Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 62: Don’t soil my customs clearance document!

"You have given us so many merits, so you don't have any opinions in your heart?"

Opinion?

The giant spirit shook its head like a rattle.

Dare I have an opinion?

"Holy Monk, don't worry, this merit is completely given by me... voluntarily!"

Tang Sanzan looked at the giant spirit god suspiciously, and said slowly: "I don't think you are very happy, it makes me want your merit, to be honest, how much merit does you have for me?" But no, I still think your gold panties look..."

"Holy Monk! Holy Monk!"

Before he finished speaking, the giant spirit god shouted excitedly: "Holy monk, my giant spirit god is completely voluntary!"

"Okay, since it's voluntary, the poor monk reluctantly accepts it, remember to come often in the future!" Tang Sanzan waved his hand and said.

come often?

I don't come here often unless I'm fucking out of my mind!
Do you know how many years I have been saving these merits?
The monkey who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace spent 500 years in prison to make up for his crime, but my giant spirit god was fined by the Jade Emperor for a full 500 years of salary!

500 years, do you know how I lived these 500 years!
If it weren't for working part-time for the Ministry of Thunder, my giant spirit god would have starved to death!
The Giant Spirit God tried his best to maintain a smile, and after saluting Tang San's master and disciples with clasped fists, he directly put on a fighting form and flew into the sky to escape!
He didn't want to stay any longer for half a second.

After flying for half an hour to ensure that he was far enough away from Tang San's burial master and disciple, the giant spirit god cursed and slowed down: "Fuck this ****, I'm so fucking convinced Sixth child!"

He has been seeing Nantianmen for so many years, and he has also seen many Buddhist monks.

But it was the first time he had seen such an eminent monk as Tang Sanzan!

Why can such a person go to the West to learn scriptures?
"Shameless, shameless!"

The Giant Spirit God mumbled and returned to Nantianmen without knowing it.

The Golden Armored General, who was helping him temporarily, saw that his boss came to work wearing a pair of underpants. He was so shocked that his helmet almost fell off.

In disbelief, he thought he had gotten up suddenly, so he let go of the spear in his hand and held back rubbing his eyes with both hands.

After confirming that he was not dazzling, he asked in surprise: "Boss...Boss, is it...is the lower world already open to this extent?"

Before the Giant Spirit God could react, he asked, "What do you mean?"

Golden Armored General: "Boss, is the underpants you are wearing a fashionable dress style in the lower world?"

The Giant Spirit God looked down and his face suddenly turned red.

After scanning left and right, no one else noticed, and locked on the golden armored general fiercely.

"Come here! Take off all your clothes!"

The golden-armored god general's face froze, and he spoke tremblingly: "Old...Boss, I just come here to work in class to beg for food. I only have that little salary every year. I don't think I have to devote myself to the leader, right?"

The giant spirit god had a black thread on his head: "What are you thinking about in your mind, kid?"

"Boss, don't, boss!"

"Boss, it's not allowed there, it's not allowed!"

1 minute later.

The golden-armored god general looked at the only underpants left on his body, his eyes dull and lost in thought.

At the same time, two wisps of resentment flew up from the Nantianmen, one in front and the other in the back, and drifted towards the land of dark demons in Lingshan of the Western Heaven along a certain thread.

The golden light on the surface of a golden lotus of merit in the Pure Lotus Pond of Lingshan dimmed a bit in an instant.

……

Bai Pianpian looked at the Giant Spirit God who left with a face of humiliation, with a hint of worry in his eyes.

"Holy Monk, after this Giant Spirit God returns, Heaven will probably not let go of this Bone City."

Although the giant spirit god's status in the heaven is not high, he is just a gatekeeper.

But as long as he is in the lower realm, it represents the face of the heavenly court!

There is no doubt that what Tang Sanzong did just now was a complete slap in the face of Heavenly Court!

"It's okay, this Bone City is not far from Wuzhuang Temple, little monkey, you go to Wuzhuang Temple to say hello to Zhen Yuanzi, and put this place under his name!"

"Zhen Yuanzi and I are buddies, with his face, Tianting dare not do anything to this place!"

To this, Tang Sanzan waved his hand indifferently.

"Little monkey, you two siblings haven't seen each other for 500 years, and I'm not an unkind person. I'll give you ten days off to catch up on old times in the Bone City!"

According to the plot of the original Journey to the West, the difficulty of the bone spirit is a difficulty in the gap between the master and apprentice of the learning team, and it is precisely this that gives the yellow-robed monster in Boyuedong a chance.

Otherwise, with Sun Xingzhe's strength, he wouldn't be able to breathe against the yellow-robed monster at all.

But in this way, it will inevitably be like the last black bear spirit, unable to reach the 81 difficulty node to check in, and the benefits will be lost in vain.

So Tang Sanzan simply gave the little monkey a few days off.

Anyway, he has a somersault cloud, and when the time comes, he will catch up after somersaulting.

[It is detected that the host is in the black pine forest at the 81st difficulty node, do you check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a reincarnation pill, which can restore past life memories after use! 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting 100 cans of beer, a must-have drink for camping and barbecues in summer! 】

"Little Pig, Xiaosha, let's go to the next place!"

Hummer Aaron left the city of bones and was walking westward all the way. Suddenly, the wind was strong, and the yellow sand covered people's eyes, making people unable to see the road clearly.

Although this wind and sand is regarded as a sandstorm to ordinary people, it is completely sprinkled water to Tang Sanzhu's master and apprentice.

Hummer Aaron continued to move forward against the wind.

When the strong wind subsided, Tang Sanzian looked up and realized that he had entered Baoxiang Kingdom.

What the hell!

What about Po Moon Cave?

You fucked me straight to Baoxiang Country before I even clocked in?

Tang Sanzan was silent for a few seconds: "Aaron, do you think there is a possibility that you went the wrong way?"

Hummer Aaron spoke confidently: "Master, I can't promise you anything else. I am absolutely familiar with the road to Xitian!"

never mind!

This Baoxiang Kingdom is the first serious country I have encountered after leaving the Tang Dynasty. Go get the customs clearance document stamped and find out where the Wave Moon Cave is.

Tang San was not entangled in this matter.

After a group of people reported their family, Tang Sanzan soon met the king of Baoxiang Kingdom.

"How many monks really traveled from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"Like a fake replacement!"

Tang Sanzun took out the customs clearance document and handed it over: "This is the customs clearance document gifted by the Emperor of Tang Dynasty."

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom took the customs clearance document and opened it: Either let him pass, or let me bring someone over!
???

Is this a fucking customs clearance document?

Even if you are Datang, you can't be so arrogant, right?

But Baoxiang Kingdom had to swallow this breath. If it really pissed off the Tang Dynasty, it wouldn't take much effort. Just send any general to take Baoxiang Kingdom away.

The strength of the two is not at the same level at all.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom made such a comparison in his heart, and his anxious mood instantly stabilized.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!

Wiping the tears from the corners of his mouth, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom took out the jade seal and was about to seal it.

Tang Sanzan looked at it and frowned: "Are you crying and you are paralyzed? Don't dirty my customs clearance document!"

King Baoxiang: ...

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