spirit would be so bold as to disturb the Great Sage."
A forced smile appeared on the Giant Spirit God's face: "Great Sage, I will take this white-bone spirit back to heaven to recover immediately. I wish the Great Sage a smooth journey westward!"
With that said, the Giant Spirit God was about to take action directly.
At this time, Tang Sanzian, who had been silent until now, suddenly said: "Wait a minute!"
An ordinary Buddhist monk asked me to wait?
If it weren't for the fact that you are a pilgrim, and that you are protected by the Great Sage and Marshal Tianpeng, do you think I can take a look at you?
The Giant Spirit God froze for a few seconds, then walked towards Bai Pianpian without stopping.
"Master asked you to wait a moment. Are you deaf?"
Zhu Bajie's face sank, and the laser cannon in his hand locked onto the giant spirit god instantly.
Sensing a dangerous breath from his back, the Giant Spirit God paused, and the cold sweat dripped down his back.
For him, the face of the Buddhist monk is not as useful as that of Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng.
But what had he just heard?
Master?
Aren’t you guys accompanying Buddhist pilgrims on their journey to the West and performing plays to gain merit?
Is it possible that he really recognized this monk as his master?
"Do you want to wait obediently by yourself, or do you want my old grandson to wait for you?"
Sun Xingzhe's voice was equally cold.
At this moment, the giant spirit god only felt that his world view had collapsed.
If Marshal Tianpeng was once considered a member of the system, he could at least pretend to call this fat monk a master, but who is the Monkey King?
Then the **** has been in prison for 500 years without saying a word, and even he recognizes this fat monk as his master?
Did this monk save their lives in a previous life?
At this moment, the Giant Spirit God had an expression as if he had eaten shit, turned around and forced a smile, looked at Tang Sanzan and said, "What else can the holy monk want to tell you?"
Tang Sanzun rubbed his chin, "I ask you what happened to this city of bones and you want the lower realm to destroy it?"
The giant spirit god replied: "Bones City was built by evildoers. The people in the city don't respect the gods and Buddha treasures. Instead, they enshrine the tablets of the Bone Essence day and night. If this evil place does not remove the majesty of the heaven?"
"As long as the people are not coerced, no matter whether they believe in gods or demons, they are free. Since this bone spirit can keep the people in this city safe, what is the difference from gods and Buddhas?"
The Giant Spirit God frowned: "Holy Monk, demons are demons!"
"Delusion to point to the incense of the world, such a powerful monster will never be allowed to exist in the Three Realms!"
The Heavenly Court can allow Sun Xingzhe to make troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and the demon king of the 72 caves in the lower realm can be allowed to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but it must not allow a demon to be enshrined by the human race!
This is the bottom line of heaven and Buddhism!
"Hehe..." Tang Sanzan smiled slightly.
"If you dare to move the city of bones today, the poor monk will pick up his son and go back to the Tang Dynasty now. When Guanyin asks, I will say that you are the giant spirit god who obstructed the study of scriptures in the city of bones. Let me see if you can bear this responsibility!"
The Giant Spirit God was dumbfounded, "Holy Monk, this... the matter of learning scriptures has nothing to do with me?"
Tang Sanzan spread his hands: "Then you can try, when the time comes, will Guanyin believe in you or me!"
???
The giant spirit god was completely confused.
I just want to gain some merit secretly. If this monk really doesn't go to learn the scriptures, it will affect the plans of heaven and Buddhism.
When the time comes, let alone Guanyin, if Taibai Jinxing finds out, he won't be able to eat and walk around.
Maybe even the list of gods can't save himself!
"Holy... holy monk, it's all the little gods who are presumptuous, so what... if nothing happens, I will leave first, are you free to do whatever you want?"
Tang Sanzian's face darkened: "You come and go as you please. Do you think this holy monk came to see you play monkey?"
Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?
The Giant Spirit God had a bitter face, "Holy...Holy Monk, what do you want to let me go?"
Tang Sanzong looked at the Giant Spirit God up and down: "I think the hat you are wearing is a good one..."
Sun Xingzhe stepped forward and took off his hat and presented it to Tang San for burial.
"Your clothes are nice too..."
"You said your clothes are nice, but you can't understand people?" Zhu Bajie pressed the barrel of the cannon in his hand against the chest of the giant spirit god and looked at him with a fierce look on his face.
"The boots are not bad either..."
Sun Xingzhe AK47 pointed at the boots: "Did you hear me, take off the boots and bring them here!"
"This inner armor is not bad either..."
“Don’t let me, old pig, say it a second time!!”
"Your underpants are made of soft gold silk armor, right?"
At this moment, the Giant Spirit God only had a piece of underwear left on his body, and he pinched his crotch and said with an aggrieved face: "Holy Monk, this... let's say goodbye to this, give me face..."
"This is the merit I have accumulated over the past few years, you see..."
Before the giant spirit myth could be finished, Sun Xingzhe took away the merit in his hand.
Oh shit!
I want to cry!
The giant spirit god looked aggrieved at the merits he had accumulated for many years, and it fell into the hands of others in a blink of an eye, and his mentality collapsed.
500 years ago, he was beaten by a monkey while looking at the gate of Nantianmen. 500 years later, he will be beaten by monkeys in the lower realm again!
Is there any justice in this world?
At this moment, the Giant Spirit God looked at Tang Sanzan's harmless round face, and felt like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered was sent to the tiger's mouth.
He also met that kind of tiger that eats meat but doesn't spit out bones!
Readers, please click to the latest chapter as much as possible. Recommendations are based on the latest follow-up reading. If you are raising books, please click to the latest chapter first. Thank you, readers, from the little author!
(End of this chapter)
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