Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 63 While Eating Hot Pot and Singing, I Was Suddenly Robbed by a Monster (Please Ask for a Re
Chapter 63 While Eating Hot Pot and Singing, I Was Suddenly Robbed by a Monster (Please Ask for a Reward)
The jade seal in the hand of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom was almost lost.
Do people from the Tang Dynasty speak so arrogantly?
"Don't blame the holy monks. The princess of our country was kidnapped by a monster a few days ago. As a father, I miss my daughter so much!"
Monk Sha frowned: "Are there monsters again? When was your princess kidnapped?"
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom sighed: "Oh, it has been 13 years."
???
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a few seconds, almost unable to react: "You have been 13 years, you call this a few days ago?"
"Holy monk, calm down! Holy monk, calm down!"
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom turned pale with fright when he saw Zhu Bajie's ferocious appearance.
Holy monk?
I have been king for so many years, but I have never seen such a foul-mouthed holy monk!
But then he thought, these people must be capable people because they traveled thousands of miles from the Tang Dynasty.
If I beg myself, I might have the hope of seeing my daughter again!
"Since these holy monks have come from thousands of miles away from the Eastern Land and the Tang Dynasty, they must have the means to conquer demons. Xiao Wang begs all the holy monks to save my poor daughter and let us father and daughter meet!"
Subduing demons?
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha laughed inexplicably.
Tang Sanzian said: "It's easy to conquer demons. Both of my disciples have extraordinary abilities, but..."
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom suddenly had hope in his eyes and asked: "Is the holy monk worried?"
In the past 13 years, in order to retrieve his daughter, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom has tried his best, and even held an annual contest to recruit relatives.
But the finally selected warriors disappeared without a trace on the way to find the princess.
Tang Sanzan nodded: "Our sutra-learning team has always taken it as our duty to subdue demons and demons, this is our charging standard!"
Tang Sanbian took out a leaflet with a price already marked from somewhere and handed it over.
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom took it and took a look at it curiously, and was stunned.
"50 taels for subduing demons and eliminating demons!
The debt is 80 taels to collect the debt!
Destroy the nation and destroy the country, one matter at a time! "
This fucking looks like something a monk can do?
If I don't give him 50 taels, will Baoxiang Kingdom be destroyed in the next second?
Thinking of this, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom smiled awkwardly: "Holy...the holy monk came all the way from the Eastern Land of Tang Dynasty. If I can subdue the monster and rescue the little girl, I am willing to add another 50 taels!"
"Come here, give the holy monk 50 taels of silver!"
Tang Sanzian's eyes narrowed: "I think you may have misunderstood. This is the previous price. Prices have risen recently, plus I hired two new exorcists with high salaries, so these 50 taels are worth gold!"
!!!
50 taels of gold!
You obviously could grab it directly, and you thoughtfully gave me a reason.
The King of Baoxiang Kingdom's face froze: "Holy Monk, regarding this price, can you wait until the little girl comes back safely before thanking you..."
Tang Sanzian's expression became fierce, and the desert eagle on his waist suddenly appeared in his hand, and its terrifying aura directly locked onto the King of Baoxiang Kingdom.
"Whether you give money or destroy the country, you'd better think it over yourself before answering!"
When the king of Baoxiang Kingdom heard these words, cold sweat immediately oozed from his forehead.
This is a gangster who doesn't want to get in!
"I choose money! Come here, give the holy monk a hundred taels of gold!"
Several servants quickly trotted a box of gold to Tang Sanzan, and after confirming that it was correct, Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction.
"Today, my master and apprentice are exhausted all the way, and I also ask His Majesty the King to arrange a place to stay. I will go out tomorrow to subdue the demon!"
When the King of Baoxiang Kingdom heard this, he let out a sigh of relief, and hurriedly asked his servants to arrange accommodation for Tang San's master and apprentice.
Wait to go back to the room.
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha asked curiously, "Master, when did you prepare that leaflet?"
"This is the price Little Monkey set when he surrendered you to Gaolaozhuang!"
Zhu Bajie:? ? ?
Looking at the retreating figure of his master, Zhu Bajie only felt that he had received a critical hit of [-] points.
Love goes away, right?
Lying on the soft bed prepared by the King of Baoxiang Kingdom, Tang Sanzan directly forgot about subduing demons and demons.
He is very clear about the difficulty of Boyuedong. The so-called three princesses of Baoxiang Kingdom were the maids of the Pixiang Temple in the previous life, and they got together with Kui Mulang, one of the 28 stars in the Heavenly Court.
After the Jade Emperor learned of this, the maid was demoted to the mortal world and reincarnated as Baihuaxi, the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom.
And Kui Mulang, who was forced to become an old bachelor, went numb on the spot, and after more than ten years of being with the five girls, he also resolutely went down to the world.
I don't know where Kuimulang's tendon was cramped, so he transformed into a yellow-robed monster and became a monster after going down to the lower world. He ran to Baoxiang Kingdom and robbed Baihuaxi.
According to the plot of the original Journey to the West, Kui Mulang must have already received instructions from the Heavenly Court to wait for him in this moon cave.
If he doesn't arrive at Boyue Cave for a long time, he, Kui Mulang, will be worried, not himself!
What's more, I have traveled westward all the way, and finally enjoyed the royal treatment. As for other things...let's talk about it tomorrow!
Emmm...
The bed here is very comfortable, or the day after tomorrow?
the day after tomorrow.
The weather is slightly cloudy, sleep.
The day after tomorrow.
It's raining today, so it's not advisable to go out.
Big day after tomorrow.
After the rain, the road is muddy, listening to music in the palace.
Another day.
The exotic style of Baoxiang Country, swinging supreme!
Another day.
Nothing to do today, go to the bar to listen to music.
Another day.
The weather is sunny today, and the water stains on the ground are almost dry. I can’t be lazy anymore!
Another day.
Tang Sanzan, Tang Sanzan, how can you be so depraved, it's time for a change!
Another day.
Today... Today... Forget it, eat a hot pot for Qianqian today, just to cheer up before departure!
"Little Zhuzhu, Xiaosha, you guys go and tell the king and tell me that I want to eat hot pot today. After finishing the hot pot, we will go out of the city to slay the demons!"
He heard Tang Sanbu's voice coming from inside the house.
Monk Sha hesitated for a moment, then turned to ask Zhu Bajie: "Second Senior Brother, why do you think a person of Master's level still eats and sleeps like ordinary people?"
As long as ordinary cultivators step into the realm of immortals, they can completely transcend the mortal world by eating wind and drinking dew.
Even if I don't eat, drink or sleep, it won't affect anything.
Zhu Bajie glanced sideways at Monk Sha, curled his lips and said, "What the hell, Master, can't you enjoy enjoyment after working hard all your life?"
"You have been working as a secretary for the Jade Emperor for so many years. Isn't the Jade Emperor highly cultivated? When he has nothing to do, he eats grapes and watches beautiful women dancing!"
Monk Sha suddenly realized and nodded.
……
When the King of Baoxiang Kingdom learned that Tang Sanbian finally had the idea of setting out to conquer the demons, he was so excited that he almost shed tears.
Listening to the reports from his servants in the past few days, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom's blood pressure was a little low for a while.
If Tang Sanzan didn't go out to subdue the demons again, he would have the urge to invite someone to subdue Tang Sanzan.
After ordering people to prepare the hot pot in the main hall, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom hurried over from the bedroom.
"Is the holy monk planning to leave the city today to slay demons?"
Tang Sanzun chewed on the freshly cooked slices of meat, and nodded towards the king: "The monster must be surrendered!"
"Otherwise, think about it, what if one day I and my disciples were eating hot pot and singing songs, and suddenly I was robbed by a monster!"
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha nodded in agreement.
However, at this moment, a tall and beautiful man descended from the sky, appeared in the hall, and bowed to the king of Baoxiang Kingdom: "My son-in-law pays homage to my father-in-law!"
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom's face was filled with horror: "You...are you that monster?!"
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The jade seal in the hand of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom was almost lost.
Do people from the Tang Dynasty speak so arrogantly?
"Don't blame the holy monks. The princess of our country was kidnapped by a monster a few days ago. As a father, I miss my daughter so much!"
Monk Sha frowned: "Are there monsters again? When was your princess kidnapped?"
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom sighed: "Oh, it has been 13 years."
???
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a few seconds, almost unable to react: "You have been 13 years, you call this a few days ago?"
"Holy monk, calm down! Holy monk, calm down!"
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom turned pale with fright when he saw Zhu Bajie's ferocious appearance.
Holy monk?
I have been king for so many years, but I have never seen such a foul-mouthed holy monk!
But then he thought, these people must be capable people because they traveled thousands of miles from the Tang Dynasty.
If I beg myself, I might have the hope of seeing my daughter again!
"Since these holy monks have come from thousands of miles away from the Eastern Land and the Tang Dynasty, they must have the means to conquer demons. Xiao Wang begs all the holy monks to save my poor daughter and let us father and daughter meet!"
Subduing demons?
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha laughed inexplicably.
Tang Sanzian said: "It's easy to conquer demons. Both of my disciples have extraordinary abilities, but..."
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom suddenly had hope in his eyes and asked: "Is the holy monk worried?"
In the past 13 years, in order to retrieve his daughter, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom has tried his best, and even held an annual contest to recruit relatives.
But the finally selected warriors disappeared without a trace on the way to find the princess.
Tang Sanzan nodded: "Our sutra-learning team has always taken it as our duty to subdue demons and demons, this is our charging standard!"
Tang Sanbian took out a leaflet with a price already marked from somewhere and handed it over.
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom took it and took a look at it curiously, and was stunned.
"50 taels for subduing demons and eliminating demons!
The debt is 80 taels to collect the debt!
Destroy the nation and destroy the country, one matter at a time! "
This fucking looks like something a monk can do?
If I don't give him 50 taels, will Baoxiang Kingdom be destroyed in the next second?
Thinking of this, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom smiled awkwardly: "Holy...the holy monk came all the way from the Eastern Land of Tang Dynasty. If I can subdue the monster and rescue the little girl, I am willing to add another 50 taels!"
"Come here, give the holy monk 50 taels of silver!"
Tang Sanzian's eyes narrowed: "I think you may have misunderstood. This is the previous price. Prices have risen recently, plus I hired two new exorcists with high salaries, so these 50 taels are worth gold!"
!!!
50 taels of gold!
You obviously could grab it directly, and you thoughtfully gave me a reason.
The King of Baoxiang Kingdom's face froze: "Holy Monk, regarding this price, can you wait until the little girl comes back safely before thanking you..."
Tang Sanzian's expression became fierce, and the desert eagle on his waist suddenly appeared in his hand, and its terrifying aura directly locked onto the King of Baoxiang Kingdom.
"Whether you give money or destroy the country, you'd better think it over yourself before answering!"
When the king of Baoxiang Kingdom heard these words, cold sweat immediately oozed from his forehead.
This is a gangster who doesn't want to get in!
"I choose money! Come here, give the holy monk a hundred taels of gold!"
Several servants quickly trotted a box of gold to Tang Sanzan, and after confirming that it was correct, Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction.
"Today, my master and apprentice are exhausted all the way, and I also ask His Majesty the King to arrange a place to stay. I will go out tomorrow to subdue the demon!"
When the King of Baoxiang Kingdom heard this, he let out a sigh of relief, and hurriedly asked his servants to arrange accommodation for Tang San's master and apprentice.
Wait to go back to the room.
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha asked curiously, "Master, when did you prepare that leaflet?"
"This is the price Little Monkey set when he surrendered you to Gaolaozhuang!"
Zhu Bajie:? ? ?
Looking at the retreating figure of his master, Zhu Bajie only felt that he had received a critical hit of [-] points.
Love goes away, right?
Lying on the soft bed prepared by the King of Baoxiang Kingdom, Tang Sanzan directly forgot about subduing demons and demons.
He is very clear about the difficulty of Boyuedong. The so-called three princesses of Baoxiang Kingdom were the maids of the Pixiang Temple in the previous life, and they got together with Kui Mulang, one of the 28 stars in the Heavenly Court.
After the Jade Emperor learned of this, the maid was demoted to the mortal world and reincarnated as Baihuaxi, the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom.
And Kui Mulang, who was forced to become an old bachelor, went numb on the spot, and after more than ten years of being with the five girls, he also resolutely went down to the world.
I don't know where Kuimulang's tendon was cramped, so he transformed into a yellow-robed monster and became a monster after going down to the lower world. He ran to Baoxiang Kingdom and robbed Baihuaxi.
According to the plot of the original Journey to the West, Kui Mulang must have already received instructions from the Heavenly Court to wait for him in this moon cave.
If he doesn't arrive at Boyue Cave for a long time, he, Kui Mulang, will be worried, not himself!
What's more, I have traveled westward all the way, and finally enjoyed the royal treatment. As for other things...let's talk about it tomorrow!
Emmm...
The bed here is very comfortable, or the day after tomorrow?
the day after tomorrow.
The weather is slightly cloudy, sleep.
The day after tomorrow.
It's raining today, so it's not advisable to go out.
Big day after tomorrow.
After the rain, the road is muddy, listening to music in the palace.
Another day.
The exotic style of Baoxiang Country, swinging supreme!
Another day.
Nothing to do today, go to the bar to listen to music.
Another day.
The weather is sunny today, and the water stains on the ground are almost dry. I can’t be lazy anymore!
Another day.
Tang Sanzan, Tang Sanzan, how can you be so depraved, it's time for a change!
Another day.
Today... Today... Forget it, eat a hot pot for Qianqian today, just to cheer up before departure!
"Little Zhuzhu, Xiaosha, you guys go and tell the king and tell me that I want to eat hot pot today. After finishing the hot pot, we will go out of the city to slay the demons!"
He heard Tang Sanbu's voice coming from inside the house.
Monk Sha hesitated for a moment, then turned to ask Zhu Bajie: "Second Senior Brother, why do you think a person of Master's level still eats and sleeps like ordinary people?"
As long as ordinary cultivators step into the realm of immortals, they can completely transcend the mortal world by eating wind and drinking dew.
Even if I don't eat, drink or sleep, it won't affect anything.
Zhu Bajie glanced sideways at Monk Sha, curled his lips and said, "What the hell, Master, can't you enjoy enjoyment after working hard all your life?"
"You have been working as a secretary for the Jade Emperor for so many years. Isn't the Jade Emperor highly cultivated? When he has nothing to do, he eats grapes and watches beautiful women dancing!"
Monk Sha suddenly realized and nodded.
……
When the King of Baoxiang Kingdom learned that Tang Sanbian finally had the idea of setting out to conquer the demons, he was so excited that he almost shed tears.
Listening to the reports from his servants in the past few days, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom's blood pressure was a little low for a while.
If Tang Sanzan didn't go out to subdue the demons again, he would have the urge to invite someone to subdue Tang Sanzan.
After ordering people to prepare the hot pot in the main hall, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom hurried over from the bedroom.
"Is the holy monk planning to leave the city today to slay demons?"
Tang Sanzun chewed on the freshly cooked slices of meat, and nodded towards the king: "The monster must be surrendered!"
"Otherwise, think about it, what if one day I and my disciples were eating hot pot and singing songs, and suddenly I was robbed by a monster!"
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha nodded in agreement.
However, at this moment, a tall and beautiful man descended from the sky, appeared in the hall, and bowed to the king of Baoxiang Kingdom: "My son-in-law pays homage to my father-in-law!"
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom's face was filled with horror: "You...are you that monster?!"
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(End of this chapter)
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