Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 73 But he called me handsome! (Please give me monthly tickets for rewards)
Chapter 73 But he called me handsome! (Please give me monthly tickets for rewards)
The Golden Horn King hurriedly picked up the purple gold gourd that his younger brother had dropped on the ground to protect his chest.
Although I can't beat the three apprentices of the Buddhist scriptures.
But as long as he captures the Buddhist scripture seeker, his brother might still be saved!
Jin Jiao immediately took out the sword he was carrying with him, and suddenly attacked Tang Sanzan.
Catch the thief first catch the king!
But Shawu had been on guard against him as early as possible. Before Golden Horn could pounce in front of Tang San's funeral, the Gatling in his hand was already aimed at his body.
"Little monster, let you try Grandpa Sha's new weapon!"
Sha Wujin laughed wildly and pulled the trigger directly!
"Da da da da da!!!"
The Gatling bullets with blue fire burst towards the Golden Horned King as if they were free of charge.
Feeling the power contained in these bullets, King Golden Horn's expression changed instantly!
As the boy of the Taishang Laojun, at this moment he keenly realized that the strangely shaped weapon in Sha Wujin's hand turned out to be an innate spiritual treasure!
This is fucking outrageous!
An innate spiritual treasure that even Lao Jun didn't have is now seen in the disciple of the Buddhist disciple? !
King Jinjiao knew the power of the innate spiritual treasure, so he could only hold up the purple gold gourd and jade bottle as a shield in front of him!
But these two magic weapons are not defensive weapons after all. Facing Gatlin's almost crazy shooting, the Golden Horn King felt that the magic power in his body was disappearing rapidly!
Oh shit!
Ever since I became Laojun's boy, I have never had such an aggrieved fight!
Even the magic weapon that I am proud of has no advantage in front of the pilgrims!
Seeing that more than half of his magic power had been consumed, the Golden Horned King suddenly became wise and shouted at Tang Sanzong: "Learner, as a leader, do you dare to step forward and compete with me yourself?"
"You only let your apprentices take action. What kind of qualified leader are you?"
"Da da da……"
Tang Sanzong waved his hand: "That's not necessary, you are not worthy of letting me take action!"
"Xiaosha, keep working harder!"
"Da da da……"
"I rely on Aunt Yun!" The king of Golden Horn exploded in the face of Sha Wu's mindless style of play.
It wasn't until he saw Gatlin, who had finished his killing mission and was braving blue fire, that he fired a bunch of bullets, and the Golden Horn King relaxed a little.
"So what can the innate spiritual treasure do? Without the support of mana, it is just a pile of junk?"
"Da da da, give me another da da da!"
"You have to tell me your background when you come out to hang out. I, the King of Golden Horns, have Lao Jun as my back. Who dares to kill me?"
The Golden Horn King immediately straightened his back when he saw that the killing task was done, and he was already sweating a little.
Looking at Tang Sanzong, he said: "Holy Monk, I respect you as a Buddhist scripture seeker. I advise you to let my second brother out as soon as possible. Don't make a mistake!"
"And my godmother is not something you can provoke casually!"
"You have no idea what kind of existence you have offended!"
Zhu Bajie silently picked up the laser cannon and pointed it at the Golden Horn King: "Repeat what you just said again. What kind of existence have we offended?"
???
Another congenital treasure?
When did the innate spiritual treasure become a common thing on the street, and everyone can have one?
The Golden Horned King was so frightened that he withered instantly.
"Don't... don't do it, you have something to say!"
Realizing that the weapon in Zhu Bajie's hand had begun to gather strength, King Golden Horn knelt down on the ground with a plop.
Because he has already felt that once the thing in Zhu Bajie's hand is fully charged, it will probably blow him to pieces in an instant!
The longer the power is accumulated, the greater the lethality!
All magic weapons in the Three Realms cannot escape this law.
The Golden Horn King would not dare to bet on the defensive power of the Purple Gold Gourd and the Jade Pure Bottle.
Even if I block this wave, there is still a monkey watching eagerly...
"Master, what should we do?"
Tang Sanzan looked at King Jinjiao coldly: "I once gave you a chance, but you are useless if I give you a chance!"
"Hand over the purple gold gourd and jade bottle in your hand!"
The King of Golden Horn trembled and said, "Holy Monk, this... this is Laojun's property."
Sun Xingzhe stepped forward and grabbed it directly.
"Hand it over if you are asked to do so. I, Lao Sun, also took some of Lao Jun's things 500 years ago!"
Seeing that the two last things he needed to save his life were robbed, the Golden Horn King closed his eyes and had no more luck in his mind.
Chanting a spell in his mouth, a piece of talisman burned out of thin air and turned into a wisp of smoke, and he was about to take the Golden Horned King back to heaven.
But at this moment, Tang Sanzhe suddenly raised the purple gold gourd and shouted: "Pretty boy!"
The King of Golden Horn couldn't help turning his head back: "What are you doing?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
A scream sounded, and King Golden Horn was uncontrollably put into the purple gold gourd.
Golden Horn King: I don't want to agree either, but he calls me pretty!
At this moment, the Golden Horn King felt remorseful and even had a trace of indescribable excitement in his heart!
The old vixen, who was tied up with a golden rope, saw both the golden horn and the silver horn being buried in the purple gold gourd by Tang San, and no longer looked as arrogant as before.
Seeing Tang Sanzun walking towards him, he hurriedly said, "Monk, you...don't come over!"
"Would you be afraid? It's too late!"
Tang Sanzong waved his hand: "Aaron, I leave this old vixen to you!"
"Thank you Master!"
Aaron was already very angry, but after hearing his master's words, he walked up to the old vixen with a sinister smile on his face.
"Dare you crush the dragon? I'm going to let you crush the dragon!"
A golden light flashed across Aaron's right hand, and he actually transformed into a dragon claw, grabbing directly towards the old vixen's chest.
Although this old vixen lives in Yalong Cave and sounds famous, but his own cultivation level is not high, not even as good as Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao.
Feeling the killing intent on Aaron's body, she shouted: "Monk, you can't kill me!"
Tang Sanzun said: "Give me a reason not to kill you!"
The old vixen hesitated for two seconds, then raised his neck and said, "Say my name, I'll scare you!"
"Go!"
"Okay, Master!" Aaron's fingers formed into claws, and he effortlessly passed through the old vixen's protective magic.
"I... I used to be Taishang Laojun's maid!"
"so what?"
"I...I still have Laojun's waistband!"
Tang Sanzian shouted impatiently: "What exactly do you want to say?"
After a huge inner struggle, the old vixen mustered up the courage to speak: "I...I...I am Laojun's concubine!"
"So you can't kill me!"
"I used to be the personal maid of the Taishang Laojun. After the peach feast, Laojun personally sent me to the lower realm, and sent me a golden horn and a silver horn to protect me. If you do anything to me, you will not give Laojun face!"
"No one in the entire Three Realms dares not to give Laojun face!"
Tang Sanzong shrugged: "Your name makes me laugh!"
"You are the concubine of Lao Jun, and you are not the concubine that I, Tang San, buried!"
"Aaron, let's do it!"
……
[It is detected that the host is at the 81st difficulty point of Dragon Cave. Do you want to check in? 】
"Check in!"
[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the supernatural palm of the Tathagata, the long-lost palm technique that descended from the sky, and the untold secret of the Tathagata of Buddhism! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the magic weapon recognition skill. After all the magic weapons fall into the hands of the host, as long as the host's mind moves, the mark of the original owner of the magic weapons can be directly erased and become the owner's possession! 】
Tang San's mind moved, and he put his own mark on the purple gold gourd, jade bottle, and golden rope.
The four masters and apprentices had just walked out of Yalong Mountain when suddenly an auspicious cloud descended, and an old man with white beard and hair holding a dust whisk landed in front of them.
"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!"
The old man said a Taoist slogan, and then said: "Tang San was buried, I am the Supreme Lord of Tushita Palace!"
Tang Sanzian nodded casually: "Oh, is something wrong?"
"I have something to ask. Did you encounter anything when you passed Pingding Mountain and Yalong Mountain?"
Tang San wiped his bald head, knowing that this old man wanted to beg for the treasure.
So he deliberately said: "No, the journey was very smooth!"
"Ok?"
Taishang Laojun frowned, and then his tone sank: "You are dishonest! Didn't you encounter any monsters along the way?"
Throw in all the tickets and rewards!
(End of this chapter)
The Golden Horn King hurriedly picked up the purple gold gourd that his younger brother had dropped on the ground to protect his chest.
Although I can't beat the three apprentices of the Buddhist scriptures.
But as long as he captures the Buddhist scripture seeker, his brother might still be saved!
Jin Jiao immediately took out the sword he was carrying with him, and suddenly attacked Tang Sanzan.
Catch the thief first catch the king!
But Shawu had been on guard against him as early as possible. Before Golden Horn could pounce in front of Tang San's funeral, the Gatling in his hand was already aimed at his body.
"Little monster, let you try Grandpa Sha's new weapon!"
Sha Wujin laughed wildly and pulled the trigger directly!
"Da da da da da!!!"
The Gatling bullets with blue fire burst towards the Golden Horned King as if they were free of charge.
Feeling the power contained in these bullets, King Golden Horn's expression changed instantly!
As the boy of the Taishang Laojun, at this moment he keenly realized that the strangely shaped weapon in Sha Wujin's hand turned out to be an innate spiritual treasure!
This is fucking outrageous!
An innate spiritual treasure that even Lao Jun didn't have is now seen in the disciple of the Buddhist disciple? !
King Jinjiao knew the power of the innate spiritual treasure, so he could only hold up the purple gold gourd and jade bottle as a shield in front of him!
But these two magic weapons are not defensive weapons after all. Facing Gatlin's almost crazy shooting, the Golden Horn King felt that the magic power in his body was disappearing rapidly!
Oh shit!
Ever since I became Laojun's boy, I have never had such an aggrieved fight!
Even the magic weapon that I am proud of has no advantage in front of the pilgrims!
Seeing that more than half of his magic power had been consumed, the Golden Horned King suddenly became wise and shouted at Tang Sanzong: "Learner, as a leader, do you dare to step forward and compete with me yourself?"
"You only let your apprentices take action. What kind of qualified leader are you?"
"Da da da……"
Tang Sanzong waved his hand: "That's not necessary, you are not worthy of letting me take action!"
"Xiaosha, keep working harder!"
"Da da da……"
"I rely on Aunt Yun!" The king of Golden Horn exploded in the face of Sha Wu's mindless style of play.
It wasn't until he saw Gatlin, who had finished his killing mission and was braving blue fire, that he fired a bunch of bullets, and the Golden Horn King relaxed a little.
"So what can the innate spiritual treasure do? Without the support of mana, it is just a pile of junk?"
"Da da da, give me another da da da!"
"You have to tell me your background when you come out to hang out. I, the King of Golden Horns, have Lao Jun as my back. Who dares to kill me?"
The Golden Horn King immediately straightened his back when he saw that the killing task was done, and he was already sweating a little.
Looking at Tang Sanzong, he said: "Holy Monk, I respect you as a Buddhist scripture seeker. I advise you to let my second brother out as soon as possible. Don't make a mistake!"
"And my godmother is not something you can provoke casually!"
"You have no idea what kind of existence you have offended!"
Zhu Bajie silently picked up the laser cannon and pointed it at the Golden Horn King: "Repeat what you just said again. What kind of existence have we offended?"
???
Another congenital treasure?
When did the innate spiritual treasure become a common thing on the street, and everyone can have one?
The Golden Horned King was so frightened that he withered instantly.
"Don't... don't do it, you have something to say!"
Realizing that the weapon in Zhu Bajie's hand had begun to gather strength, King Golden Horn knelt down on the ground with a plop.
Because he has already felt that once the thing in Zhu Bajie's hand is fully charged, it will probably blow him to pieces in an instant!
The longer the power is accumulated, the greater the lethality!
All magic weapons in the Three Realms cannot escape this law.
The Golden Horn King would not dare to bet on the defensive power of the Purple Gold Gourd and the Jade Pure Bottle.
Even if I block this wave, there is still a monkey watching eagerly...
"Master, what should we do?"
Tang Sanzan looked at King Jinjiao coldly: "I once gave you a chance, but you are useless if I give you a chance!"
"Hand over the purple gold gourd and jade bottle in your hand!"
The King of Golden Horn trembled and said, "Holy Monk, this... this is Laojun's property."
Sun Xingzhe stepped forward and grabbed it directly.
"Hand it over if you are asked to do so. I, Lao Sun, also took some of Lao Jun's things 500 years ago!"
Seeing that the two last things he needed to save his life were robbed, the Golden Horn King closed his eyes and had no more luck in his mind.
Chanting a spell in his mouth, a piece of talisman burned out of thin air and turned into a wisp of smoke, and he was about to take the Golden Horned King back to heaven.
But at this moment, Tang Sanzhe suddenly raised the purple gold gourd and shouted: "Pretty boy!"
The King of Golden Horn couldn't help turning his head back: "What are you doing?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
A scream sounded, and King Golden Horn was uncontrollably put into the purple gold gourd.
Golden Horn King: I don't want to agree either, but he calls me pretty!
At this moment, the Golden Horn King felt remorseful and even had a trace of indescribable excitement in his heart!
The old vixen, who was tied up with a golden rope, saw both the golden horn and the silver horn being buried in the purple gold gourd by Tang San, and no longer looked as arrogant as before.
Seeing Tang Sanzun walking towards him, he hurriedly said, "Monk, you...don't come over!"
"Would you be afraid? It's too late!"
Tang Sanzong waved his hand: "Aaron, I leave this old vixen to you!"
"Thank you Master!"
Aaron was already very angry, but after hearing his master's words, he walked up to the old vixen with a sinister smile on his face.
"Dare you crush the dragon? I'm going to let you crush the dragon!"
A golden light flashed across Aaron's right hand, and he actually transformed into a dragon claw, grabbing directly towards the old vixen's chest.
Although this old vixen lives in Yalong Cave and sounds famous, but his own cultivation level is not high, not even as good as Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao.
Feeling the killing intent on Aaron's body, she shouted: "Monk, you can't kill me!"
Tang Sanzun said: "Give me a reason not to kill you!"
The old vixen hesitated for two seconds, then raised his neck and said, "Say my name, I'll scare you!"
"Go!"
"Okay, Master!" Aaron's fingers formed into claws, and he effortlessly passed through the old vixen's protective magic.
"I... I used to be Taishang Laojun's maid!"
"so what?"
"I...I still have Laojun's waistband!"
Tang Sanzian shouted impatiently: "What exactly do you want to say?"
After a huge inner struggle, the old vixen mustered up the courage to speak: "I...I...I am Laojun's concubine!"
"So you can't kill me!"
"I used to be the personal maid of the Taishang Laojun. After the peach feast, Laojun personally sent me to the lower realm, and sent me a golden horn and a silver horn to protect me. If you do anything to me, you will not give Laojun face!"
"No one in the entire Three Realms dares not to give Laojun face!"
Tang Sanzong shrugged: "Your name makes me laugh!"
"You are the concubine of Lao Jun, and you are not the concubine that I, Tang San, buried!"
"Aaron, let's do it!"
……
[It is detected that the host is at the 81st difficulty point of Dragon Cave. Do you want to check in? 】
"Check in!"
[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the supernatural palm of the Tathagata, the long-lost palm technique that descended from the sky, and the untold secret of the Tathagata of Buddhism! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the magic weapon recognition skill. After all the magic weapons fall into the hands of the host, as long as the host's mind moves, the mark of the original owner of the magic weapons can be directly erased and become the owner's possession! 】
Tang San's mind moved, and he put his own mark on the purple gold gourd, jade bottle, and golden rope.
The four masters and apprentices had just walked out of Yalong Mountain when suddenly an auspicious cloud descended, and an old man with white beard and hair holding a dust whisk landed in front of them.
"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!"
The old man said a Taoist slogan, and then said: "Tang San was buried, I am the Supreme Lord of Tushita Palace!"
Tang Sanzian nodded casually: "Oh, is something wrong?"
"I have something to ask. Did you encounter anything when you passed Pingding Mountain and Yalong Mountain?"
Tang San wiped his bald head, knowing that this old man wanted to beg for the treasure.
So he deliberately said: "No, the journey was very smooth!"
"Ok?"
Taishang Laojun frowned, and then his tone sank: "You are dishonest! Didn't you encounter any monsters along the way?"
Throw in all the tickets and rewards!
(End of this chapter)
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